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[Replying to people who don't understand how killing every firstborn infant in Egypt could possibly be justified]

God has justification and I am owed no explanation. Thats the part of humility which Christians must grasp.


All I can say is God does what He does for the 'greater good'.

unworthyone, Christian Forums 17 Comments [10/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Armond

Really? Because so did Grindelwald.

8/30/2008 9:38:25 PM



@Armond: Darn it, you beat me to it! :)

8/30/2008 10:14:26 PM

Anonymous Tau

If Big Brother says 2+2 = 5, well then, it's time to start burning the maths textbooks!

8/21/2010 1:53:13 AM

Justanotheratheist

"It is God's will" is only a satisfatory answer for the brain dead.

8/21/2010 2:02:05 AM

Canadiest

Well, that's honest. Belief in the Bible is inane enough but Christians who say they don;t understand Gods myserious ways are easier to take then the ones that say the Noachian flood or the Egyptian slaughter make sense.

Also these people are less likely to go into ridiculous arguments trying to support such insane scenarios

8/21/2010 5:36:33 AM

Quantum Mechanic

"for the 'greater good'."

Sounds like Hillary Clinton.
Fucking socialist.

3/13/2011 6:44:08 AM

Blarghonius

For whose greater good?

2/26/2013 9:44:28 PM

DFM

You must understand the primitive mind. To the primitive mind, if an enemy kills a member of your family, you kill a member of his family. Vengeance is from group to group. The idea of individual rights and justice simply did not exist in those days. The myth of the "Ten Plagues" was the ancient Hebrews way of getting symbolic revenge against their former captors, the Egyptians. Of course, it never happened, so there is really nothing to explain outside of the motivations of those who created the myth.

2/26/2013 9:56:25 PM

Quantum Mechanic

Somebody forgot to tell the Egyptians because they never noticed.

6/29/2013 7:26:08 AM

Dr. Shrinker

Knuckling under a brutal, tyrannical leader isn't humility. It is an act of common fear.

Knuckling under an invisible, insubstantial leader whose very existence must be taken on faith isn't humility or even common fear. It is abject cowardice.

7/1/2013 11:56:56 AM

Philbert McAdamia

Imagine; "humility" and "Christian" in the same sentence.

7/1/2013 12:04:30 PM

Redhead

So god is a manipulative!dumbledore?

7/1/2013 2:51:29 PM

Some Christian Anon

God allied with the Tau? When did that happen?

I mean, they DID evolve in 6000 years...

12/26/2015 11:54:39 AM

Anon-e-moose

The Tau would disagree with you. Also, the Abh (basically a cross between the Tau and Eldar; genetically engineered space elves who became superior to their human creators).



...and Admiral Spoor can conquer me for the Greater Good! :9

12/26/2015 6:40:54 PM

God

Okay, time to fess up.

That was about the time I'd gone back to collage. I'd hit a bit of a low spot, and was looking to turn my life around. So anyway, while I was back in collage I met this guy, Bacchus, head of the local frat. The rest of the century is a bit of a blur, to be completely honest.

12/26/2015 6:53:54 PM

Stanford Neighborhood Watch Alliance

It's all for the Greater Good.

12/26/2015 6:55:39 PM

DFM

The good news is that it NEVER HAPPENED.

It was made up long after the Exodus.

DFM

12/26/2015 11:55:15 PM
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