ICR is now offering an online Master's degree program with courses in "<a href="http://www.icr.edu/se/index.html " target="_blank">Advanced Studies in Creationism.</a>"
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Wow, only 33 semester hours to get your Masters in Creationism.
Compared to, say, 60 - 100 hours to get your Associates in Computer Science at real colleges.
Yahweh - To be fair, it says "Thirty-three (33) semester hours of work beyond the bachelor's degree are required for the M.S. degree." So take the number of hours required for a normal baccalaureate degree, then add 33 to it and this is how many hours you need to get this "degree".
I must admit, a 5,000 word "research paper" is extremely weak. I had to write a strategic corporate security policy and generate some other materials for one of my second-year courses. All told, the total came out to more than 8,600 words and plenty of diagrams over the span of 40 pages.
Though for a joke degree, I would expect a joke "research paper" requirement.
Question #2
Why do the stars indicate that they are millions and billions of light years away when we know the universe is only 6000 years old? (choose all that apply)
1. There’s a world wide conspiracy of scientists lying to us
2. The stars are actually within our solar system, and there’s a world wide conspiracy of astronomers lying to us.
3. God created the universe with the light already on its way (to test our faith)
4. The devil is testing our faith
Well, I bet employers everywhere will be falling all over themselves to hire people with MS degrees from ICR. Oh, wait, they're falling all over because they are laughing too hard to stand.
Can you say "diploma mill"?
<<< I must admit, a 5,000 word "research paper" is extremely weak. >>>
No shit. I did that much in high school (not on the topic of creationism, of course).
Here's my thesis paper:
God created the world in six days because the Bible says so. Evolutionists are lying because the Bible says that they are wrong. Life seems to evolve because God does it. God really does it. God made the universe. God did it. The Bible is true because it says so. God created the world in six days because the Bible says so. Evolutionists are lying because the Bible says that they are wrong. Life seems to evolve because God does it. God really does it. God made the universe. God did it. The Bible is true because it says so. God created the world in six days because the Bible says so. Evolutionists are lying because the Bible says that they are wrong. Life seems to evolve because God does it. God really does it. God made the universe. God did it. The Bible is true because it says so. God created the world in six days because the Bible says so. Evolutionists are lying because the Bible says that they are wrong. Life seems to evolve because God does it. God really does it. God made the universe. God did it. The Bible is true because it says so. God created the world in six days because the Bible says so. Evolutionists are lying because the Bible says that they are wrong. Life seems to evolve because God does it. God really does it. God made the universe. God did it. The Bible is true because it says so. God created the world in six days because the Bible says so. Evolutionists are lying because the Bible says that they are wrong. Life seems to evolve because God does it. God really does it. God made the universe. God did it. The Bible is true because it says so. God created the world in six days because the Bible says so. Evolutionists are lying because the Bible says that they are wrong. Life seems to evolve because God does it. God really does it. God made the universe. God did it. The Bible is true because it says so. God created the world in six days because the Bible says so. Evolutionists are lying because the Bible says that they are wrong. Life seems to evolve because God does it. God really does it. God made the universe. God did it. The Bible is true because it says so. God created the world in six days because the Bible says so. Evolutionists are lying because the Bible says that they are wrong. Life seems to evolve because God does it. God really does it. God made the universe. God did it. The Bible is true because it says so. God created the world in six days because the Bible says so. Evolutionists are lying because the Bible says that they are wrong. Life seems to evolve because God does it. God really does it. God made the universe. God did it. The Bible is true because it says so. God created the world in six days because the Bible says so. Evolutionists are lying because the Bible says that they are wrong. Life seems to evolve because God does it. God really does it. God made the universe. God did it. The Bible is true because it says so. God created the world in six days because the Bible says so. Evolutionists are lying because the Bible says that they are wrong. Life seems to evolve because God does it. God really does it. God made the universe. God did it. The Bible is true because it says so. God created the world in six days because the Bible says so. Evolutionists are lying because the Bible says that they are wrong. Life seems to evolve because God does it. God really does it. God made the universe. God did it. The Bible is true because it says so. God created the world in six days because the Bible says so. Evolutionists are lying because the Bible says that they are wrong. Life seems to evolve because God does it. God really does it. God made the universe. God did it. The Bible is true because it says so. God created the world in six days because the Bible says so. Evolutionists are lying because the Bible says that they are wrong. Life seems to evolve because God does it. God really does it. God made the universe. God did it. The Bible is true because it says so. God created the world in six days because the Bible says so. Evolutionists are lying because the Bible says that they are wrong. Life seems to evolve because God does it. God really does it. God made the universe. God did it. The Bible is true because it says so. God created the world in six days because the Bible says so. Evolutionists are lying because the Bible says that they are wrong. Life seems to evolve because God does it. God really does it. God made the universe. God did it. The Bible is true because it says so. God created the world in six days because the Bible says so. Evolutionists are lying because the Bible says that they are wrong. Life seems to evolve because God does it. God really does it. God made the universe. God did it. The Bible is true because it says so. God created the world in six days because the Bible says so. Evolutionists are lying because the Bible says that they are wrong. Life seems to evolve because God does it. God really does it. God made the universe. God did it. The Bible is true because it says so. God created the world in six days because the Bible says so. Evolutionists are lying because the Bible