\"Nothing cant come from something. Nothing *absolute zero* is impossible. Therefore something was there. Why not call that something God and his son Jesus? Its true, and it saves you a lot of brain work.\"
I'd prefer to call you a fucking idiot, saves me a hell of a lot of brain work.
4/27/2006 8:28:14 AM
If that's the most intelligent thing you've said all night, I'd truly hate to see the rest of it.
* \"He\" showed you?
* Real is only capitalised in nouns like Real Sociedad.
* Nothing, null, a vacuum, zero - all exist.
* Absolute zero is approximately -273.15 degrees centigrade, a temperature.
* I'd rather call it a singularity if that's OK with you.
4/27/2006 8:34:50 AM
Calling Bored as Hell an idiot is also true, and saves a lot of brain work.
Meh, Jeremy got there first. :P
4/27/2006 8:38:03 AM
Impossible in the scientific meaning:
We don't know how to do it yet.
And saving brainwork does not equal a good idea. Killing yourself will spare you from another 60 years of brainwork. Get on with the program.
4/27/2006 8:54:14 AM
Sorry about that Bone\\_Vulture, but that quip came to me amazingly quick (for once) and with very little brainwork.
4/27/2006 9:14:35 AM
Yes, \"saving a lot of brain work\" is truly the best way to advance knowledge.
4/27/2006 10:14:27 AM
Ace of Sevens
WHy not call that god and his son jesus? Because you haven't shown it to have any characteristics beyond existance. You might as well call a pencil Jesus.
4/27/2006 10:17:15 AM
The only thing you have shown is that your version of god and the concept of thinking cannot go together. I for one cannot accept that God the Creator wants us to be ignorant.
4/27/2006 10:31:13 AM
Okay, lets just say you win with your 'there's something there argument'. Calling this material god is a BIG leap, but then deciding that this MATERIAL had a son named Jesus, well...
Lets hope thats not the smartest thing you say everyday.
4/27/2006 11:57:34 AM
A bit like saying \"that was the least injurious gunshot wound to the head I've ever gotten!\"
4/27/2006 12:03:19 PM
This makes perfect since! God has showered me with the gift of since! I have a since of absolute peace!
4/27/2006 12:04:31 PM
Logic is your friend, idiot. Go learn how to use it.
4/27/2006 12:41:51 PM
this is too depressing for words. Is all religion founded on people who are too damn intellectually lazy to think and just accept the first damn nonsense someone spouts?
4/27/2006 12:59:58 PM
I could also call that something 'Santa Claus'
4/27/2006 1:06:47 PM
I laughed a litte when there was nothing after the colon in the sixth line.
4/27/2006 1:08:48 PM
Hmmmm, that explains how Mary 'did nothing' and got up the duff!
4/27/2006 1:27:59 PM
Intellectual laziness at its finest.
4/27/2006 2:58:14 PM
The sad part is, he's probably right when he said that \"Nothing cant come from something. Nothing *absolute zero* is impossible. Therefore something was there. Why not call that something God and his son Jesus?\" is the most intelligent thing he's said all night :(
4/27/2006 3:00:37 PM
Gullibility -- check.
Faulty logic -- check.
Intellectual laziness -- check.
Atrocious spelling -- check.
\"Fundyism Poster Child\" Award?
4/27/2006 3:10:19 PM
Yes, let's call it 'God and his son Jesus'. Makes it a mundane and vaguely amusing thing, not worthy of worship.
4/27/2006 3:26:29 PM
\"God is Real\"
\"Jesus is his Son\"
According to a book written by people thousands of years ago, who also thought the earth was flat, and stars were little sparkly rocks glued to a big dome. (As an aside, why do you morons always refer to God as \"Him\"? The only purpose gender assignment plays is for the purpose of procreation. An omnipitent being capable of creating the entire universe in the blink of an eye would have no need for a penis. Or a vagina, for those of you of the \"God's a She\" persuasion.)
\"I'm going to believe that because he showed me it was true\"
How, exactly did he 'show' you, because I expect that you're either a liar, or suffering from a mental illness.
\"Your theorys are wack, they dont even make since\"
Yes they do make SENSE, and you don't even have to resort to mystical supernatural explanations for them to work. You do, however, have to think a little bit, and we know how that makes your brain hurt.
\"Nothing cant come from something. Nothing *absolute zero* is impossible. Therefore something was there. Why not call that something God and his son Jesus?\"
If that's \"the most intelligent thing I've said all night\", then perhaps you should stop huffing bug spray.
\"Its true, and it saves you a lot of brain work.\"
Well, you're half right.
4/27/2006 3:27:22 PM
\"1. God is Real\"
\"2. Jesus is his Son\"
\"3. I'm going to believe that because he showed me it was true.\"
Seems more like you're going to believe that because you're intellectually lazy and scared of the boogyman.
\"4. Your theorys are wack, they dont even make since.\"
I doubt that you could even accurately explain what any of our theories are. Big Bang, ToE, laws of thermodynamics. Go ahead, give it a try.
\"And the most intelligent thing I've said all night:\"
It's wise of you to set the bar so low.
\"Nothing cant come from something. Nothing *absolute zero* is impossible. Therefore something was there.\"
\"Why not call that something God and his son Jesus?\"
That's pretty weak reasoning, Junior.
Hey, I don't know what's just beyond the U-bend in my toilet. Why not call it \"Jesus?\"
Once again, Prove it.
\"and it saves you a lot of brain work.\"
And we all know how horrible \"brain work\" is. What you're saying is that you would rather believe a demonstrably false fairy tale than to think. That's sad.
4/27/2006 3:38:36 PM
Methinks that that's not exactly \"faith.\"
\"Yeah, Jesus existed, I guess.\"
4/27/2006 4:13:54 PM
I choose to call that something the Flying Spaghetti Monster. It's true, and it saves me a lot more brain work.
4/27/2006 4:23:44 PM
A. Nony Mouse
If God impregnated Mary and Jesus was God, why not call Him a motherfucker?
4/27/2006 5:24:47 PM