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[On homosexuality being a condition one is born with]

Just because you are born a certain way doesn't meant that is the way you have to be. Some people are born Asian, but through surgeries and counseling they can change.

propaneharry, IMDB 117 Comments [5/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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TammyFaye

hahahahHAHAHAAHHAAHA

5/6/2006 3:53:37 PM

Savrin

O RLY? I want to be asian then! Where do I sign up? ;p

5/6/2006 4:07:24 PM

Swintah

:slaps forehead.

5/6/2006 4:07:48 PM

The Last Conformist

Trying for the silliest analogy ever reward?

5/6/2006 4:31:06 PM

whitewater55

Change??? Change into what, Michael Jackson? propaneharry - that hissing sound you hear is not a propane leak. Light a match to see what's really happening in the world.

5/6/2006 4:33:55 PM

Amos

Poe's law?

5/6/2006 5:18:28 PM

Alex W.

Savrin, I belive it's O RRY:

5/6/2006 5:23:57 PM

NKF

Holy shit, that had me laughing for five minutes.

This site is gold. GOLD!

5/6/2006 5:45:53 PM

NotMe

Just because you are born a normal human being, doesn't mean you have to behave like one. Surgery and counseling can make you just as repulsive and backwards as propaneharry.

5/6/2006 6:09:02 PM

Rosie

This has to have an award, but I'll leave the award name up to people smarter than me...

5/6/2006 6:12:04 PM

Papabear

Yeah, that's right, with the proper surgery and counseling, one can change the continent on which one was born. I'm waiting for my Africa transplant. After that, they're going to counsel me until I turn black.

5/6/2006 6:15:28 PM

Nick

Counseling?

Asianness is a disease?

O RRY?

5/6/2006 7:17:08 PM

CousinTed

That was amazing Alex

5/6/2006 7:26:02 PM

Ace of Sevens

I'm pretty sure this was a joke.

5/6/2006 8:36:58 PM

Polymerase

I second the Poe's Law nomination here.

5/6/2006 8:37:41 PM

Napoleon the Clown

I nearly choked when I saw this thing. Higher up there's more asshattery from this guy.

5/6/2006 8:53:46 PM

Duke Stronguy

You mean I don't need to be a small-dicked Irish guy for the rest of my life? Sweet!

5/6/2006 9:35:44 PM

Ed

Holy...ow. That hurt my brain.

5/6/2006 10:54:29 PM

Julian

Right, so is this surgery to become lactose tolerant elective?

Because, really when it boils down to it, if anyone needs surgery to become tolerant - that would be you! It's quite a simple procedure, just drill a hole in your ear and let that shit you call brains dribble out.

5/6/2006 11:59:36 PM

J. Twiford

\"Some people are born Asian, but through surgeries and counseling they can change.\"

Counseling? Counseling?! OMG, how many support sessions does it take to \"de-convert\" someone from being Asian?

5/6/2006 11:59:53 PM

Julian

Some propaneharrys are born talking utter shit, but with surgery and councelling, they might become a human being.

5/7/2006 12:02:09 AM

LMAO

So all straights are actually homos that just do not have sex with same gender people? I mean if you can change from one to another, it works the other way around too... Prove yourself right and become a gay then... :)

5/7/2006 12:53:13 AM

mad dog



Once you go asian, you never go caucasian

5/7/2006 1:04:11 AM

Mysteriously Anonymous Guy

What?

5/7/2006 1:42:36 AM

JadedRevenge

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

Okay, I'm adding Asian to the list of people who should change...

Blind
Asian
Unemployed woman who where mutulated at birth

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

5/7/2006 1:45:33 AM
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