Our goal is to have 1,000 people fasting for the President each day. That will greatly encourage him and keep him accountable when the Evil One seeks to sidetrack him from his commitment to the Lord.
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"I've never understood the logic behind fasting. Maybe that says more about me than anyone else, though."
Starvation sharpens the senses and, over time, can cause hallucinations, that's why its been associated with religious experiences for thousands of years.
>>Starvation sharpens the senses and, over time, can cause hallucinations, that's why its been associated with religious experiences for thousands of years.<<
Hence, Jesus's fast for 40 days in the desert, and subsequently speaking to the devil.
I like this plan. But let's clarify the plan a bit. Every day, we get 1000 more Bush supporters to start fasting, and continue fasting indefinitely. Clearly, having 2000 fasters is better than 1000, and 5000 is better than 2000...
Berny - Yes, too late to do anything about the man in office now, but if they starve themselves NOW, en masse, just think of the repurcussions for decades to come... think long term man, long term.
Yes, fast. And send in any bananas you don't eat to the president. Then, he'll be getting thousands of bananas a week. That'll lower taxes nicely, and Bush will get a nice treat every time he's a good boy.
Bob, please explain how you decided on the number 1000 and exactly how this is going to keep Dubya accountable to anyone about anything.
While you're at it, explain how the death of Jesus saves anybody.
Be specific, cite examples and sources, and show your work.
Bob, please explain how you decided on the number 1000 and exactly how this is going to keep Dubya accountable to anyone about anything. Be specific, cite examples and sources, and show your work.
How about having 1000 people a day, in each state, sign a petition to impeach his ungodly, satanic, sorry ass. I could get behind that!
If the President's office puts out prayer requests, we will forward those on to you.
When asked about the coming hurricane season, Bush said that we should pray that we don't get hit again.
So this is now W's new FEMA (Federal Emergency Mortification Administration) plan - send out prayer and fasting alerts.
I suppose this will be delegated to Pat Robertson, since he prayed away hurricanes before.
I gotta move to Canada.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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