Crop circles - what do they mean?
Hi friends, just want to check if you believe in crop circles. Do you think they are real or just man made hoaxes?
If they are real, what do they mean? Is there life in the outer space? Are the aliens sending us messages through the crop circles?
I personally believe in aliens, and I think it will be the strongest deception ever created by Satan... even the faithful ones will be deceived. If man can clone animals, there's a possibility that Satan can use our DNA and clone aliens in outer space.
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Crop circles are proven to be man made. In fact, some of the people who made a few of the larger ones stepped forward and recorded the process. It took all of a few hours, some boards, and some rope.
"Crop circles - what do they mean?"
They mean that people will read meaning into damn near anything at all.
"Are the aliens sending us messages through the crop circles?"
Why the hell would they use something as inefficient as crop circles? Is the postage from Alpha Centauri too high or what? I'd suggest they send their message by email but with all the spam flying around the internet nobody would see it anyway.
"I personally believe in aliens, and I think it will be the strongest deception ever created by Satan..."
I have a feeling that if an alien ever lands his UFO and comes out of his craft he'll be beaten to death by a rabid fundy before he can utter "We come in peace."
"If man can clone animals, there's a possibility that Satan can use our DNA and clone aliens in outer space."
Here's a brain bender for ya matthewgoh: If Satan uses our own DNA to create them, can we truely call them "aliens"?
Careful. Don't think too hard or you'll hurt yourself on that one.
<<<Crop circles - what do they mean?>>>
They mean some people have way too much spare time. Aside from that, nothing.
<<<I personally believe in aliens, and I think it will be the strongest deception ever created by Satan.>>>
Or they could be from God. There's an easy way to tell; just take a few measurements of the crop circle and calculate pi from them. If pi = 3, the circle is Biblical and the aliens are good. If pi ? 3.14159, the circle is Satanic, and the aliens belong to the evil science-supporting Satan.
EDIT: The "roughly equals" sign keeps getting replaced by a question mark! Oh well.
<<< Do you think they are real or just man made hoaxes? >>>
Given the number of people who have demonstrated that they can be done easily by humans, and the total lack of evidence of alien contact or any means for them to make crop circles here without contact, I'm going to go with hoax here.
<<< I dunno, is the 'radius' 3 times the diameter, or 3.14159etc times the diameter? >>>
1/2 times the diameter. You're thinking of the circumference (or is the use of 'radius' here deliberate for reasons unknown to me?).
Matt:
The Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the Reverse Vampires, have been stealing human DNA from human nostrils and giving it to S.A.T.A.N (Scientific Alliance To Annihilate Nitwits) for years. Your DNA somehow keeps showing up and ruining the whole batch, so we have to start over.
Some of these, less dangerous fundies, are comical to read. They sure assign a lot of power to this Devil of theirs. Since they believe "God" for the be all, end all creator why is it they never seem to figure it just might be their guy still making civilizations throughout the universe? No, it has to be Satan! It's evil. Cloning = science = Devil's work. Maybe after The Big G rested on day 7 he went to work elsewhere, having finished up with Earth - and maybe he fathered more sacrifices to their planets, and they have their own bibles and such. Nope.
Evil. Satan. One answer fits all. lol
What do crop circles mean? That some pranksters have wooden planks available, to push down the crops to make it look like some aliens did some voodoo to make it flat.
If Satan can clone us in outer space, they would not be that alien, would they? If they looked just like us, they'd be rather familiar, right?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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