Plant seeds in the Atheists...
for instance: say, " look at those clouds,look how they seemed to be painted but are really Millions of tiny water vapors.:
Or, "Look at the colors on those flowers,the thought amazes me,the Original designer Of them, how is those colors in there without mealting from the sumer heat?....Amazing! "
Or, " Its amazing that the Sun hasn't come plungin to earth and fried us all, awesome how things work."
Then go on about your business, at least, till you both meet up again. ( internet,phone, person 2 person).
Give the Atheist something to think about.
61 comments
That something is obviously "Wow, this person is stupid. I better avoid them when they try to get in touch with me via internet,phone, person 2 person."
Or, " Its amazing that the Sun hasn't come plungin to earth and fried us all, awesome how things work."
>>for instance: say, " look at those clouds,look how they seemed to be painted but are really Millions of tiny water vapors.:
Wow, I give the fundies credit for wanting Atheists to think more about biology, physics, astrophysics, natural laws, and the rest. It's not often that they want you to marvel at the observable and demonstratable laws that govern our universe!
Sierra: "I think we all have a lot to think about."
See? This is one of the main problems with having fundies as scientists -- whereas a scientist would fully investigate something like flower colors and determine the mechanisms around it, the fundie would look at it and just say "Wow, look how amazing it is! Praise Jesus!" and leave it at that.
"Look at the colors on those flowers,the thought amazes me,the Original designer Of them, how is those colors in there without mealting from the sumer heat?....Amazing!"
I just read the rest of the thread this was from. It was crazy! (Although the rest wasn't quite as batshit insane as this guy; they said that Answers in Genesis was a "science" site that would help persuade atheists, but they didn't say that flowers are painted or that the sun flies above the Earth.)
Not one of those would make me think about God. The first would get me thinking about climate, the second the idiocy of assuming "colors" can melt, the third the disturbing lack of understanding of the fundamentals of gravity.
"Look at the colors on those flowers,the thought amazes me,the Original designer Of them, how is those colors in there without mealting from the sumer heat?....Amazing! "
"plant seeds"
Holy innuendo, Batman
Actually the atheist can easily answer why that is because unlike a religious person who says Goddidit to every question, the atheist actually tries to figure out why things happen, and they figured out alot.
" Its amazing that the Sun hasn't come plungin to earth and fried us all, awesome how things work."
If anything, the Earth should fall into the Sun. The Sun is far more massive and has more gravity. Many fundies are proudly marching into the 19th, 16th, or even 12th centuries with their backward ideas. GM seems to think the Sun is pulled across the sky in a chariot by a team of horses. Proudly marching back to 500 BCE!
Or, "Look at the colors on those flowers,the thought amazes me,the Original designer Of them, how is those colors in there without mealting from the sumer heat?....Amazing! "This doesn't even need satire.
Look at this science book and its simple explanations for your phenomena, awesome how things work, isn't it?
How can you fatally misunderstand colour so much...? Hey, "how is those colours in there without mealting" has a ring of Internet Meme to it...
The water cycle has been observed
How exactly would the colors of flowers melt?
Gravity...
The only thing you gave me to think about is your limitless stupidity.
My first thought would be, why do I have to share a planet with an idiot like this.
Flowers not mealting(sic) or the sun not plungin(sic) to earth do absolutely fuck all to prove the existence of a creator.
Give the Atheist something to think about.
"GM_", you rather gave me something to facepalm about. And you gave me something that again confirms my observation that certain religionists aren't that most brightest people on earth. With your 'tactic', you surely don't convert many atheists, I assure you. People like you support my hypothesis that for joining your religion I will have to shut down my brain.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
To post a comment, you'll need to Sign in or Register . Making an account also allows you to claim credit for submitting quotes, and to vote on quotes and comments. You don't even need to give us your email address.
