Christians - Do you think Tom Cruise might be the...
AntiChrist? I've had that feeling for a while now. What do you think? I guess the 1 thing that disqualifies him is the fact that he's not from the revived Roman Empire.
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Ozzy.Van.Durst:
What kind of metal fan worries about this bullshit? Seriously, why don't you go listen to some nice Christian rock, you poseur. Well, with a username that includes the word 'Durst', you are probably just another Limp Dickshit fan, and I really can't expect much out of you anyway.
Everyone else:
Who gives a damn about Katie? People act like Hollywood types never married people 20 years younger before Tom and Katie got hitched. If Tom wasn't a scientologist, no one would give a flying fuck.
Julian, please don't malign Alexander the Great by comparing him with Tom Cruise. As far as I know, Alexander was short, gay (or at least bi), and all right, possibly megalomaniacal in some sense, but he was completely sane otherwise.
~David D.G.
Remarkably, Tom Cruise can't be the antichrist. The antichrist would look just like Jesus, unless you can tell the difference between an electron and a positron with a quick glance. Of course, the antichrist wouldn't last very long before being annihilated by the matter surrounding him.
"Christian Science" Study Question:
Suppose the antichrist is as big as the Earth. Would the rest mass of two Earths provide enough energy to accelerate the believers into Heaven? (Answer: Goddidit! Also valid: Godwilldoit!)
@Maronan
Remarkably, Tom Cruise can't be the antichrist. The antichrist would look just like Jesus, unless you can tell the difference between an electron and a positron with a quick glance. Of course, the antichrist wouldn't last very long before being annihilated by the matter surrounding him.
Best antimatter reference ever.
@Maronan
unless you can tell the difference between an electron and a positron with a quick glance
Well, the definition of a "quick glance" at that scale is how it acts in a magnetic or electric field, and since they have opposite charges, the distinction is quickly obvious.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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