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One of my first experiences [in casting out demons] included a house that was occupied and had things move on their own in the house. It of course scared the people. Those people ask me over but had forgotten they were going to have guest visiting. (Family) They ask if I could still do 'it'. I said that what I was doing was spiritual and they wouldn't interfere.

<p>After using anointing oil and praying in the natural and in the spirit I stood in the street and took authority over the house and the property and commanded every demon in that space from the throne of heaven to the gates of hell to get out.

<p>A man in the house let out a yell and was slammed against a hall wall. He had been demonized. That demon left with the other(s). Now tyhat man was swept and clean; since he wasn't a Christian I dont know if the demon returned with others."

perlo, Bibleforums.org 6 Comments [6/21/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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aha! a clue!

Lying for Jesus? Quite possibly!

9/16/2010 8:40:14 PM

Justanotheratheist

Whatever it is you're on, get off it quickly.

9/19/2010 1:55:40 AM

Quantum Mechanic

Meth is a helluva drug.

6/13/2012 9:41:47 AM

Sasha

Praying in the natural and standing in the street? Aren't you the godly exhibitionist.

6/13/2012 10:25:38 PM

Philbert McAdamia

"praying in the natural"?

If that means buck naked the exorcised demon might have been a Jehova's Witness. Answering the door like that will exorcise a half dozen of them at a time off your front porch.

6/14/2012 4:42:27 AM



You did it wrong; unless you had the demons appropriately trapped, and were using a legit exorcism -- like the Ritual Romanum -- they probably just laughed at you. They'll be back...

8/4/2012 9:22:26 PM
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