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In my experience I find that most Atheists are very unpleasant and invariably Gay and I find Gays intolerable. They are vicious lewd and have no respect for the great majority of the worlds population. I also find Christain Gays very nasty selfish people. I also find that these Atheists who are in the majority insist that if a person is not Gay they cannot be an Atheist, But you have a lot more choice with Christians. they are not all Gay.

Keith Rex, TheologyWeb.com 39 Comments [5/11/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Talisman

Making up your own reality are you Keith? How clever. I'll have to try that next time reality disagrees with my views.

5/12/2006 2:10:39 AM

Alex W.

'They are vicious lewd and have no respect for the great majority of the worlds population'

Who, bigoted fundies like you?

5/12/2006 2:24:43 AM

Nightson

ZOMG!!!1 teh gayz are atehists!!!11!!one!

5/12/2006 2:25:09 AM

Hadanelith

You are an insane, stupid, bigoted asshat. Go away.

5/12/2006 2:36:44 AM

Tara Mobley

How are Athiests gay? I thought they just didn't believe in gods and that sexual orientation had nothing to do with it.

5/12/2006 2:42:19 AM

Crosis

<<< In my experience I find that most Atheists are very unpleasant and invariably Gay >>>

Wrong on both counts, if those I've met and myself are any indication.

<<< I find Gays intolerable >>>

Well, then you're a bigot.

<<< They are vicious lewd and have no respect for the great majority of the worlds population. >>>

Wrong again. (Okay, lewd perhaps, though that's certainly not limited to atheists. And we don't tend to pull punches when dealing with bullshit, so that might make us look vicious. \"No respect for the majority of the world's population\" is a bit of a stretch, though - we tend to disagree but are fine with leaving it at that so long as you can do the same.)

<<< also find that these Atheists who are in the majority insist that if a person is not Gay they cannot be an Atheist >>>

Find me one atheist who says that. Just one. You'd still be wrong about the vast majority, but I'll be damn impressed if you can find one.

5/12/2006 3:06:13 AM

Napoleon the Clown

Right, you just live in that little world of yours and don't fuck up mine.

5/12/2006 3:47:12 AM

Nick

>I also find that these Atheists who are in the majority insist that if a person is not Gay they cannot be an Atheist

It almost sounds like he's saying that atheists are... discriminating... that he's offended that he can't convert to atheism because he's straight... <<<MY HEAD A SPLODE>>>

5/12/2006 3:55:08 AM

CousinTed


5/12/2006 4:04:57 AM

Julian

Congratulations Keith, you have officially brought humanity to an all time low!

5/12/2006 4:08:33 AM

Papabear

You need to get out more, KR.

I am an atheist.
I am not gay.
I am not vicious.
I am not usually lewd.
And, I have no (well, little) respect for the great majority of the world's population... because they are religious.


\"They are vicious lewd and have no respect for the great majority of the worlds population.\"

Whether by \"they\" you meant atheist or gays, you, and let me be perfectly clear, are a shit-licking asshat.


\"I also find that these Atheists who are in the majority insist that if a person is not Gay they cannot be an Atheist, But you have a lot more choice with Christians. they are not all Gay.\"

I rest my case. You have been convicted of being an A-1, top-notch, shit-licking asshat. Other convictions include bigoted fuckwad and felony stupidity. Please execute yourself immediately.

5/12/2006 4:30:56 AM

Bone_Vulture

Thanks, CousinTed. That made my morning. :)

5/12/2006 5:57:28 AM

Nekhbet

I didn't realize Gay had a (non) religious requirement. I really ought to read my copy of the Gay Agenda more frequently. I'm a pagan do I have to turn straight?

5/12/2006 6:26:48 AM

Maronan

Originally posted by Fundie Idiot

In my experience...


Thank you for warning us that your post will be from your own experience, ie, through faith-and-bullshit-colored glasses.

Originally posted by Fundie Asshat

...I find that most Atheists are very unpleasant...


Many people are unpleasent, and this applies to anyone. Atheists are no more (and likely less) unpleasent than anyone else. Fortunately, you have reminded us that this is from the limited perspective of your own experience. From your own experience, atheists likely seem to be a pissed-off and angry bunch. I will help show you why by simulating a conversation between you and a hypothetical atheist. (KR= This fundie nut, A= atheist.)

