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[Bizarre Christian public access TV show featuring singing aliens, technical glitches galor, disturbing puppets and some of the worst use of blue screening ever]

<a href="http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=2741" target="_blank">Must be seen to be believed</a>

James Quall, PoeTV 42 Comments [5/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: CousinTed
WTF?! || meh
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#33027
Alex W.

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

I think the tech guy just closed his eyes and slamed on buttons throughout the whole thing.

I prefer the public access show from last month:

'ARE YOU LAUGHIN BIOTCH'

5/5/2006 3:07:18 AM

#33039
whitewater55

It was too painful to watch. I lasted about 6 minutes. The little green bugger was really annoying. The Mr. Rogers wannabe was spooky/scary. Twisted stuff...

5/5/2006 3:40:38 AM

#33049
mad dog

you must be a masochist, Whitewater. I only lasted 6 seconds.

5/5/2006 4:33:01 AM

#33061
Duke Stronguy

I feel like killing something.

5/5/2006 5:37:37 AM

#33063
StandardDeviant

\"Chip the Black Boy!\" is my favorite. There's even an exclamation point in the name!

5/5/2006 5:44:44 AM

#33077
NotMe

Okay..... And they want to be taken seriously by who?

5/5/2006 6:28:02 AM

#33081
ssdexecutor

In-fucking-credible.

5/5/2006 7:02:05 AM

#33082
Ace of Sevens

That's some crappy puppeteering

5/5/2006 7:12:03 AM

#33087
Jeremy PC

That's one of the most fucked up things I've ever seen.

5/5/2006 8:06:57 AM

#33128
Taste my steel

I second that, absolutely terrifying, i skiped forwards quite a bit. it was great when the puppeteer changed puppets and you saw his head and hands. That was awful.

5/5/2006 12:29:13 PM

#33160
Pike

Awful, but in a \"Bury my head in my hand laughing\" kind of way.

It's almost as though the director is thinking \"I wonder what this fader will do?\"

And the guy sitting there with that \"WTF\" look on his face.

And Mr. Grey Spaceman is actually green!

5/5/2006 3:22:41 PM

#33187
mad dog

makes me want to buy a large caliber sniper rifle just for these puppets

5/5/2006 4:53:07 PM

#33192
MK

Hoooooo.

You'd think that a major religion like Christian Science, that can publish a professional daily newspaper, could do better.

5/5/2006 5:01:22 PM

#33269
ssdexecutor

>>> Hoooooo.

You'd think that a major religion like Christian Science, that can publish a professional daily newspaper, could do better. <<<

Couldn't they get Val Kilmer to do this? The guy on there is completely out of it.


Host: Back to you, Chip [the Black Boy!]


Puppeteer as \"Otto Kaiser\": (awkwardly and quietly) Uh . . . Kaiser . . .

I think watching this and The Spirit of Truth (\"Are ya laughin', BIATCH!?\") has permanently damaged my brain.

5/5/2006 9:00:52 PM

#33273
MK

Once again children.

This is your brain.

This is your brain on drugs.

And THIS is the kind of fucked up shit that happens when your brain is on drugs.

Are we clear?

5/5/2006 9:18:47 PM

#33278
Gerard

This is from Christian Science? The Mary Baker Eddy kind of Christian Science?

I never knew they were into UFO's..
Or the Odes of Solomon..
That Mr. Grey singing was just.... well an experience I am sorry to say I won't forget soon.

This is attrocious in so many ways......

5/5/2006 9:32:58 PM

#33367
J. Twiford

Wow... I only lasted 4 minutes, too...

This is for kids? Dude, even if I was in Kindergarten I'd say it sucks.

5/6/2006 2:05:28 AM

#33369
Napoleon the Clown

What the fucking hell was that?!

5/6/2006 2:09:33 AM

#33405
haywood jablomy

I loathe Portal of Evil - and they've certainly lived up to their name with this video - just plain evil.

5/6/2006 5:47:49 AM

#33422
Maronan

Isn't this some kind of joke? I mean, if it's serious, what is it supposed to be for or against? What exactly is \"worst use of blue screening ever?\"

It was loading very slowly on my computer, so I turned it off. I skimmed through it a bit, so I probably watched about a minute, even though I reached the 3-minute marker. If it loaded faster, I'd have skimmed through the whole thing, but I can't watch something like this for more than a few minutes.

5/6/2006 6:42:00 AM

#33589
Anti-Goth

AAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!

5/6/2006 7:25:35 PM

#33591
CousinTed

Maronan: The horrible blue-screening comes in about half-way through the Mr. Grey Alien's first song, he starts getting absorbed into the background. There are numerous other times where characters and objects get swallowed by the background.

5/6/2006 7:29:51 PM

#33595
Maronan

OK, thanks Cousin Ted. I saw that, but I'd just filed it under \"technical glitch.\"

5/6/2006 8:06:12 PM

#38503
gregfl

I think that alien has sugar in his junk.

JMO


5/22/2006 3:08:41 PM

#76027
Matilde

A singing alien puppet to prove what?, these guys are nuts.

9/11/2006 2:04:47 PM
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