Napoleon the Clown
Ever thought that it may be because they aren't real and the people who claim to have seen them were lying, mistaken, or hallucinating?
5/12/2006 6:15:05 AM
By reading the many submissions that get posted here I came to another conclusion. It is always the devout christians that get plagued by demons and ghosts. The \"heretics\" seem to get away without all that stuff.
5/12/2006 6:29:37 AM
You're a Christian, and you've never seen a ghost? Lisa, I will buy your Christianity for ten dollars.
5/12/2006 9:02:22 AM
\"It's true.. we got some kinda visor for our eyes.\"
Wow, the Xian character class has built-in anti-ghost vision? Does that give a +4 to turning and saves vs undead?
5/12/2006 9:12:38 AM
Uh, that's not a visor, it's a blinder. And it works as well on the natural as it does on the supernatural.
5/12/2006 9:26:29 AM
Deus Ex Machina
Congratulations, stardancer... You are not suffering from psychosis...
Now for those dillusional ideas you have...
5/12/2006 11:39:12 AM
Taste my steel
other people who I've met told me their stories and said they even heard sounds of voices or something. Never had that.
No the voice you hear is the voice of god, which makes you far more sane.
5/12/2006 12:42:46 PM
They take the form of coins (specie)?
5/12/2006 1:23:18 PM
What makes her think the Xianity is what keeps her from seeing ghosts? Maybe it's her hair color or her shoe size.
5/12/2006 2:00:24 PM
shell -- Or is it because they are not there?
\"Christians and other people who believe in God with their heart, can't see ghosts.\"
But, apparently, Xians see demons, devils and spirits. Curious.
5/12/2006 2:30:22 PM
Christianity does not have a monopoly on seeing ghosts and demons. Your'e forgetting that other ancient religion: Schizophrenia.
5/12/2006 2:53:07 PM
\"shell -- Or is it because they are not there?\"
Did SATAN tell you that?
5/12/2006 3:19:46 PM
Weirdly, some of the sanest people I know believe in ghosts. I mean - come on. You don't have to be an expert on engineering or architecture to know the sound of a fucking house settling.
5/12/2006 3:41:45 PM
So close to being sane, and you lost it... how ironic.
5/12/2006 4:09:01 PM
I'm an atheist and I've never been plagued by ghost, goblins, demons, aliens, angels, or gods.
Then again I've never been plagued by Santa or the Easter Bunny either.
Maybe it's because all of the above are fictitious entities?
5/12/2006 5:28:13 PM
Well, okay, sometimes they are visible. I should not be so huffy.
5/12/2006 7:46:36 PM
Oh, and you're so speshul!!! *coos and pets*
5/12/2006 7:56:54 PM
I heard ghost don't believe in xtians...
5/12/2006 9:22:25 PM
You've got a fucking visor for your eyes alright! Stops you seeing a lot of obvious shit.
To paraphrase Steven Roberts: (substitute 'God' for 'imaginary made up piece of shit')
\"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer 'imaginary made up piece of shit' than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible 'imaginary made up pieces of shit', you will understand why I dismiss yours.\"
— Stephen Roberts
5/13/2006 1:39:56 AM
You can't see ghosts because they don't fucking exist just like all your other imaginary friends.
12/21/2011 8:46:08 PM
I've never seen a ghost.
Proof that they exist and Jebus is keeping them off my back.
12/21/2011 10:23:21 PM