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Romans 1 teaches that all atheists are liars who deliberately suppress the truth. Genesis proves that so called theistic evolutionists are no better than atheists. So if we want to find the truth in a court case, simply replace judges and juries with accredited young earth creationists. It would certainly solve problems like Dover.

Assyrian, Christian Forums 42 Comments [5/11/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Sungrazer
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David D.G.

Uh, Yahweh? Do you think we can stretch the rating system a little here? Five is nowhere near high enough for this one.


~David D.G.

5/11/2006 9:46:02 PM

Papabear

So, all judges and all persons on juries should be only persons stupid enough to be YEC? Only brain-dead, fact-denying morons?

5/11/2006 9:51:09 PM

whitewater55

I submit that you wouldn't know \"truth\" if it bit you in the ass. You have been deceived, as your bible predicts. \"shall deceive even the elect\"; beware false prophets and spreaders of false doctrines.

5/11/2006 10:02:57 PM

Bone_Vulture

Ok, that finally blew my fuse.

Asshat of the season! (Quarterly award.)

5/11/2006 10:16:16 PM

Julian

Yeh, fuck justice!

Fuck reason, logic and truth.

Fuck America and everything it stands for!

Did you know the mafia liked tactics like that?

5/11/2006 10:24:04 PM

Napoleon the Clown

And the Bible condones genocide too.

5/11/2006 10:27:30 PM

Rosie

Are we sure this post isn't taking the piss?

(BTW, I love the one at the top of the thread this post came from)

5/11/2006 10:32:20 PM

Bone_Vulture

That was my assumption as well, Rosie. But it appears that Assyrian is the only person being dead serious in that thread.

Or fine, he could be a ridicilous troll. Who knows.

5/11/2006 10:35:01 PM

Jeremy PC

How embarrassing would it be to be an \"accredited\" YEC?

5/11/2006 10:38:13 PM

Sungrazer

After further review, rather than being a troll, I think he said it tongue in cheek. His profile says he is a TE, plus I found more of his posts here that appear to show he is a more sophisticated thinker than that.

Mea culpa.

5/11/2006 11:02:52 PM

NotMe

Sure, we'll get this difference in opinion out of the way in no time.

Just ask 10 persons who think that I am right. They will all say that I am right. Therefore I am right and you are wrong.

5/11/2006 11:03:48 PM

Nick

Post of the year.

5/11/2006 11:52:14 PM

Matt

lol he thinks i am god because i told him i am.

5/12/2006 12:56:16 AM

Crosis

Well, most of the time they're not so explicit about their demands for a theocracy (assuming this isn't an instance of Poe's Law).

Atheists don't deliberately suppress the truth (at least not the vast majority). We just disagree about what the truth is.

5/12/2006 1:01:55 AM

Maronan

Meh. It does seem as though this remark is tounge-in-cheek, not truly fundie.

Originally posted by Assyrian

So you are with Behe then Creationism is a science just like like astrology


Unless he's an astrology-believing creationist! That would be a Post of the Year. Anyone have any further information?

5/12/2006 5:42:33 AM

McCulloch

How about Raping the First Amendment award?

5/12/2006 3:16:06 PM

kmisho

Romans 1 is wrong.

Ever thought of that?

5/12/2006 4:46:31 PM

Berny

That there is no such thing as an accredited Young Earth Creationist might prove to be a problem to your plan.

5/12/2006 5:30:38 PM

Knossos (TNC)

Hmm... another fundie attempting to assert their \"God-given\" right to eliminate those that does not agree with them. Nice.

5/12/2006 6:34:52 PM

Petor!

Brain.... hurt...

8/4/2006 5:32:22 PM

Archangel_Lucifer

mellltttiiinnnngggg

9/11/2006 8:10:42 PM

Old Viking

Your scheme would certainly simplify things.

11/5/2006 12:43:00 AM

callogician

Well said, Assyrian. I mean...you would have to be an idiot to oppose corrupt suppressive dictatorship by the extremist minority.

12/5/2006 8:59:22 PM

David D.G.

Objection! Assumes (bat-guano insane fantasies as) facts not in evidence!


~David D.G.

12/5/2006 10:09:43 PM

Niali

Of course. If I replaced judges and juries with people who believed exactly what I believe, I could persecute everyone who's different, too. I'm just not arrogant enough to believe that the selfish course is self-evidently the correct path.

Define \"better\", please? This whole \"I'm better than you\" thing is too much of a convenient thing to spout, and it's time someone shot it down like the lame horse it is.


12/21/2006 9:38:54 PM
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