Oh I know I am so porbably bugging you, but here goes
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And he doesn't know the story he is talking about. The ark was completely sealed. No one could get in or out after the rain started, combining that with all the animals being on one of the 3 decks makes it pretty unlikely that there was any kind of animal hanging over the side of the ark. Don't go claiming that you take the story as true and continue to add your own little fantasy to it.
It's hard enough (i.e., impossible) to reconcile the Ark myth with reality as it is, and she wants to throw in dragons, too? She sure likes a challenge, doesn't she?
The ark wasn't even a boat. Read the thing carefully, you'll see the measurements describe a box. Sure enough, 'ark' translates literally as 'box'. God told Noah to stuff all the animals in a big box that would float for over a year.
" i think dragons dinos stuff like that hanging over the side of the ark would really be an eye catcher!!"
Wow - I think we've just discovered who helped design Kent Hovind's park!
"(I also feel so, so, so, incredibly sorry for her children! Could you imagine that being your mom?)"
If I were a god, and I knew how badly humans would fuck up the planet today, I'd have opted for dragons-only. Of course, if I were an omnipotent god, I wouldn't have gone with a flood in the first place. It would leave more people alive to notice the "eye catching" dragons.
Hers, of course. All fundies believe that if there was another Flood today, they would of course be spared, because God wouldn't want to hurt THEM, now would he? He only hurts other people to teach them a lesson, and of course to "bring families together around a dying cancer patient".
Maybe I missed something, but when I studied Job, I was pretty sure God described a Leviathan.... which is a whale, right? Big fishy kinda something? Swimmy swimmy?
biblemommy, your poor children... can you please, please, pretty please with sugar on top consider giving them away for adoption? Otherwise, please do shoot yourself ASAP. Please. Pretty please.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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