Ironically, your username is very gay.
5/11/2006 4:00:29 AM
Yeah, no offence. Sure...
5/11/2006 4:22:51 AM
Token fundamentalism and bigotry followed by a token insincere peace offering at the end. Typical.
5/11/2006 4:32:00 AM
Who cares what a brain-dead Xian thinks?
No offense to brain-dead Xians.
5/11/2006 4:41:41 AM
Maybe if YOU weren't so brainwashed, you could see that Liberace would envy your name.
5/11/2006 4:54:48 AM
I don't care what the fuck you say, I'm not going to sleep with Paris Hilton, so stop asking me!
Wanna know something weird. Quite often:
Hate=one man+One Women
Rape=one man+One Women
Fornication=one man+One Women
Prostitution=one man+One Women
5/11/2006 5:07:59 AM
Machine translations are imperfect. Single-tired-person translations may be equally flawed. Fundiebabble-to-English translator now engaged.
Because I am brainwashed, I think gays are horrible people. They do things that I think are evil, and I believe I must persuade them to do what I think is good. I believe they are incapable of love, and must be taught the basics of what \"love\" is. I am also under the impression that they are so stupid that they will fall for my obviously phony \"no offence\" remark.
End of Translation.
Notes: Acme Translator has come up with alternate translations for part of the original passage.
Fundiebabble: \"No offence to any gays\"
1. I am so brainwashed that I don't even realize that I'm insulting gays.
2. I am so brainwashed that I don't even realize that gays are capable of being insulted.
3. I am under the impression that saying \"no offence\" nullifies any insults.
5/11/2006 5:17:20 AM
Remember that marriages are made in Heaven. But so are thunder and lightning!
5/11/2006 5:38:54 AM
Yea, like saying no offense automatically means you get a free pass.
5/11/2006 5:50:00 AM
5/11/2006 5:50:03 AM
Napoleon the Clown
Oh, by the way... Jebus' Landromat called. They say you can come pick up your brain now.
5/11/2006 5:58:07 AM
And flower's what? Don't leave us hanging like that! What rightful possesion of the flower do you now have in your grubby little paws?
5/11/2006 6:03:41 AM
'No offence to any gays'
That's alomst as bad as the arbitrary 'lol' used to make offensive posts sound less offensive.
You went out of our way to piss gay people off, so don't try and tell us you didn't. Remeber, lies make Baby Jesus cry.
5/11/2006 10:18:26 AM
What the hell is a flower's TeeHeeHee? It sounds so gay.
5/11/2006 11:33:47 AM
So I'm not allowed to love my son anymore? Damn...
Nobody gives a damn if some idiot thinks being gay is wrong.
I'm sick, and I know I'm not the only one, of religious people using their version of god to defend their bigotry...
5/11/2006 1:17:35 PM
Saying, \"No offence [sic] to any gays,\" after being quite definitely offensive toward them, only manages to multiply the offense. And for the record, I am straight, and I found this extremely offensive.
5/11/2006 2:04:13 PM
Time for the popular game:
I think Christians are wrong and are brain washed by money-grubbing preachers and that we need to show them the way to the enlightenment not ignorance Love=consenting adults
No offence to any Christians.\"
5/11/2006 2:09:48 PM
This reminds me of the movie, \"The Jerk\" when Steve Martin thinks he is black, but it takes him forever for him to figure it out he isn't.
5/11/2006 2:29:44 PM
I think fundies are morally corrupt simple brain dead morons with an inclination towards incest. lol. no offense to fundies.
(gee, it really works!)
5/11/2006 2:34:27 PM
I think fundies are morally corrupt simple brain dead morons with an inclination towards incest.
no offense to fundies.
(gee, it really works!)
5/11/2006 2:37:39 PM
No Offense? You are sinful and disgusting gay people but HEY GOD LOVES YOU AND SO DO WE!
5/11/2006 3:33:51 PM
RCOMAFTHH: it's easier to just keep your mouth shut and avoid giving offense than to write it, insincerely, after you've done so.
5/11/2006 3:42:41 PM
Who says love can't be one man + two women?
Alright, it may not be exactly love, but frankly, who cares?
5/11/2006 4:31:17 PM
You're wrong, brainwashed and totally in the dark. But hey, no offense!
5/11/2006 5:16:49 PM
I think Myspace posters like this are partially responsible for the cognitive decline of Western civilization--Right behind the Christian right and Tom Cruise.
5/11/2006 6:16:02 PM