(Setting: The park. A and KR have just met, and are talking.)
A: I like this park.
KR: Yeah, it's nice. I'm gonna have my church picnic here.
A: Oh? That's nice.
KR: What church do you belong to?
A: I'm an atheist.
KR: Eww! You're gay!
A: I beg your pardon?
KR: You're an atheist, and atheists are gay!
A: Um, no. I'm not gay. I just don't believe in any gods.
KR (angry): You're going to hell!
A: Oh, really.
KR (very angry, screaming): YOU'RE A VILE DISGUSTING ATHEIST AND YOU'RE GOING TO HELL! YOU WANT TO KILL PEOPLE AND DESTROY AMERICA!
A: Calm down! I don't want to destroy America and I don't want to kill anyone. I just don't believe in any gods.
KR (veins throbbing): YOU'RE THE SPAWN OF THE DEVIL, YOU WANT TO DAMN US ALL... (etc.)
A (forcefully): You're absolutely crazy. Do I have to call Bellevue?
(KR is insulted by this remark, and considers A to be another \"unpleasant atheist.\"

You see, if you tell atheists that they're damned or horrible, they will likely respond in a manner that would be considered rude in ordinary conversation. This does not mean that they are unpleasant people; rather, it means that you are an unpleasant person.

Originally posted by Fundie Twit

...and invariably Gay...


I'm an atheist, and I'm not gay. Your point is disproven. There are many other hetero atheists on this board. Your point is very disproven.

Originally posted by Fundie Lunkhead

...and I find Gays intolerable.


You are entitled to your opinion. We are entitled to mock you for having such an ass-backwards bigoted opinion.

Originally posted by Fundie Bigot

They are vicious [and] lewd...


Wrong. There are several gay people on this board who disprove your statement. I have gay relatives who disprove your statement. Your statement came from the wrong orifice, to put it mildly.

Originally posted by Fundie Moron

...and have no respect for the great majority of the worlds population.


Gay people just want to be treated equally. If the vast majority of the population wants to treat them like second-class citizens, that's just too fucking bad. It's really horrible that gay people are (gasp!) offending you by demanding rights that you take for granted.

Here's a little food for thought, Keith: Christians do not make up a majority of the world's population. Hinduism is the most popular religion. Other religions are incompatible with Christianity as well, so non-Christians make up a majority of the population. How dare you offend the majority of the world's population by being Christian?

Originally posted by Fundie Nutjob

I also find Christain Gays very nasty selfish people.


This is likely due to the same reason you find atheists to be nasty. See the simulated conversation above. It could also be simply because you're a bigot.

Originally posted by Fundie Loon

I also find that these Atheists who are in the majority insist that if a person is not Gay they cannot be an Atheist.


What's this supposed to mean? Atheism isn't a club with membership requirements. If you don't believe in any gods, you're an atheist, no matter what. Other atheists can't say you're not an atheist because you're gay or straight or black or white or up or down or whatever. How could an atheist say that a nonbeliever is \"not an atheist?\" Perhaps you think atheism is just another church, which can impose membership requirements on people hoping to join. In that case, this is what I think.

Originally posted by Fundie Dipshit

But you have a lot more choice with Christians. they are not all Gay.


No, most Christians are straight. More Christians than atheists are straight, I'm guessing. When a religion designates a minority as \"horrible\" and does all it can to oppress them, that minority paticipates in that religion at lower rates than the general population.

5/12/2006 8:04:25 AM

Luffy

CousinTed wins this thread because of Jerkcity.

5/12/2006 11:10:55 AM

Nick

Maybe he's using the old meaning of \"gay\".

Like, most atheists are happy and (being a Puritan asshat) he finds happy people intolerable.

Yeah, that's gotta be it...

5/12/2006 11:26:49 AM

Taste my steel

Back you gays. Get back.

5/12/2006 12:31:14 PM

Aesmael

Originally posted by Shorter Keith Rex

I hate Gay people

5/12/2006 1:07:18 PM

MD20/20

Man is my wife gonna be pissed when she finds out I'm gay.

5/12/2006 1:30:46 PM

Tak, the Hideous New Girl

I nominate Keith Rex for the \"The Stupid, It Burns!\" Award.

5/12/2006 1:51:33 PM

McCulloch

I would nominate Keith Rex for a Non Sequitur award.

5/12/2006 3:11:08 PM

Papabear

As an atheist, I was amazed when I found out I'm gay. Never would have suspected it, but if someone as bright and deep as KR says it's true, it must be.

5/12/2006 3:27:35 PM

mad dog

\"They are vicious lewd and have no respect for the great majority of the worlds population.\"

This is the only sentence that I can flat out disagree with. I do not know, nor do I think anyone else here knows for sure whether or not he is being honest about the other parts of his statement.

If he is telling the truth, and has been treated rudely on a regular basis by Gay people and/or atheists, then he is only reporting observations. If he is lying and just making blanket statements out of his ass, then he deserves every bit of criticism he gets on this thread. Unless somebody here knows this guy personally and knows for certain he is a liar, I think all these insults might be unjustified, with exception for the sentence I just pointed out.

5/12/2006 3:33:23 PM

TDR

yeepers.

5/12/2006 4:00:38 PM

The Last Conformist

Keith, I think you should cut down on the LSD.

5/12/2006 4:14:08 PM
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