[To potential da Vinci code fans]
I DONT CARE WHAT YOU PEOPLE THINK OF ME I KNOW WHERE IM NOT GOING AND THATS HELL!!....A PIT OF FIRE BURN IN HELL FOR ETERNITY!!....THATS NOT WHAT I WANT!!....I AM GOING TO HEAVEN SO PLEASE IM BEGGING ALL OF YOU THAT DONT BELIEVE IN JESUS PLEASE BECOME A CHRISTIAN...YOU WILL BE MUCH HAPPIER WHEN YOU HAVE THE LORD TAKING CONTROL OF YOUR LIFE!!!!.....SO PLEASE HEAR MY CRY.....HELL IS NOT A PLACE THAT YOU WANT TO GO TO!!!!
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Prayer of the fundamentalist:
<<YOU WILL BE MUCH HAPPIER WHEN YOU HAVE THE LORD TAKING CONTROL OF YOUR LIFE!!!>>
Is it just me, or are these hyper-religious people the only ones who seem concerned that anyone might believe The Da Vinci Code to be true? I mean, honestly. Do they not understand the concept of fiction? You'd think they would, what with so much of the Bible being non-literal.
"I DONT CARE WHAT YOU PEOPLE THINK OF ME"
Before I heard of this site, I thought that the wildly religious zealot was mostly a figure of fun relegated to the 1300s but...God damn, thats a dim bulb. Seriously, I was under the impression that this type of thought had more or less died out in the Enlightenment...
Actually, Nicole, I think the better question is how do people like us survive on the Internet. Every decade or two seems to bring some new innovation that appeals to an even lower common denominator. The LCD of radio was superceded by television, the LCD of television superceded by Nintendo, and Nintendo superceded by the Internet. And the Internet itself has been superceded from within by MySpace.
Hey you, yeah you
You sound so happy, yelling at people to believe as you do. If you want to believe, do it, but stay out of my face with it. I have "free choice" as given by your god according to your bible and I choose not to believe in a fanatical god who says if I don't say he is going to save me I will burn in hell,(which doesn't exist in my world. I find christians are very arrogant to think that they have the only "true" god in a world where there are so many names for god. In truth, all gods are one god and all goddesses are one goddess."God" is a job description, not a name.
Hell is certainly not a place that I want to go.
I make it a point not to visit places that don't exist, and wouldn't be very pleasant if they did.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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