says that they are wrong. Life seems to evolve because God does it. God really does it. God made the universe. God did it. The Bible is true because it says so. God created the world in six days because the Bible says so. Evolutionists are lying because the Bible says that they are wrong. Life seems to evolve because God does it. God really does it. God made the universe. God did it. The Bible is true because it says so. God created the world in six days because the Bible says so. Evolutionists are lying because the Bible says that they are wrong. Life seems to evolve because God does it. God really does it. God made the universe. God did it. The Bible is true because it says so. God created the world in six days because the Bible says so. Evolutionists are lying because the Bible says that they are wrong. Life seems to evolve because God does it. God really does it. God made the universe. God did it. The Bible is true because it says so. God created the world in six days because the Bible says so. Evolutionists are lying because the Bible says that they are wrong. Life seems to evolve because God does it. God really does it. God made the universe. God did it. The Bible is true because it says so. God created the world in six days because the Bible says so. Evolutionists are lying because the Bible says that they are wrong. Life seems to evolve because God does it. God really does it. God made the universe. God did it. The Bible is true because it says so. God created the world in six days because the Bible says so. Evolutionists are lying because the Bible says that they are wrong. Life seems to evolve because God does it. God really does it. God made the universe. God did it. The Bible is true because it says so. God created the world in six days because the Bible says so. Evolutionists are lying because the Bible says that they are wrong. Life seems to evolve because God does it. God really does it. God made the universe. God did it. The Bible is true because it says so. God created the world in six days because the Bible says so. Evolutionists are lying because the Bible says that they are wrong. Life seems to evolve because God does it. God really does it. God made the universe. God did it. The Bible is true because it says so. God created the world in six days because the Bible says so. Evolutionists are lying because the Bible says that they are wrong. Life seems to evolve because God does it. God really does it. God made the universe. God did it. The Bible is true because it says so. God created the world in six days because the Bible says so. Evolutionists are lying because the Bible says that they are wrong. Life seems to evolve because God does it. God really does it. God made the universe. God did it. The Bible is true because it says so. God created the world in six days because the Bible says so. Evolutionists are lying because the Bible says that they are wrong. Life seems to evolve because God does it. God really does it. God made the universe. God did it. The Bible is true because it says so. God created the world in six days because the Bible says so. Evolutionists are lying because the Bible says that they are wrong. Life seems to evolve because God does it. God really does it. God made the universe. God did it. The Bible is true because it says so. God created the world in six days because the Bible says so. Evolutionists are lying because the Bible says that they are wrong. Life seems to evolve because God does it. God really does it. God made the universe. God did it. The Bible is true because it says so. God created the world in six days because the Bible says so. Evolutionists are lying because the Bible says that they are wrong. Life seems to evolve because God does it. God really does it. God made the universe. God did it. The Bible is true because it says so. God created the world in six days because the Bible says so. Evolutionists are lying because the Bible says that they are wrong. Life seems to evolve because God does it. God really does it. God made the universe. God did it. The Bible is true because it says so. God created the world in six days because the Bible says so. Evolutionists are lying because the Bible says that they are wrong. Life seems to evolve because God does it. God really does it. God made the universe. God did it. The Bible is true because it says so. God created the world in six days because the Bible says so. Evolutionists are lying because the Bible says that they are wrong. Life seems to evolve because God does it. God really does it. God made the universe. God did it. The Bible is true because it says so. God created the world in six days because the Bible says so. Evolutionists are lying because the Bible says that they are wrong. Life seems to evolve because God does it. God really does it. God made the universe. God did it. The Bible is true because it says so. God created the world in six days because the Bible says so. Evolutionists are lying because the Bible says that they are wrong. Life seems to evolve because God does it. God really does it. God made the universe. God did it. The Bible is true because it says so. God created the world in six days because the Bible says so. Evolutionists are lying because the Bible says that they are wrong. Life seems to evolve because God does it. God really does it. God made the universe. God did it. The Bible is true because it says so. God created the world in six days because the Bible says so. Evolutionists are lying because the Bible says that they are wrong. Life seems to evolve because God does it. God really does it. God made the universe. God did it. The Bible is true because it says so. God created the world in six days because the Bible says so. 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Evolutionists are lying because the Bible says that they are wrong. Life seems to evolve because God does it. God really does it. God made the universe. God did it. The Bible is true because it says so. God created the world in six days because the Bible says so. Evolutionists are lying because the Bible says that they are wrong. Life seems to evolve because God does it. God really does it. God made the universe. God did it. The Bible is true because it says so. God created the world in six days because the Bible says so. Evolutionists are lying because the Bible says that they are wrong. Life seems to evolve because God does it. God really does it. God made the universe. God did it. The Bible is true because it says so. God created the world in six days because the Bible says so. Evolutionists are lying because the Bible says that they are wrong. Life seems to evolve because God does it. God really does it. God made the universe. God did it. The Bible is true because it says so. God created the world in six days because the Bible says so. Evolutionists are lying because the Bible says that they are wrong. Life seems to evolve because God does it. God really does