If god did'nt exist, where would your hair come from? No offence to those who lost their hair lol
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My hair comes out of my nose, ears, armpits, head, arse, crotch and several other places that god wouldn't go.
If unicorns don't exist, where do potatoes come from? If magic ointment doesn't exist, where does sand come from? If the Haman Tescis bead doesn't exist, where does quartz come from?
Daaa! I'm a song from the sixties!
And then on the 7th day, god created hair and said "behold, a part of the human body that can not be explained by evolutionary scientists"
Seriously, hair, wtf.
Let's all worship "Advanced Hair "
Yeah, yeah!!
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Hmmmmm:
Mat 7:15 Beware of false prophets, which come to you in horses' clothing, but inwardly they are balding eagles.
Mat 7:16 Ye shall know them by their toupees. Do men sow their oats with coconuts, as pigs with whistles?
2 Kings 2:23-24
23 Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up by the way, young lads came out from the city and mocked him and said to him, “Go up, you baldhead ; go up, you baldhead! ” 24 When he looked behind him and saw them, he cursed them in the name of the LORD. Then two female bears came out of the woods and tore up forty-two lads of their number.
@VSteven509
No offence to those who lost their hair lol
The laughter is because VSteven509 realises that, haha, not everyone has hair so this non sequitur is no proof of god at all.
And yea verily were the hairy caterpillars chosen above all others as the exalted ones!
And God so loved his only begotten son, that he gave him hairs on his ass and up his nose. In his ears, and on his toes!
This reminds me of a post over on Christian Forums last year, where a fundie announced that humans could not be related to apes because men have beards and apes don't.
After several pictures of orangutans with beards, he abandoned the thread.
God owns a chain of hairdressing salons?
All praise God the Father, Jesus the Son, and Cousin It!
Now explain furballs Bwana.
Epilation = blasphemy! :-o
You're saying 'God' because you can't spell 'follicles' right?
I'm not bald, my hair got raptured!
Oh, man, this one has got me in stitches! HAIR?!? Too much!
Yahweh, please, this one has got to be considered for some kind of award. It's beyond classic; it practically makes stupidity an art!
~David D.G.
A triple + award for argument from design.
I simply cannot contradict this one. So simple. If god didn't exist, where WOULD your hair come from? That's incredible. All these years, no one ever thought of it. He's cracked it.
He definitely needs an award.
Great, except that hair is a fabulous example of evolution - we have all the same genes as chimps for hair, except for one widdle bit that's different and accounts for the fact that our hair doesn't fall out at a predetermined age, making long hair possible for us but not chimps. Otherwise, the genes are identical.
I know about non-sequiturs, but this goes too far. Fundamentalism is now a demonstrated form of insanity.
Someone please alert the APA, for inclusion in the DSM-V.
At first I was O_O
And then: >_<
Finally I was: image
51 years of age and showing no signs of balding....I must be doing something right.
Which is funny, considering I'm 100% atheist these days.
"If god did'nt exist, where would your hair come from?"
Uh, my scalp? Where it's been growing from since I was born?
@Elia
Oh hello Kyon.
My hair comes from my hair follicles. The hair is to keep us warm in cool climates and keep us cool in warm climates. As we now have clothes and air-conditionings, our body hair is on the decline. A sign of evolution, stupid.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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