"God speaks through the Bible...he won't speak through lies."
Bats lay eggs. Rabbits chew their cud. Snakes & Donkeys talk (as do shrubberies). Two different versions of 'Creation'. Two different versions of Judas's death.
Pi = exactly 3, when the ancient Greeks had proved, and way before Christianity's existence...:
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...so, I guess your Bible is actually a manual for living in Bizarro World: where a fairytale world =/= Planet Reality, and 'Truth' = Lies.
Thanks for admitting that 'Truth' = Lies, Lil. Makes things so much easier for we Atheists who only accept cold, hard, solid facts based on evidence.
"He even says it's His word."
'His'?! Oh, it is to laugh! Oh, he could just 'poof' into being a universe, world & animal life on such (yet he wasn't 'omnipotent' enough to do the same with the first humans?!), but he was selectively omnipotent to not poof into being his own word - and 'inspired' flawed errant humans - when he couldn't do the same with a mere 'book'?!
...well, you've sold me on this 'religion' malarkey. Where do I sign up for this so-called 'Sal(i)vation', and is a lobotomy included in the deal too? [/Doug Piranha-levels of sarcasm]