GOD IS 100% REAL AND IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE ARGUING WITH THOSE OF YOU WHO THONK OTHERWISE.
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> What would it be like if God were 50% real?
Like Schrodinger's cat, God's existence is a superposition of both being alive and being dead. This is why fundies rely on faith instead of evidence: if anyone were to discover God, the waveform would collapse into one of the two states. And you would NOT want to deal with the fundies should the waveform collapse the wrong way.
I thought "THONK" was the sound made when an atheist ran into this person's wall of ignorance.
No, it doesn't make sense to argue with the rest of us - because you have no evidence, and you would therefore lose by default.
Oh, and Kyle: best Schrodinger's Cat joke I've seen in a while. (The best one ever would have to be this User Friendly cartoon .)
Whatever happened to typing into MS Word and running spell check before posting online? The kids these days. sigh
Some people haven't got MS Word. I'm one of them, but I've got dictionary.com!
Hey mandy, if it doesn't make any sense, then please stop trying.
Really, give it up. You are out of your league.
@whitewater55
The warped Cartesian award?
I thonk therefore I am (a fucktard)
I'm partial to the 'I Thonk Therefore I Am Award' myself.
I WILL NOT LET THIS THREAD DIE!
I'll thonk about it?
Go up to your room and thonk about what you did?
Thonk you very much?
I'm gonna thonk your ass?
We're gonna-THONK-TILL-THE-BREAK-OF-DAWN!
Thonkity thonkity thonk, the mouse ran up the clock?
I just took a thonk?
The wheels on the bus go thonk thonk thonk?
It'll be a thonking good time?
Actually, Michael Manring's "Thonk" is a pretty good album. I think there's a Swedish prog band by the name as well.
Yeah, off-topic, but it's what popped into my head while re-reading this. :)
Um, sorry, but "god" whatever that may be does not exist. Anyone who thinks otherwise has in fact believed something false. The word is spelled, "think" by the way. I guess it is true that IQ and religiousity have a negative correlation.
Those of us who can spell, and can tell fiction and myths from reality. Yeah, we are bothersome, aren't we?
(By the way, your arguments receive more respect if you DON'T SHOUT them. Someome who don't just think he's right, but is confident of the evidence and arguments for his standpoint, he can wisper, and still get through to others.)
"GOD IS 100% REAL AND IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE ARGUING WITH THOSE OF YOU WHO THONK OTHERWISE."
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...oh, and a question if I may, mandella:
What's a 'Thonk'?
-EDIT-
@Sinister Minister
"Just a bunch of thonking minkeys we are!"
Ah, I see. 'Good Moaning. Are you aloon?'
[/'Allo Allo!] OR:
'Deu yeuh hev eh lehsaunce feur zhat minkey?'
[/Inspecteur Clouseau]
Oh, great, now that I've actually encountered this one, I won't be able to stop thonking about it.
I wonder if mandella died of thonking too hard in the last 5 years?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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