We also have \"Burning Ice\" and \"Pointy Spheres\" and \"New Antiques\" etc.
4/26/2006 1:32:06 AM
They're making Catholics in Christian form now? How about mushy marshmallows, or flat pancakes?
4/26/2006 1:33:24 AM
I'd like to know the definition of all of the above. And the antonym of the third.
4/26/2006 2:10:21 AM
I...I...the mind boggles.
4/26/2006 2:14:53 AM
and all this time, I thought Catholics were flying spaghetti monster worshippers
4/26/2006 2:59:34 AM
do we have any christian satanists and christian athesits?
4/26/2006 3:49:07 AM
I like the way humanity had to go four thousand years without Jesus to save them. And then had to put with another, what, 1500 years of Catholics all going to hell because they worshipped him in the wrong way before christianity appeared.
No love for the eastern denominations.
4/26/2006 4:10:03 AM
there is a such a thing as Jews for Jesus, they have this big temple church near my home
4/26/2006 5:27:19 AM
This is almost to stupid to be true. Muslim and Christian... And why do most people ignore the fact that the Roman Catholic Church was the first major organized christian sect in the world?
4/26/2006 7:06:22 AM
Doublethink. It's amazing what you can do when you discard your intellectual bank account.
4/26/2006 1:29:38 PM
Unbelievably silly. Oh, and I assume that the emphasis wasn't in the original, was it? If it were, I would suspect the poster here of actually using sarcasm rather than of blithely making a stupid fundie comment.
EDIT: Thanks for clarifying with the \"emphasis added\" there.
4/26/2006 1:48:07 PM
Now if they could only come up with Christian Christians.
4/26/2006 3:11:09 PM
The poster may be getting confused by \"the Jewish Christians\", which is a legitimate term for the church founded by the disciples after Jesus' death. The disciples and other followers did not call themselves \"Christians\", they were still Jews, and believed that Jesus was the promised messiah. They are generally called this because they did not abandon traditional Jewish practices for the most part, and they also distinguished themselves from the \"gentile\" Christians that Paul and his lot went out to convert.
That said, this post is still pretty enormous in its gross ignorance. Christian Catholics seals it.
I could see the poster thinking that \"Jews\" are a race (which is partly due to many Jews thinking of themselves that way too), so a Christian Jew is possible, in the same way someone could be a Christian Russian or Christian German. He may also be thinking that Muslim=Arab, and there are Christian Arabs, yes - though this is really stretching. But Christian Catholics just seals it - the poster is ignorant as hell.
4/26/2006 5:00:21 PM
Jess— \"Jews for Jesus\" are Christians, not Jews. Just take Christianity, and subtract Jesus, and the various stories, and you'll get Judaism. \"Jew for Jesus\" is essentially the definition of a Christian, I think.
4/27/2006 1:58:10 PM
And we have fundie Christians, moderate Christians, what´s the point?
9/6/2006 3:18:57 PM
What. The. Hell.
12/21/2006 2:11:14 AM
WTF award anyone?
2/14/2007 6:48:43 PM
Matty the Red
WTF award Seconded
2/14/2007 6:58:37 PM
Dang Catholics, believing in the divinity of Jesus, his miracles, and the cleansing of sins by his death on the cross. Surely they're not christians.
4/26/2010 6:18:04 PM
Catholics ARE Christians! Oh why bother? They only count when you want to claim that the US is a "Christian nation."
4/26/2010 7:58:52 PM
Christian Catholics, Christian Baptists, Christian Protestant, Christian Calvinists, Christian Orthodox, Christian Puritans, Anglican Christians, Christian Lutherans, Amish Christians, Christian Evangelists...
What's your point, little lamb?
4/26/2010 11:57:56 PM
The Quakers and Unitarian Universalists are the true definition of the term 'Christian'. As in following, and living their lives, by the teachings of Jesus: being as good and decent people as they can be. Helping others in any way possible, as & when needed. Being charitable. Treat others as you would want them to treat you. Commit acts of gratuitous kindness. Be good for goodness' sake.
Rather like we Humanists/Atheists, in fact.
So, if anything, Christian Atheist isn't a contradiction in terms.
Unlike Fundamentalist Christian. They are the ones Gandhi referred to when he said 'I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.'
4/27/2010 7:08:45 AM
The only possible combination is Christian Cahtolics..........sorry, you were talking ironically, right?
2/13/2011 11:08:31 AM
And just plain old dumb shit.
4/21/2013 7:38:33 AM
Okay. I would like to order 5 big round boxes, PC version of Mass Effect 3 for XBox 360 and 3 book holding bookshelves.
4/21/2013 8:19:25 AM