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#36039
JadedRevenge
Worse, how can it get any worse?
Is he going to send me to hell again?
Pat Robertson's a moron, doo dah, doo dah...
5/13/2006 5:42:38 AM
#36050
Napoleon the Clown
[Set to Camp Town Ladies]
Good ol' Pat first fucked a cow
Doo da
Doo da
He fucked that cow so goddamn hard
Oh dee doo da day
Gonna cum all night
Gonna preach all day
Bet he fucked Bessy in the hay
Oh dee doo da day
5/13/2006 5:59:03 AM
#36053
Oolon Coluphid
If I was God, I would smite Pat Robertson for making me look bad.
5/13/2006 6:12:36 AM
#36063
CousinTed
God's Faithful? You mean the one I...Boned?
5/13/2006 6:35:04 AM
#36065
NotMe
Who is Pat Robertson? If he was a great prophet of god, why haven't I heard of him? Doesn't god care about me?
Ah well, let's get to the killing. Since god doesn't care about me, I don't care about god. And people who don't care about god haven't got morals so I can kill without feeling bad about it. Let's start with the fundies.
5/13/2006 6:39:59 AM
#36072
Aesmael
Atheists would have it a lot harder if god existed.
5/13/2006 7:37:05 AM
#36126
Dante
The ultimate argument against God is people like Pat Robertson, so it is in His vested interest to be rid of people like him.
5/13/2006 2:24:49 PM
#36152
mad dog
Wow, I didn't know that the Truly Saved proposed assassinations!
5/13/2006 4:29:07 PM
#36167
Papabear
I'll risk it, Peacebestill. Pat Robertson and all his cronies are hucksters. liars and shitheads.
5/13/2006 6:14:04 PM
#36180
Anti-Goth
<Who is Pat Robertson?>
Trust me, you're better off not knowing. You'll lose your faith in humanity all over again.
5/13/2006 7:21:20 PM
#36255
Will.
So, don't even question a religious authority. Just bow down and accept everything they say without question!
5/14/2006 12:00:58 AM
#36263
Julian
God bless Pat and his proclamation that the Twin Towers was the wrath of God.
He and Jerry Falwell need to stop sucking Osama's cock and get out a little more.
5/14/2006 12:13:55 AM
#36264
Julian
I thought the Lord was meant to work in mysterious ways, not mysogynistic gays!
5/14/2006 12:15:14 AM
#36299
Hadanelith
Anti-Goth: all over again? Once I started reading this site, I lost it, and it never came back.
5/14/2006 2:22:30 AM
#36329
Nick
Napoleon, if comments were ratable, that would get a 5 * 10^6.
5/14/2006 3:07:56 AM
#36334
Napoleon the Clown
Why thank you, Nick!
5/14/2006 3:38:39 AM
#36392
Maronan
When the Rapture comes, Pat Roberston cums!
Of course, the Rapture will be here any day now! It's been coming for something like 700,000 days, so it's got to be right around the corner, right?! (Actually, my 700,000 days figure is likely very off. When did the idea of the \"rapture\" start, again?)
5/14/2006 11:18:37 AM
#36431
The Last Conformist
If God existed, he'd sue Peacebestill for libel.
5/14/2006 2:27:39 PM
#36467
Crosis
Maronan - 2000 years ago would be ~730,000 days, so you're probably not far off.
5/14/2006 7:35:54 PM
#36472
Anti-Goth
<Reply to Hadanelith>
Whew! I was beginning to think I was the only one that happened to.
And Julian, the image of Jerry and Pat orally pleasuring Osama almost made milk come out my nose.
5/14/2006 9:56:18 PM
#36956
mad dog
come out your nose? I heard that you can come from certain orifices, but, your NOSE?!
5/16/2006 3:31:51 PM
#37030
Anti-Goth
I think your mind is even dirtier than mine mad dog!
ROFL!
5/16/2006 8:36:22 PM
#38217
Maronan
Crosis- The idea of the Rapture began in the 19th century, or something. It wasn't in the Bible, and is a fairly recent creation.
5/21/2006 12:50:59 AM
#38226
Julian
Yeh, but an interpretation's an interpretation and Revelations (The Apocalypse of John) was written in about 95CE.
5/21/2006 2:46:37 AM
#38228
Crosis
<<< The idea of the Rapture began in the 19th century >>>
True, but Jesus told his followers (if the Bible can be believed) that he would return in their lifetimes ... so the Rapture itself may not have been predicted for that long, but the end of the world certainly has.
5/21/2006 3:23:41 AM
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