[After being told by another member to stop posting articles which are irrelevent and/or derrogatory to other faiths in the non-christian religions section]
ok, let me get this point across to you, I will continue to post PRO christian sources, because that is what god told me to do, and if you don't like it, than you don't have to be there, just turn your head to my threads if you don't approve of what I am doing, but stop this stupidity.
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"Why does god always tell the crackpots to do things for him? I think he would get a lot more respect if he asked the nce, caring and intelligent to do his work."
He probably does, but the nuts are always the most vocal, and hearing voices too.
There are many people in this country today who, through no fault of their own, are sane. Some of them were born sane, others became sane later in their lives. It is up to people like you, me, and BigChrisFilm, who are out of our tiny little minds to help these people overcome their sanity.
Signed,
Rev. Arthur Belling, vicar of Saint Loony Up The Cream Bun and Jam.
You know, he does have a point. If you don't want to read what he writes or posts, then don't read what he writes or posts! Taking that advice to heart, I will now ignore his ramblings.
You people are a work of fucking art, your a bunch of losers, lol, that's right, you wanna know the real me, I can run with the best of em' kid. You don't like what I have to say, then get the fuck out, otherwise, stick to your own mindless garbage about life, I am tired of the stupidity I see coming from people like you, does it make me a better person for treating you all like the piece of garbage you really are? No it doesn't, but sometimes, it feels so damn good.
So God told you to do it, BigChrisFilm? My friend and I have been having a debate as to whether God has a deep voice or a high pitched voice. I figured since God spoke to you, you could settle this debate. Another question of mine is whether God uses elaborate eloquence in his dialogue, or does he speak slowly and stick to simple monosyllable words?
Hey Chris, nice "Christian loving" of you. By the way, fuck you too. You should get out of Portsmouth, go back to college and get a real degree in something. Not film, who the fuck is a film major?!?!!
I love the internet
Hey guys, I guess it was rather un christian of me to tell all of you off, but I am going to leave it up anyway, because if I took it down, that would be like lieing. I'm a tool, well, I guess mabey that is because I have been listing to alot of tool lately, you know with the new cd coming out and everything. Oh, and God has a very calm voice, I only heard it once, and that is all, he isn't very talkitive, but when you are god, you can do whatever you want.
Okay, I will go to your Blog or Forum, and start posting links to dirty, nasty hardcore gay porn. If you don't like it, you don't have to go there.
What? Not the same?
(in a high-pitched, annoying whiny tone) Uh, uh, you heathens shouldn't be allowed to say anything at all against my religion, but, uh, uh, we should be able to do whatever we want to yours, because we're, uh, uh, so loving and kind. Fuck off asshat.
@BigChrisFilm
Tool, Jerk-Off from the first Album
"Someone told me once
that there's a right and wrong,
and that punishment
would come to those
who dare to cross the line.
But it must not be true
for jerk-offs like you.
Maybe it takes longer to catch a total asshole."
@BigChrisFilm:
> but when you are god, you can do whatever you want.
He may be able to do anything he wants, but why can't he do something useful for a change? Like teach all his fucking followers how to spell and punctuate!
"god told me"
Schizophrenia much?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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