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ity is a sick perversion created by to keep people from worshipping God. God did not create people they were tainted by 's power and God allowed this in order to show His followers that without trusting in Him people could very well fall away into perversion such as ity.
You cannot be a Christian and be , it is not possible. in the bible it says in Matthew 19:1-12, Mark 10:1-12, and Genesis 1:27-28 that God created Men and Women to reprouce amongst themselves and not through a Man and A Man or a Woman and a Woman. Those such relationships are based on physical pleasure and not based on love
and God despises such relationships because if God wanted Men to be he would never have created women in the first place. Also if God had wanted Women to be he would never have created Men.
So in other words ity is ed and SINFUL all who are this way should repent and ask God's forgiveness otherwise YOU WILL GO TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WNxDarth Bane, Myspace 21 Comments [5/12/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Mestilf
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Deus Ex Machina

Am I correct in thinking that this comes from a place where the word homosexual is censured???

Also, who the fuck are you to say if two people love each other or not?

5/12/2006 6:58:38 PM

Papabear

You know, Dumdum, if you always leave out the word that signifies the subject of your rant, no one will know what you're talking about.


\"Those such relationships are based on physical pleasure and not based on love\"

Being that there are millions of homosexual relationships in the world, it's ignorant, arrogant and just plain stupid of you to claim to know on what they are all based.

Why don't you work on your own character and not worry about the relationships of others.


BTW, capital letters and 27 exclamation points does not make your statement any more true, any more loving or any less bigoted. However, it does make you look more like a moron.

5/12/2006 7:03:02 PM

mad dog

You should win an award for the sheer number of exclamation points.

5/12/2006 7:06:57 PM

Talisman

Wow. This post is certainly ... something. I don't know what, but it's definately something.

5/12/2006 7:19:07 PM

Oolon Coluphid

Originally posted by Deus Ex Machina

Am I correct in thinking that this comes from a place where the word homosexual is censured???


MySpace censors the word \"homosexual?\" Why?

5/12/2006 7:45:57 PM

TDR

hmmm.

or not.

5/12/2006 7:58:34 PM

NotMe

by 's

God did not create people

You cannot be a Christian and be

because if God wanted Men to be he would never have created women in the first place


What the fuck? What is \"By's\"? I've seen a lot of errors with the \"'s\", but adding it to random words?

God didn't create people? What bible are you reading?

Why can't you be christian and exist? Does this mean that all those christians that walk outside are figments of my imagination? I must be one sick dude.

And the existence of women is the proof that men are not meant to be....

\"ity is ed\" and this deserves a major WTF. I can't even begin to imagine what this had to be (after the \"it is\" part anyway).

To bad this post is made funny by censorship instead of just moronic thought. he isn't even putting forth any new info about the how and why of god hating homosexuals...

5/12/2006 8:27:21 PM

Blind Watchmaker

Other words are also missing or censored:

\"God did not create people []\"
??

\"were tainted by []'s power\"
Satan?

\"in other words [homosexual]ity is []ed and SINFUL\"
damned?

5/12/2006 8:39:16 PM

Napoleon the Clown

...Damnable reading comprehension...

Fundie translator says:
It[homosexuality] is a sick perversion created by Satan to keep people from worshipping God. God did not create people that way, they were tainted by Satan's power and God allowed it because He thinks it is a good test of faith.

[Biology lesson on human reproduction] Those usch[homosexual] relationships are based on physical pleasure and real love and not based on the love between two rabbits. God despises such relationships because He's a dick. [Goes off on how \"evil\" homosexuality is]

Wow... I have a fundie translator too, complete with the add-on that fills in the blanks based off context... Cool.

5/12/2006 8:44:01 PM

mad dog

<<MySpace censors the word \"homosexual?\" Why?>>

Censorship: Just another reason to NOT get one of their lame accounts with a shitty looking webpage that plays a bunch of music and video files simultaneously without asking the user's permission, just to have the priviledge of chatting with dipshits.

5/12/2006 9:07:50 PM

Dazed

'God created Men and Women to reprouce amongst themselves and not through a Man and A Man or a Woman and a Woman. Those such relationships are based on physical pleasure and not based on love'

Remember, it's not love if you can't make babies.

5/12/2006 9:18:40 PM

Crosis

Mad dog, I don't think Myspace censors it - I have a feeling this fundie self-censored. Which is hilarious in itself.

5/12/2006 9:22:36 PM

Gerard

I think that if you refuse to use a certain word, the least you should do is shut up about it!

5/12/2006 9:46:12 PM

nekhbet

Presumably people who for some reason or another can't have children are also incapably of love? Are you incapable of typing the word homosexual? Try GAY it's shorter.

5/12/2006 10:25:12 PM

Alex W.

Yeah, myspace doesn't sensor anything wich makes this post 1000 times funnier.

5/12/2006 11:19:33 PM

whitewater55

I LOVE CAPS AND EXCLAMATION MARKS!!!!!!
GO TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCKOFFANDDIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yup, love those caps and excamations!
Everything makes so much more sense when it's typed that way.

5/12/2006 11:35:29 PM

Julian

More proof evil atheists make computers!

Keyboards contain the following letters.

\"G\", \"A\", and \"Y\".

Get fundie keybo_rds without the letters \"_\", \"_\" & \"_\" here tod__!

5/13/2006 1:07:10 AM

Christian Maronan

Remember, we do need to get rid of the letters \"G\" \"A\" and \"Y\" to take our computers back from the evil atheists. We also need to remove the letters in other evil words, like \"damn,\" \"homosexual,\" \"abortion,\" \"Lucifer,\" \"evolution,\" \"Gospel of Judas,\" \"equality for women,\" and \"thinking.\" We even have to get rid of the letters used in seemingly harmless concepts like \"zen\" because it distracts from the Lord!

In short, our keyboards should consist of: an exclaimation point key. (Numbers would have to be eliminated, since they can be used to construct the Satanic and irrational definition of pi.)

All right, everyone! Let's protest sin on our Christian keyboards!

!!!!!! !!!! ! !!!!!! !!!!!! ! !! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5/13/2006 5:11:13 AM

Pratz Strike

I am a Christian. I am bi. I have a man in my life I love very much. As much as I enjoy making love with him, if something were to happen to both of us tommorow to prevent the both of us from ever experiencing physical love ever again, I would still stay with him, because beyond the sex, I love to hold him, talk to him, spend time with him, talk about my problems and my issues, and make a life with him. And I can't believe God would send anyone to Hell would loved a real love. Lust? Sure. Love? No.

Also, who the heck are you to call yourself Darth Anything and then give me Scripture lessons, you 14 year old putz?

Also, I can use my exclamation mark to write the Satanic version of pi in binary code. So we'd better get rid of it, too. haw haw

5/21/2006 12:25:27 PM

Caitlin

One word for ya Hawtie

5/25/2006 3:00:59 AM



Neither is a man over 60 and a woman over 55. Neither is sterile men and women. Come and tell me that they don´t love each other.

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