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GOD IS 100% REAL AND IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE ARGUING WITH THOSE OF YOU WHO THONK OTHERWISE.

mandella, Myspace 75 Comments [5/13/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Luffy

I'm sold.

5/13/2006 3:29:52 AM

shell

Whatever happened to typing into MS Word and running spell check before posting online? The kids these days. sigh

5/13/2006 3:32:07 AM

Ragutis

Do you yell at your imaginary sky daddy too?

5/13/2006 3:36:26 AM

Alex W.

Apparently this person doesn't 'thonk' much.

5/13/2006 3:37:18 AM

Gadren

Why do people use percentages in this context? What would it be like if God were 50% real?

5/13/2006 3:42:12 AM

whitewater55

The warped Cartesian award?
I thonk therefore I am (a fucktard)

5/13/2006 3:44:29 AM

mad dog

You can 'thonk' all you want. I will do some thinking.

5/13/2006 3:52:34 AM

Napoleon the Clown

Yet another reason I refuse to get a Myspace account.

5/13/2006 3:59:46 AM

Mike

You're right. It doesn't make a lot of sense to argue this.

5/13/2006 4:02:12 AM

CousinTed

Can we give this man some kind of award based on the word 'Thonk'? Like \"The modern thonking man award\"?

5/13/2006 4:04:48 AM

Papabear

Luffy -- I'm sold too. I thonk it was the capitalization that won me over. Everything is more true in capitals.

5/13/2006 4:10:13 AM

Hadanelith

THONK!!

5/13/2006 4:22:11 AM

Kyle

> What would it be like if God were 50% real?

Like Schrodinger's cat, God's existence is a superposition of both being alive and being dead. This is why fundies rely on faith instead of evidence: if anyone were to discover God, the waveform would collapse into one of the two states. And you would NOT want to deal with the fundies should the waveform collapse the wrong way.

5/13/2006 4:30:47 AM

Bob_Zimmerman

God = (int)God;

There! Now God is 100% integer!

5/13/2006 4:52:48 AM

Crosis

I thought \"THONK\" was the sound made when an atheist ran into this person's wall of ignorance.

No, it doesn't make sense to argue with the rest of us - because you have no evidence, and you would therefore lose by default.

Oh, and Kyle: best Schrodinger's Cat joke I've seen in a while. (The best one ever would have to be this User Friendly cartoon.)

5/13/2006 4:53:22 AM

JadedRevenge

100%
Well, then he must be true.

5/13/2006 5:39:50 AM

Aesmael

Thonk is the sound my head makes when it hits the desk.

5/13/2006 5:44:06 AM

Julian

\"I Thonk, therefore I'm dumb\" - Runny Dustcart!

5/13/2006 5:49:19 AM

NotMe

Whatever happened to typing into MS Word and running spell check before posting online? The kids these days. sigh


Some people haven't got MS Word. I'm one of them, but I've got dictionary.com!

5/13/2006 6:28:45 AM

Jacob Syne

I thonk this guy is a disgrace to Mandela.

5/13/2006 7:07:41 AM

Ashe

Thnk otherwise XDD

5/13/2006 9:23:23 AM

JadedRevenge

I feel like going on myspace and arguing that god is 87.5% true.

5/13/2006 9:35:00 AM

Broken Egg

Well, of course you can't argue with us. We use logic, not circular reasoning.

5/13/2006 12:59:03 PM

RDW

Ironically, we feel the same way about you, except we know you're not worth the effort.

5/13/2006 2:35:31 PM

McCulloch

Hey mandy, if it doesn't make any sense, then please stop trying.
Really, give it up. You are out of your league.

5/13/2006 3:59:57 PM
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