it. God made the universe. God did it. The Bible is true because it says so. God created the world in six days because the Bible says so. Evolutionists are lying because the Bible says that they are wrong. Life seems to evolve because God does it. God really does it. God made the universe. God did it. The Bible is true because it says so. God created the world in six days because the Bible says so. Evolutionists are lying because the Bible says that they are wrong. Life seems to evolve because God does it. God really does it. God made the universe. God did it. The Bible is true because it says so. God created the world in six days because the Bible says so. Evolutionists are lying because the Bible says that they are wrong. Life seems to evolve because God does it. God really does it. God made the universe. God did it. The Bible is true because it says so. God created the world in six days because the Bible says so. Evolutionists are lying because the Bible says that they are wrong. Life seems to evolve because God does it. God really does it. God made the universe. God did it. The Bible is true because it says so. God created the world in six days because the Bible says so. Evolutionists are lying because the Bible says that they are wrong. Life seems to evolve because God does it. God really does it. God made the universe. God did it. The Bible is true because it says so. God created the world in six days because the Bible says so. Evolutionists are lying because the Bible says that they are wrong. Life seems to evolve because God does it. God really does it. God made the universe. God did it. The Bible is true because it says so. God created the world in six days because the Bible says so. Evolutionists are lying because the Bible says that they are wrong. Life seems to evolve because God does it. God really does it. God made the universe. God did it. The Bible is true because it says so. God created the world in six days because the Bible says so. Evolutionists are lying because the Bible says that they are wrong. Life seems to evolve because God does it. God really does it. God made the universe. God did it. The Bible is true because it says so. God created the world in six days because the Bible says so. Evolutionists are lying because the Bible says that they are wrong. Life seems to evolve because God does it. God really does it. God made the universe. God did it. The Bible is true because it says so. God created the world in six days because the Bible says so. Evolutionists are lying because the Bible says that they are wrong. Life seems to evolve because God does it. God really does it. God made the universe. God did it. The Bible is true because it says so. God created the world in six days because the Bible says so. Evolutionists are lying because the Bible says that they are wrong. Life seems to evolve because God does it. God really does it. God made the universe. God did it. The Bible is true because it says so. God created the world in six days because the Bible says so. Evolutionists are lying because the Bible says that they are wrong. Life seems to evolve because God does it. God really does it. God made the universe. God did it. The Bible is true because it says so. God created the world in six days because the Bible says so. Evolutionists are lying because the Bible says that they are wrong. Life seems to evolve because God does it. God really does it. God made the universe. God did it. The Bible is true because it says so. God created the world in six days because the Bible says so. Evolutionists are lying because the Bible says that they are wrong. Life seems to evolve because God does it. God really does it. God made the universe. God did it. The Bible is true because it says so. God created the world in six days because the Bible says so. Evolutionists are lying because the Bible says that they are wrong. Life seems to evolve because God does it. God really does it. God made the universe. God did it. The Bible is true because it says so. God created the world in six days because the Bible says so. Evolutionists are lying because the Bible says that they are wrong. Life seems to evolve because God does it. God really does it. God made the universe. God did it. The Bible is true because it says so. God created the world in six days because the Bible says so. Evolutionists are lying because the Bible says that they are wrong. Life seems to evolve because God does it. God really does it. God made the universe. God did it. The Bible is true because it says so. God created the world in six days because the Bible says so. Evolutionists are lying because the Bible says that they are wrong. Life seems to evolve because God does it. God really does it. God made the universe. God did it. The Bible is true because it says so. God created the world in six days because the Bible says so. Evolutionists are lying because the Bible says that they are wrong. Life seems to evolve because God does it. God really does it. God made the universe. God did it. The Bible is true because it says so. God created the world in six days because the Bible says so. Evolutionists are lying because the Bible says that they are wrong. Life seems to evolve because God does it. God really does it. God made the universe. God did it. The Bible is true because it says so. God created the world in six days because the Bible says so. Evolutionists are lying because the Bible says that they are wrong. Life seems to evolve because God does it. God really does it. God made the universe. God did it. The Bible is true because it says so. God created the world in six days because the Bible says so. Evolutionists are lying because the Bible says that they are wrong. Life seems to evolve because God does it. God really does it. God made the universe. God did it. The Bible is true because it says so. God created the world in six days because the Bible says so. Evolutionists are lying because the Bible says that they are wrong. Life seems to evolve because God does it. God really does it. God made the universe. God did it. The Bible is true because it says so. God created the world in six days because the Bible says so. Evolutionists are lying because the Bible says that they are wrong. Life seems to evolve because God does it. God really does it. God made the universe. God did it. The Bible is true because it says so.
There! It's exactly 5,000 words! I expect my degree to arrive any day now.
Side note: My original passage was 42 words. It would have been nice to leave it at 42, since 42 is the Ultimate Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything, but decided to up it to 50, just so it would go evenly into 5,000.
@Blurb
You guys are missing the point. The best part about this class is you can open any hotel drawer and get the textbook for free!
Last I stayed at the hotel, there weren't any Bibles around I could steal. I feel cheated. :(
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