YOU GUYS, WE HAVE SETTLED THIS TOPIC MANY TIMES!... STOP POSTING MORE.. IF U ARE A PERSON WHO RAPES, MURDERS, STEALS, BUT THEN REPENT OF YER SINS AND BELEIVE IN CHIRST THEN U WILL GO TO HEAVEN, B/C U ARE FORGIVEN THUS MADE PURE!! NEW TOPIC!! lol
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"I believe in Jesus!!1! lol"
This pretty much sums his post up - total retardation at work, please look out!
Christians say atheists have no morals. And then go and tell the rape victim his/her rapist will go to heaven because he is forgiven because he repent of his sins. This is very disturbing. I am glad I did not grasp all these concepts when I was a child.
Aaah, the first fundy lol post of the month.
YER? Well I'll be hornswaggled! This post blows!!!
Yes, Heaven sweet Heaven - last refuge of rapists, murderers, theives and the gullible.
once again, 'rape, lol'.
It's nice how he teaches that it's ok to do whatever you want, as long as you feel sorry about it.
And they say that atheists lack morals.
So much for divine justice. This is just one of the many reasons that Christianity fails philosophically.
And I, too, find it exasperating that the people who declare this have the gall to call atheists and agnostics "immoral" next to this kind of mealy-mouthed parody of integrity.
~David D.G.
Of course, according to Heb. 6:4-6, one can only be forgiven once. If your belief falters you won't be forgiven again, you're just screwed.
David D.G. -- Well put.
Ah yes, Servicer with another masterpiece. Wow, I haven't been here since 29th April and you guys already have these juicy ones... makes me proud to frequent this site.
Now then, problems with this post
1) Reverse-broken shift key. What the crap?
2) Trying to get the last word - number one best way to keep the topic alive
3) Really? I'm going to go become Christian just so I can rape, murder and steal with impunity. All I have to do is repent every Sunday and I'm home free, right?
Oi, do these people listen to themselves? And this guy in general... everything from his username to the last letter of his post is either stupid, icky, or doublestupid.
I can just imagine God following these rules:
God: Who's coming up to heaven today, Peter?
Peter: Well, we got 45 rapists, 12 murderers, an assassinated dictator who was responsible for 2 years of internal war in his country, several dozen drug addicts.
God: Are you *(#$in kidding me?
Peter: No sir. All of them repented and professed a belief in Jesus prior to their deaths.
God: So... where's the good ones? The ones that helped the poor, and cured diseases, and donated their time and money to help disaster victims...
Peter: Sorry sir. None of them believed in Jesus, so they went downstairs to the other department.
God: None came here?
Peter: Sorry, nope. They all felt it was possible to be a good person without believing in Jesus.
God: What a whacked way to run things. Who made up these rules?
mad dog, sounds like a good description of addictive behavior to me: beat your kids, appologize and promise never to do it again, beat your kids...etc.
According to this empty kind of repemption all you really have to do is lie to yourself about never doing something again and you're OK.
You should read that whole thread. Several people said that if Hitler was a Christian while murdering 11 million people, he would be in heaven
And then there were the retards who couldnt seem to grasp the question at all and started debating whether Hitler was a Christian or not
Fun thread. I also started one on Ghandhi at the same time, interesting comparisions and kind of frightening...
Sorry, but I don't want to RAPE, MURDER, STEAL, or REPENT....
BJs are OK, however...
"to be fair to the guy/gal, when they mean 'Repent' of something, they mean with the intention to never do the rotten deeds again."-mad dog
It isn't hard to not do it again if you make the promise as they set the IV for lethal injection.
The reason for jailhouse conversions has more to do with the other person in the cell and knowing you are going to be his bitch for the next several years. Parole Committees are notoriously happy to let convertees out early given this wondrous discovery of jesus. The real discovery is that you don't like being raped by Josuf Mohammed Jackson. (Sorry to be racist here, but it serves my purpose well.)
Good to see the morals in the OT are still hold high untill this day. Now if you'll excuse me, I got a village to pillage & burn. It's ok, because a voice in my head saying he's the Lawd orders me to do it
"Well im a very spiritual christian, but I'm not a fundie. I would nomrally not count this as something a fundie would say. Its actually quite beautiful"
I would agree (apart from the horrid abuse of the english language), if only there weren't a 'but' hanging invisibly and heavily over this... paragraph(?).
A 'but' followed by 'if you don't worship god, you'll burn in hell for eternity. Oh, and be tortured by god the entire time. lol!1!!!!1!!'
I mean, that's just fucked up.
Well, yes.
That's the whole point of Christianity: that God saves sinners.
The hyperbole is for the sake of the argument. One hopes that heaven is not popluated by people who have committed atrocities. However, if the criteria is a perfect life, or even just doing the best you can with what you have every day, or even good intentions twenty five percent of the time, then heaven is out of reach for most of it.
Ted Bundy is said to have repented for his sins and placed his soul at the mercy of God before he was executed. If his repentance was sincere (and it's not for me to say that is was or wasn't) then then why would it be so unthinkable that a God would forgive him? The Bible (and since we're slamming fundies here, let's take it as literal fact for the sake of argument) tell us that God is Love, and that Love forgives all things, and that we Chrstians are to imitate God as dearly beloved children. Shouldn't we then forgive all things as well? If God is able to forgive those who truly repent (which is a condition of the heart, and not merely saying "Sorry" to empty air) then how can we do any less?
The "lol" is a common expression on the internet. It seems to be in response to a debate that has raged senselessly at this person's place. He's not laughing at God's forgiveness of sinners, he's laughing about the fact that people on his board (or wherever) refuse to get along even a matter has come to it's resolution. He's typing in all caps because he's yelling. Then he turns to humor to soften the blow. It's a pretty common people management technique.
Of course, so is unmitiagated derision.
Yes, manifold, I'm sure that the families of Bundy's victims can live the rest of their lives happy in the knowledge the he was very sorry for brutally raping and murdering their daughters and sisters and was able to get into eternal paradise.
Yes, manifold, I'm sure that the families of Bundy's victims can live the rest of their lives happy in the knowledge the he was very sorry for brutally raping and murdering their daughters and sisters and was able to get into eternal paradise.
The really sad thing is I was reading the Gospel of Thomas on the weekend (it had a fraudulent addendum to it to discredit it that some guy was quoting.)
Anyway, this stuck out!
107. Jesus said, "The (Father's) kingdom is like a shepherd who had a hundred sheep. One of them, the largest, went astray. He left the ninety-nine and looked for the one until he found it. After he had toiled, he said to the sheep, 'I love you more than the ninety-nine.'"
So get cracking and make a list of people to kill. Make sure the last one's someone you actually like/love so you can be truly sorry and be forgiven!
Then again, there was also this weirdness.
106. Jesus said, "When you make the two into one, you will become children of Adam, and when you say, 'Mountain, move from here!' it will move."
108. Jesus said, "Whoever drinks from my mouth will become like me; I myself shall become that person, and the hidden things will be revealed to him."
and the very profound: (and blasphemous?)
113. His disciples said to him, "When will the kingdom come?"
"It will not come by watching for it. It will not be said, 'Look, here!' or 'Look, there!' Rather, the Father's kingdom is spread out upon the earth, and people don't see it."
So wait. I can commit sin upon sin, annihilate empires, debauch until I puke, and trample merrily on everything good. But so long as five minutes before I kick the bucket, I accept Invisible Sky Daddy's son, I'm forgiven?
Hell doesn't sound so bad, what with Gandhi to lounge about alongside, or Buddha. Enjoy your time with Ted Bundy, or that crazy bint who shot her son in the back of the head to "send him to heaven".
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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