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Quote# 11415

[On homosexuality being a condition one is born with]

Just because you are born a certain way doesn't meant that is the way you have to be. Some people are born Asian, but through surgeries and counseling they can change.

propaneharry, IMDB 119 Comments [5/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 18
WTF?! || meh

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5/6/2006 3:53:37 PM


O RLY? I want to be asian then! Where do I sign up? ;p

5/6/2006 4:07:24 PM


:slaps forehead.

5/6/2006 4:07:48 PM

The Last Conformist

Trying for the silliest analogy ever reward?

5/6/2006 4:31:06 PM


Change??? Change into what, Michael Jackson? propaneharry - that hissing sound you hear is not a propane leak. Light a match to see what's really happening in the world.

5/6/2006 4:33:55 PM


Poe's law?

5/6/2006 5:18:28 PM

Alex W.

Savrin, I belive it's O RRY:

5/6/2006 5:23:57 PM


Holy shit, that had me laughing for five minutes.

This site is gold. GOLD!

5/6/2006 5:45:53 PM


Just because you are born a normal human being, doesn't mean you have to behave like one. Surgery and counseling can make you just as repulsive and backwards as propaneharry.

5/6/2006 6:09:02 PM


This has to have an award, but I'll leave the award name up to people smarter than me...

5/6/2006 6:12:04 PM


Yeah, that's right, with the proper surgery and counseling, one can change the continent on which one was born. I'm waiting for my Africa transplant. After that, they're going to counsel me until I turn black.

5/6/2006 6:15:28 PM



Asianness is a disease?


5/6/2006 7:17:08 PM


That was amazing Alex

5/6/2006 7:26:02 PM

Ace of Sevens

I'm pretty sure this was a joke.

5/6/2006 8:36:58 PM


I second the Poe's Law nomination here.

5/6/2006 8:37:41 PM

Napoleon the Clown

I nearly choked when I saw this thing. Higher up there's more asshattery from this guy.

5/6/2006 8:53:46 PM

Duke Stronguy

You mean I don't need to be a small-dicked Irish guy for the rest of my life? Sweet!

5/6/2006 9:35:44 PM


Holy...ow. That hurt my brain.

5/6/2006 10:54:29 PM


Right, so is this surgery to become lactose tolerant elective?

Because, really when it boils down to it, if anyone needs surgery to become tolerant - that would be you! It's quite a simple procedure, just drill a hole in your ear and let that shit you call brains dribble out.

5/6/2006 11:59:36 PM

J. Twiford

\"Some people are born Asian, but through surgeries and counseling they can change.\"

Counseling? Counseling?! OMG, how many support sessions does it take to \"de-convert\" someone from being Asian?

5/6/2006 11:59:53 PM


Some propaneharrys are born talking utter shit, but with surgery and councelling, they might become a human being.

5/7/2006 12:02:09 AM


So all straights are actually homos that just do not have sex with same gender people? I mean if you can change from one to another, it works the other way around too... Prove yourself right and become a gay then... :)

5/7/2006 12:53:13 AM

mad dog

Once you go asian, you never go caucasian

5/7/2006 1:04:11 AM

Mysteriously Anonymous Guy


5/7/2006 1:42:36 AM



Okay, I'm adding Asian to the list of people who should change...

Unemployed woman who where mutulated at birth


5/7/2006 1:45:33 AM
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