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#35538
Nightson
The man is mentally unstable
5/12/2006 2:23:21 AM
#35543
TDR
O.
My.
Fucking.
God.
5/12/2006 2:26:26 AM
#35544
Alex W.
Isn't he supposed to be in jail for tax evasion or something?
One of his guy's about his shutdown theme park:
\"Scripture also says 'Render unto Caesar what Caesar demands.' And right now, Caesar demands a building permit\"
5/12/2006 2:26:56 AM
#35546
Hadanelith
Hovind needs to be shot. Repeatedly. By a tank. Followed by a tactical nuclear strike at the location of his remains, to insure the absolute destruction of his physical form. There's no point in destroying his credibility; it's been shot to hell already.
5/12/2006 2:34:11 AM
#35550
Talisman
\"Blee dop, sklee dop, sklee dilly dilly
Bah donna bee on a Saturday night
If that sounded like nonsense to you too,
Those schools have got some books for you \"
Sadly this was the closest thing to sensical in that mess of rambling.
5/12/2006 2:40:31 AM
#35554
Tara Mobley
Is this some sort of ill attempt by Hovind to write poetry? And shouldn't he be in jail for refusing to \"render unto Ceasar that which is Ceasar's?\"
5/12/2006 2:45:28 AM
#35556
Crosis
WTF?
5/12/2006 2:58:30 AM
#35562
Julian
Dr Wino isn't allowed in the Park anymore! Strike one for sanity!
5/12/2006 3:13:52 AM
#35564
Julian
This is the story of Kent Hovind,
A deluded man with little or no mind!
A cheat and a fraud,
With strawmen on board
That've been stewing up in his behind.
5/12/2006 3:18:24 AM
#35567
CheeZe
Half of those words rhymed with the same words. The other half didn't ryhme!
I just don't understand how people can listen to this guy.
5/12/2006 3:24:57 AM
#35571
Nick
RECYCLING is Satanic? This is a new low even for him...
5/12/2006 3:31:23 AM
#35574
Babbleon
There once was a man named Kent
whose logic was hopelessly bent.
He tried writing verse
which just made it worse
'cause no one could tell what he meant.
5/12/2006 3:50:26 AM
#35576
Napoleon the Clown
Originally posted by Hovind
God believes atheists can get born again
I thought God didn't believe in us?
God does not believe in atheists
Well what do you know?
Now please go away and keep your \"thoughts\" to yourself.
5/12/2006 3:51:04 AM
#35580
CousinTed
Oh joy, not only is Hovind a moron, he's a horrible port to boot!
5/12/2006 4:03:38 AM
#35582
Zipperback
Hovind is a renaissance man of incompetence. Science, literature, finance there is no subject within the realm of human knowledge that he is not utterly horrible at.
5/12/2006 4:05:12 AM
#35607
ssdexecutor
Blee dop, sklee dop, sklee dilly dilly
Bah donna bee on a Saturday night
I'm going to tell this to everyone I meet.
5/12/2006 5:29:53 AM
#35620
Bone_Vulture
Browsed FSTDT.com, only to find
another Hovind quote to implode my mind
5/12/2006 6:16:29 AM
#35625
NotMe
Ofcourse god doesn't believe in atheists, he is god. He knows we exist.
5/12/2006 6:36:26 AM
#35644
Rosie
@AlexW,
\"One of his guy's about his shutdown theme park:
\"Scripture also says 'Render unto Caesar what Caesar demands.' And right now, Caesar demands a building permit\"\"
This was actually said by one of the officials, not by someone associated with Kent Hovind.
5/12/2006 8:23:43 AM
#35646
Maronan
Originally posted by Loony
God does not believe in atheists
Of course not. God doesn't exist; thus he doesn't believe in anything. If God did exist, he would believe atheists existed, unless he rode the devine short bus.
Originally posted by Loony
His presence from creation is quite clear
Not to be a nag, Hovind, but Christians have been claiming God exists for the last 2,000 years or so. You've been claiming God is obvious the whole time. Are you going to get the evidence to me today or not? Can you PLEASE just keep a damn deadline for once?
Originally posted by Loony
It takes a fool to tell him he's not here
I snipped your repetition. It's not like I could harm your \"poetry\" any worse, and I had to end the torture caused by your attempt to rhyme a word against itself. Anyway, this here is called \"poisoning the well.\" It's an attempt to bias an audience against your opponent before he can say a single word. It's what people like you do when they don't have anything useful to say.
Originally posted by Loony
God believes atheists can get born again
And become a new creation,
Your god is allegedly omnipotent, so if he existed, he could do anything. Since he doesn't exist, he can do nothing.
Originally posted by Loony
But they'd best admit the world around them first
And ask for their salvation
Why? If your alleged god is omnipotent, he could do anything. It wouldn't matter what we did. Of course, anyone who tortures a person for any reason is horrible; being a god is no excuse. An omnipotent god could torture us forever, but it would still be wrong.
Originally posted by Loony
But to only cry, \"Recycle!\" is the worst
So we shouldn't recycle? Very well then, I won't. I'll ship all my garbage to your house and dump it in your living room. Of course, we'll have to go back to recycling when your house is \"rendered unto Caeser\" in payment for back taxes.
Originally posted by Loony
God believes atheists do have certain rights
To seek and search the scriptures
Oh? We have a right to listen to what you blather on about, but not a right to life? I can just feel the Christian love.
Originally posted by Loony
It says, \"Come now, let us reason\" that's for them
Yeah, we're into reason. The problem with reason is that it requires cross-checking a claim about the world against the world itself. No match = False claim. This means the Bible is mostly false. Trust me, more atheists have read the Bible than Christians; we're not convinced.
Originally posted by Loony
But it doesn't give them reason to
Make up what God is saying
No, we don't \"make up what God says.\" We think your god is a load of bullshit.
Originally posted by Loony
Until it's no true benefit to them
Your langauge is vague, but it seems as though you're trying to imply that atheists are self-interested and/or have no concern for others. If this is the case, you should take a look in a mirror. Stop trying to poison our kids' minds, stop trying to disrupt our schools, and stop using roads and other government services unless you intend to help pay for them!
Originally posted by Loony
Blee dop, sklee dop, sklee dilly dilly
Bah donna bee on a Saturday night
If that sounded like nonsense to you too,
Those schools have got some books for you
Books? Forget the books, I think you need some Haldol.
Really, I can't make any sense out of those last two lines, and my Acme Translator frequently coughs on Hovind-to-English translations. What the hell is he trying to say?
5/12/2006 8:57:22 AM
#35648
Eskimo Miner
What a trainwreck...
5/12/2006 9:08:18 AM
#35652
Luffy
John Linnell or John Flansburgh he is not.
5/12/2006 11:07:04 AM
#35664
mkb
Irrational? Check.
Divorced from reality? Check.
Horrible poet? Check.
Wow, Hovind is a Vogon!
5/12/2006 1:01:29 PM
#35668
Tak, the Hideous New Girl
Hovind is a renaissance man of incompetence.
This is such a beautiful turn of phrase that I had to see it again.
5/12/2006 1:50:29 PM
#35677
Crosis
<<< Hovind is a renaissance man of incompetence. Science, literature, finance there is no subject within the realm of human knowledge that he is not utterly horrible at. >>>
That reads like something you would expect to see in a Pratchett or Adams book. Beautiful.
5/12/2006 2:56:54 PM
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