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(responding to a "story" called "Kentucky Student-Led Pre-Game Prayers Under Fire by Atheist Activists")

Hey, the intolerant and anti-2nd amendment religious zealots of the completely unproven religion of the "there is no God whatsoever" FFRF have found their latest victim! Wow, THAT didn't take long. After their last attempt at defeating the God who doesn't exist failed so miserably they sure bounced back quickly to once again engage... um, "Him," who is not actually there (?!) in glorious battle!

Whew! That was a close one! Certainly don't want the non existent "One" gaining any ground (?) after that last embarrassing defeat! Squashing the prayers of sports teams at this individual school was just the victory FFRF needed to blacken the eye of their sworn enemy, Nobody.
One school down! Every other school in every town and city in every state across America to go! Hee, hee! Better pack a lunch folks!
The war against what isn't there could be a long one!

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