[How to know God is real]
First leave the skepticism at the door because it is just going to get in the way.
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Dear Guerrillasaint,
I rather like my skepticism, so leaving it at the door is out of the question. Besides, I think God rather wants us to be skeptical, otherwise we would all be moronic automatons like you.
Translation: "We will tell you stuff that you would never believe if you were in your right mind, so just leave your mind outside so you can be free to believe this nonsense."
"Fundamentalism in a Nutshell" Award nomination thirded. You can't get much more up-front and honest about it than this!
~David D.G.
I'll say!
This is definitely going to be difficult to beat out for the Fundamentalism in a Nutshell award this month, but, not to worry, I'm sure the other fundies will put in quite an attempt.
But if you doubt for just a minute, the daydream, I mean waking nightmare, vanishes like the monster under the bed! You wouldn't want to do that to Jehovamagod would you? Baby Jesus will cry! Sleeeep, Sleeeeeeeep!
PS There is no door, and "gullible", "stupid", "scam", and "moron" aren't in the dictionary!
"First leave the skepticism at the door because it is just going to get in the way."
Second, leave all thoughts at the door, because it's just going to get into the way as well.
Third, give us 10% of what you make.
Fourth, um, no sex. Uh...unless it's to make more believers.
Fifth, hey get away from that curtain! Uh oh looks like we have a thinker here.
Sixth, everyone start gathering stones...
<i>"First leave the skepticism at the door because it is just going to get in the way."</i>
Second, leave all thoughts at the door, because it's just going to get into the way as well.
Third, give us 10% of what you make.
Fourth, um, no sex. Uh...unless it's to make more believers.
Fifth, hey get away from that curtain! Uh oh looks like we have a <i>thinker</i> here.
Sixth, everyone start gathering stones...
In order to believe in their God, we must abandon our instinctively curious, questioning minds that have allowed us to survive for so long.
Hmm... I wonder if the fundies are an example of reverse evolution of the brain...
Ha Ha man you guys are really funny. To think I make enough stink to get awarded the Fundamentalism In a Nutshell Award. Well I would like to accept this award in the name of the Father Son and Holy Ghost without him I would be nothing. Thank you And God Bless. Yall are Great Thanks, Peace, and Love. Ha Ha Ha, I LOVE IT!!!!!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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