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Christians try to tell you that this is an abomination and is against nature. Christians know that sex perversion is wrong. even nature is against it. many atheists support sex perversion, so why don't you become homosexuals? you are all in the same boat. you may as well practice this sin also. i posted this earlier, but i guess it was too challenging. so atheists, why aren't you gay?

Jec_Lives, IMDB 42 Comments [5/13/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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whitewater55

Christians try to say lots of stupid things. I generally ignore christian advice, especially from bigoted, racist, ill-informed, uneducated fucktard such as you. To repeat an earlier stated sentiment: FUCKOFFANDDIE!!!!
(yup love those caps!)

5/13/2006 3:33:16 AM

Papabear

Some atheists are gay, some are not. Without ancient fairy tale theology, most of us have learned not to care about other people's sexuality. Unless I'm trying to date you, what do I care whether you sleep with boys or girls?


\"why don't you become homosexuals?\"

That you ask this question is proof that you are too stupid to understand the answer.

5/13/2006 3:40:24 AM

Alex W.

What the hell is he talking about?

5/13/2006 3:40:57 AM

Gadren

CLOTHES ARE AGAINST NATURE WE MUST GET NAKED PRAISE JESUS!

5/13/2006 3:43:26 AM

Napoleon the Clown

Originally posted by Jec_Lives

Daddy always said I' got shit fer brains!

5/13/2006 3:48:21 AM

mad dog

Why don't you just decide that all your favorite foods taste like garbage, and suddenly decide other foods taste better?

Why don't you decide all of a sudden, your favorite music albums are the worst noise you ever heard?

Why don't you decide to change the color of your skin and the length of your arms, or change your age?

5/13/2006 3:49:47 AM

Phil

Is this 'athiest = gay' meme spreading quickly or what?

5/13/2006 3:55:35 AM

mad dog

Hey Phil, if you are who I think you are, you have another nickname: Tunelow.

5/13/2006 4:08:34 AM

Hadanelith

Go the fuck away, idiot.

5/13/2006 4:29:26 AM

Talisman

\"so atheists, why aren't you gay?\"

More than likely I'm not for the same reason that you aren't. Unless you are and you just hide that fact because you're a fundie.

5/13/2006 4:46:59 AM

Crosis

<<< Christians try to tell you that this is an abomination and is against nature. >>>

Christians say a lot of things. Most of them can be safely ignored.

<<< even nature is against it. >>>

That would explain why homosexuality has been observed in nature in many different species ...

<<< many atheists support sex perversion, so why don't you become homosexuals? >>>

Complete non sequitur. Just because I think others should be allowed to doesn't mean I want to.

<<< so atheists, why aren't you gay? >>>

I'm not wired that way. That's about all there is to it.

5/13/2006 4:57:43 AM

Aesmael

\"so atheists, why aren't you gay?\"

Dunno. Why aren't you a priest?

5/13/2006 5:35:04 AM

JadedRevenge

So atheists, why aren't you gay?

erm, because I like girls

5/13/2006 5:44:33 AM

Julian

One of the nice things about being an atheist is you don't feel compelled to tell everyone they must do things your way or suffer eternal damnation.

Please grow up and try to think outside the book a little!

5/13/2006 5:45:57 AM

Oolon Coluphid

Originally posted by Dumbass

so atheists, why aren't you gay?


Um, because we're not?

5/13/2006 6:07:34 AM

NotMe

Several animal species are observed to have gay tendencies.

I'm not becoming homosexual because I like girls more than men. This might have something to do with real breasts and pheromones.

I do not need to practice the sin of being a homosexual because using a woman in an \"unnatural way\" is mentioned in the same breath as the kill all those who have homosexual sex in the bible. And we shouldn't forget that all sin is equal and that stealing that cookie from the cookie jar when you were 5 years old is your one way ticket to hell.

I allready said I wasn't gay. Asking the same question twice doesn't usually produce a different answer.

5/13/2006 6:50:38 AM

Ace of Sevens

I do support sex perversion, but homosexuality just isn't to my taste. There are other kinds of sex perversion for all us sex perverts to enjoy, you know.

5/13/2006 9:01:41 AM

anon

Oh no you don't. I'm a biology teacher, and if you want some great examples of what you think of as \"sex perversion\", look straight to nature. Females killing their lovers during sex? Males breaking off their penises inside the females to keep them from mating with anyone else? Little males inseminating their sisters before birth so that the females are born pregant via incest? It's all there an more. You absolutely can't use nature as an example of holiness.

5/13/2006 2:56:53 PM

Bobo

\"so atheists, why aren't you gay?
Oh my (non-existent) god, why didn't I think of that?

Come here, big boy...

5/13/2006 3:55:13 PM

Uh\\, Just some guy....Ruler of Omicron Persei 8

Is this guy saying he only likes women because the bible tells him to? Sounds like he's gay.

5/13/2006 8:42:49 PM

Phil

mad dog: sorry mate, wrong Phil.

5/13/2006 8:54:17 PM

Nekhbet

Can't win an argument with logic, call your opponent a faggot, yep, works for most 12 year olds or fundies.

5/13/2006 10:27:48 PM

Nick

> so atheists, why aren't you gay?

I am! Unlike you, I enjoy this life... oh... you mean homosexual? You don't CHOOSE that. Fucktard.

5/14/2006 3:00:03 AM

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Summary:
Homosexuality is an abomination and against nature, which is why it's repeatedly seen in nature. \"Sex perversion\" (as defined in the Bible) is wrong because the Bible says so, and against nature, despite being seen often in nature. Atheists generally think being gay is acceptable, so they should choose to have been born gay.

5/14/2006 10:55:23 AM

The Last Conformist

How can a skull contain so much stupidity without imploding?

5/14/2006 2:21:02 PM
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