Quote# 11603

Satan chose the children of Ishmael for one of his masterpiece counterfeit religions because Ishmael's descendants have been jealous and have coveted God's covenant relationship with the Jews, the children of Isaac and Jacob, since the beginning of that everlasting covenant.
Sadly, because their hearts were filled with envy, rather than accepting the many blessings God has bestowed on them as well, the children of Ishmael were an easy target for deceiving spirits — hence their following the path of the false moon god allah to this day, claiming he is the same as YHWH. He is not the same, and God will not be mocked!

JCO, Rapture Ready 18 Comments [5/12/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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mad dog

Oh, just kill each other already.

5/12/2006 7:05:12 PM

Deus Ex Machina

The \"God will not be mocked\" sentence is cropping up a lot lately...

Let me tell you people: God has been mocked, God is being mocked and God will probably be mocked again in the future...

5/12/2006 7:09:39 PM


\"hence their following the path of the false moon god allah to this day,

As opposed to your worship of a tribal war god. If I had to choose between the two I think I'd pick a moon god over a war god any day.

\"God will not be mocked!\"

Maybe he should smite them in a pilar of fire like the good ol' days. That would likely convert a few people if he did it in public. Unfortunately it seems your god is not omnipotent but impotent.

5/12/2006 7:14:39 PM


I mock God ten times before breakfast.

5/12/2006 7:15:17 PM


\"God will not be mocked!\"

Phbbbt! God will be mocked. I'm mocking him now. And, I'm mocking you too, JCO.

5/12/2006 7:37:12 PM


I always found that story radically unfair. Why is it always the \"you should be happy you're second best, so nyer\" argument? If I was one of the \"chosen\" people, I'd feel downright ashamed of being chosen.

5/12/2006 7:51:37 PM


Note to JCO:

Inclucing the line \"God will not be mocked!\" in your post will trigger a massive mocking of god. The words are self contradicting.

5/12/2006 8:20:46 PM


Mock schmock.

5/12/2006 8:24:02 PM

Napoleon the Clown

How do yo know that it isn't your religion's early \"prophets\" that were deceived?

And God will be mocked, because if He were real and couldn't take a joke, He wouldn't be omnibenevolent. So, He wouldn't exist in the way you believe He does. Which means you'd be just as fucked as us.

5/12/2006 8:50:36 PM

Alex W.

'Maybe he should smite them in a pilar of fire like the good ol' days'

Yeah, why is it that god stopped doing things like that once people started getting smart enough not to belive everything they hear? Whats up with god not doing anything now that there's a way to record it?

5/12/2006 11:16:45 PM


I agree with maddog - arm 'em all the fundies to the teeth (no nukes!), ship 'em all to a desert somewhere, and let 'em fight to the last man/woman. Then we can lock up the survivor in a bug house and the world would be safe. (At least until the next fuckwad figures out that they can control the masses with religion... never mind, my head hurts.)

5/12/2006 11:57:47 PM


You're absolutely right given he doesn't exist!

Your concept of God is exceedingly mockable though!

I fail to see what your concept of God is going to do about this!

5/13/2006 1:02:44 AM


And to think this could have all been avoided if this god of JCO's had revealed himself to everyone instead of favouring one little tribe.

5/13/2006 2:51:17 AM


God will not be mocked!

If God doesn't like being mocked or having his \"Loyal followers\" mocked, you'd think he'd have retaliated against this site by now-

5/13/2006 3:02:38 AM

Lightning Bolt From On High


5/13/2006 3:04:11 AM


missed us! Nyah Nyer Nya Nyarrr Nah!

5/13/2006 3:11:36 AM

Crimson Lizard

^^ LOL! Well played!

Considering what's happened to the "Chosen People" throughout history, why would anyone covet that kind of abuse?

12/23/2012 8:26:34 AM

The Isrealites god have a name you know.

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