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That is ok. We also have "Christian jews" and "Christian Muslims", Christian Catholics" etc. [emphasis added]

LittleLambofJesus, Christian Forums 27 Comments [4/26/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: CousinTed

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#30691

Smeagol

Christian Muslims?!?

We also have \"Burning Ice\" and \"Pointy Spheres\" and \"New Antiques\" etc.

4/26/2006 1:32:06 AM

#30693

JustinGG

They're making Catholics in Christian form now? How about mushy marshmallows, or flat pancakes?

4/26/2006 1:33:24 AM

#30702

TDR

I'd like to know the definition of all of the above. And the antonym of the third.

4/26/2006 2:10:21 AM

#30706

Hadanelith

I...I...the mind boggles.

4/26/2006 2:14:53 AM

#30727

mad dog

and all this time, I thought Catholics were flying spaghetti monster worshippers

4/26/2006 2:59:34 AM

#30735

Jaded_ Revenge

christian catholics?
do we have any christian satanists and christian athesits?

4/26/2006 3:49:07 AM

#30738

Aesmael

I like the way humanity had to go four thousand years without Jesus to save them. And then had to put with another, what, 1500 years of Catholics all going to hell because they worshipped him in the wrong way before christianity appeared.

No love for the eastern denominations.

4/26/2006 4:10:03 AM

#30749

jess

there is a such a thing as Jews for Jesus, they have this big temple church near my home

4/26/2006 5:27:19 AM

#30759

NotMe

This is almost to stupid to be true. Muslim and Christian... And why do most people ignore the fact that the Roman Catholic Church was the first major organized christian sect in the world?

4/26/2006 7:06:22 AM

#30791

Ens

@NotMe:

Doublethink. It's amazing what you can do when you discard your intellectual bank account.

4/26/2006 1:29:38 PM

#30793

David D.G.

Unbelievably silly. Oh, and I assume that the emphasis wasn't in the original, was it? If it were, I would suspect the poster here of actually using sarcasm rather than of blithely making a stupid fundie comment.

EDIT: Thanks for clarifying with the \"emphasis added\" there.

~David D.G.

4/26/2006 1:48:07 PM

#30807

Papabear

Now if they could only come up with Christian Christians.

4/26/2006 3:11:09 PM

#30834

MK

The poster may be getting confused by \"the Jewish Christians\", which is a legitimate term for the church founded by the disciples after Jesus' death. The disciples and other followers did not call themselves \"Christians\", they were still Jews, and believed that Jesus was the promised messiah. They are generally called this because they did not abandon traditional Jewish practices for the most part, and they also distinguished themselves from the \"gentile\" Christians that Paul and his lot went out to convert.

That said, this post is still pretty enormous in its gross ignorance. Christian Catholics seals it.

I could see the poster thinking that \"Jews\" are a race (which is partly due to many Jews thinking of themselves that way too), so a Christian Jew is possible, in the same way someone could be a Christian Russian or Christian German. He may also be thinking that Muslim=Arab, and there are Christian Arabs, yes - though this is really stretching. But Christian Catholics just seals it - the poster is ignorant as hell.

4/26/2006 5:00:21 PM

#30958

Maronan

Jess— \"Jews for Jesus\" are Christians, not Jews. Just take Christianity, and subtract Jesus, and the various stories, and you'll get Judaism. \"Jew for Jesus\" is essentially the definition of a Christian, I think.

4/27/2006 1:58:10 PM

#73755

Matilde

And we have fundie Christians, moderate Christians, what´s the point?

9/6/2006 3:18:57 PM

#125339

Adrian

What. The. Hell.

12/21/2006 2:11:14 AM

#161110

Janissary

WTF award anyone?

2/14/2007 6:48:43 PM

#161117

Matty the Red

WTF award Seconded

2/14/2007 6:58:37 PM

#1152099

JSS

Dang Catholics, believing in the divinity of Jesus, his miracles, and the cleansing of sins by his death on the cross. Surely they're not christians.

4/26/2010 6:18:04 PM

#1152129

Elia

Catholics ARE Christians! Oh why bother? They only count when you want to claim that the US is a "Christian nation."

4/26/2010 7:58:52 PM

#1152216

Swede

Christian Catholics, Christian Baptists, Christian Protestant, Christian Calvinists, Christian Orthodox, Christian Puritans, Anglican Christians, Christian Lutherans, Amish Christians, Christian Evangelists...

What's your point, little lamb?

4/26/2010 11:57:56 PM

#1152302

Anon-e-moose

The Quakers and Unitarian Universalists are the true definition of the term 'Christian'. As in following, and living their lives, by the teachings of Jesus: being as good and decent people as they can be. Helping others in any way possible, as & when needed. Being charitable. Treat others as you would want them to treat you. Commit acts of gratuitous kindness. Be good for goodness' sake.

Rather like we Humanists/Atheists, in fact.

So, if anything, Christian Atheist isn't a contradiction in terms.

Unlike Fundamentalist Christian. They are the ones Gandhi referred to when he said 'I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.'

4/27/2010 7:08:45 AM

#1256288

The only possible combination is Christian Cahtolics..........sorry, you were talking ironically, right?

2/13/2011 11:08:31 AM

#1529800

Quantum Mechanic

And just plain old dumb shit.

4/21/2013 7:38:33 AM

#1529823

anothga

Okay. I would like to order 5 big round boxes, PC version of Mass Effect 3 for XBox 360 and 3 book holding bookshelves.

4/21/2013 8:19:25 AM

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