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if you rly think about it... It took God 7 days to create earth... we can date back to 4000 BC wen adam was around.... then now its only 2006 AD... add the two and u get 6, 006 yrs old...not billions of yrs

Upon my knees, Oh Lord, I serve Thee, Myspace 49 Comments [5/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Whee!! Around and around we go in circular reasoning!

5/1/2006 1:45:08 AM


And that my friend is why you file the bible in the trash!

5/1/2006 1:52:32 AM

mad dog

where it stops, nobody knows!

5/1/2006 1:52:55 AM




5/1/2006 2:02:02 AM


That name of his is one of the most sexually suggestive john hancock's since Kraven Moorehead.

5/1/2006 2:03:54 AM


First, next time you read the bible try to do it when you are awake. According to the bible, God created the entire universe, including the earth, in 6 days.

Second, you have offered no evidence to support your contention that the earth is 6,006 years old and not billions of years old. All you have done is make a weak reference to a disproven ancient creation myth. Big whup.

5/1/2006 2:08:08 AM


Uh... huh.

5/1/2006 2:13:39 AM


2006 plus 4000 equals 6006: truly the greatest scientific discovery of the millenium!

5/1/2006 2:57:00 AM


You see, if somebody had gone and told the scientists this, they wouldn't have needed all that astronomy or carbon dating...

5/1/2006 3:20:40 AM

Alex W.

'Upon my knees, Oh Lord, I serve Thee'

This is too much.

5/1/2006 3:45:14 AM


how does the lord like his blowjob?

5/1/2006 4:34:36 AM


Is there a \"Love thy Lord - Doggy Style\" award?

5/1/2006 4:39:47 AM


There's just one teeny problem with your system: none of the physical data agrees with it.

5/1/2006 5:31:33 AM

The Last Conformist

This needs some sort of award. Invincible Stupidity, perhaps?

5/1/2006 9:11:32 AM


If I really think about it, no.

Now, how did that song on South Park go?

\"I want to get down on my knees and please Jesus!
I want to feel his salvation all over my face!\"

5/1/2006 9:19:29 AM


How cute. As if nobody would have thought about that before.

5/1/2006 11:12:54 AM


Myspace seems to be a haven for the \"fundy-from-birth-brainwashed-by-parents-so-know-no-better\" type of person. I find these to be the saddest fundy of all, because they really do know nothing else and never had much chance to experience life beyond Pat Robertson.

5/1/2006 11:31:40 AM


Yeah, but....

The creation was supposedly in 4004BC, which makes planet Earth 6010 years old. Except that the monk who devised the BC/AD dating we use got it wrong, twice: he missed out zero (to be fair, it hadn't been invented yet), which makes 2006 the 6009th year since creation. And Exiguus's second error was an arithmetic mistake of 5 years. But I don't know if that was too many or to few, so that makes the Creation either 6004 or 6014 years ago....

5/1/2006 11:33:06 AM


How...impressive. A Fundie that can do math. Congratulations! Oh, wait, he imediately drew stupid conclusions [withdraws congratulations].

5/1/2006 12:34:58 PM


There is a typo here. I think he meant to say \"If you DON'T think about it...\"

5/1/2006 1:01:18 PM

mad dog

xMinionX, practically all fundies fit that description. The only realistic exception to that rule is if the fundie is a recovering alcohol or drug addict, and people who happened to be fundamentalists helped him/her out and indoctrinated that person.

5/1/2006 1:34:04 PM


Upon my... wow, that's just... ick. I thought Jesus disapproved of nonmarital sex?

5/1/2006 3:22:07 PM


Holy Hummer, Batman! That's quite a user name.

Why don't you get off of your knees and read a book. Besides the bible.

5/1/2006 3:56:59 PM

Jane the Bane


Never expect too much from people who can't use contractions properly.
Stupidity may not be an excuse, but at least it's an explanation.

5/1/2006 4:41:25 PM


I didn't buy that load of horseshit when I was six, I sure don't buy it now!

5/1/2006 5:05:55 PM

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