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I JUST WANT TO SCREAM AT THE TOP OF MY LONGS! THE VEIL BETWEEN THE SPIRIT WORLD AND OURS IS GETTING THINNER AND THINNER, YOU ARE SEEING DEMONS BEING KICKED IN THE BUTT BY ANGELS! BUT SOON THOSE ANGELS WONT BE HERE TO PROTECT US, WELL YOU ANYWAY, AND YOUR GOING TO BE LEFT WITH 'OL' UGLIES MINIONS! REPENT AND TURN TO JESUS NOW BEFORE IT'S TO LATE.

yellowbo, Rapture Ready 54 Comments [5/12/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Deus Ex Machina

STOP USING ALL CAPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And they are called lungs, not longs.

Also, some anti psychosis meds might help you get rid of visions of angels and demons...

5/12/2006 6:54:24 PM

mad dog

Orderlies, report to sector 13! This patient needs to be restrained and force fed his medication immediately!

5/12/2006 6:56:56 PM

Bandersnatch

No.

5/12/2006 6:58:26 PM

shell

Where are the angels scarpering off to then?

5/12/2006 6:59:17 PM

Papabear

You just calm down and rest those \"longs.\" They'll be plenty of time for you to scream from the rubber-lined room at the hospital.

Where did you get this important information? From a burning bush? A talking donkey? Did the finger of God write it on some stone tablets?

5/12/2006 7:08:22 PM

Talisman

Convinced me. Looks like it's off to church with me this Sunday.

5/12/2006 7:16:18 PM

TDR

give your longs a rest.

Sorry. I can't even get past that first typo. Doesn't rapture ready have an 'edit post' feature? Or do they simply not mind making fools of themselves?

5/12/2006 7:53:17 PM

McCulloch

There is therapy available for those who are seeing demons being kicked in the butt by angels.

5/12/2006 8:19:40 PM

dykitty

I wonder if this asshat realizes that angels are not christian in that they appear in both the Qu'aran and the Torah.

And hello! Ol Ugly? I'm sure Satan is both beautiful and stylish!

5/12/2006 8:24:29 PM

Duke Stronguy

You make a convincing argument. I think it's the caps that sold it.

5/12/2006 8:32:39 PM

Napoleon the Clown

Rapture Ready: Giving you your fill and then some of psychotic Christians convinced the end in nigh.

5/12/2006 8:47:24 PM

Crosis

<<< YOU ARE SEEING DEMONS BEING KICKED IN THE BUTT BY ANGELS! >>>

Lay off the shrooms, dude.

5/12/2006 8:58:24 PM

Jax

Top of your longs?

5/12/2006 9:12:03 PM

whitewater55

LEARN TO TYPE WITH THE CAP LOCK OFF!!!
GET A FUCKING BRAIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCKOFFANDDIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yup, I can really get behind the cap-lock thing. Feels so much better.

5/12/2006 11:37:37 PM

The Last Conformist

Fuck off and die, allcapser.

5/13/2006 12:00:51 AM

Julian

How is kicking a demon up the arse protecting us?

They're getting them mad and then running away by the sound of things!

'OL' UGLIES MINIONS! Is that a euphamism for testes?

5/13/2006 12:18:55 AM

JadedRevenge

We need a new and more powerful word for WTF.

5/13/2006 2:26:28 AM

Jeremy PC

Fundie fucktards, turn away from JEBUS before its too late.

5/13/2006 3:22:08 AM

Maronan

\"I just want to scream at the top of my longs.\"

When I first read this, it seemed like a sexual reference to me. Anyone else feel the same way?

And a little advice to you, yellowbo, caps lock turns off when you push the key again. Plus, I think I can find some Haldol if you need it.

5/13/2006 5:16:40 AM

Julian

blah blah blah SCREAM
blah blah blah LONGS
blah blah blah VEIL
blah blah blah SPIRIT
blah blah blah THINNER

A.A. is the 3rd door on the left down the hall!! And stop huffing thinners!

5/13/2006 5:28:43 AM

Terry Goodkind

The veil between this world and the spirit world is thinning! Richard, take the Sword of Truth and save us all from the Keeper!

Oh wait, that's just a fantasy series. Not even a good one, either.

5/13/2006 3:54:03 PM

Omega3

Repent! Turn to an Oxford English Dictionary and learn how to spell too and you're and Ugly's and lungs! Lest the grammar and spelling Nazis kill thee!

5/15/2006 2:30:15 PM

Aesmael

Originally posted by yellowbo

THE VEIL BETWEEN THE SPIRIT WORLD AND OURS IS GETTING THINNER AND THINNER


I think yellowbo may have fallen through.

5/17/2006 2:40:48 AM

Arden Saylor

That's unbelievable! The \"it's\" near the end is correctly punctuated.

5/17/2006 6:28:46 AM

Crosis

Yes, Arden, but minus two points for using \"to\" instead of \"too\". (And I get two points for working all three homophones into a single sentence.)

5/18/2006 4:20:50 AM
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