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Evolution had its time as a reasonable theory, but science has advanced to the point where it ought to be totally discredited. The only reason scientists as a whole refuse to submit to the evidence is the realization that the only viable alternative is special creation. That's a pill some will never swallow.

Keith, Myspace 31 Comments [5/13/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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#36048

Napoleon the Clown

Sources?

Oh, right, another \"expert\" from Myspace. Sooo, are you gonna slash your wrists after this discovery?

--Myspace, home of whiny, angsty, little bitch teenagers who go off about how they'll off themselves.

5/13/2006 5:54:12 AM

#36057

NotMe

it ought to be totally discredited

Take your best shot I'd say. if you manage to realy disproof evolution you'll be set for life and remembered for eternity.

5/13/2006 6:23:45 AM

#36059

Oolon Coluphid

Even if every aspect of evolution were discredited (and that is a universe-sized if), WTF makes you think creationism is the only other explanation?

5/13/2006 6:26:28 AM

#36071

Jacob Syne

Yeah. Even if ID had any chance to be true, ALL my money would be on the designer-aliens, not on Yhwh.

5/13/2006 7:11:20 AM

#36074

Aesmael

I would be more surprised by evolution being falsified than if Yeshua really was the way to salvation.

5/13/2006 7:41:31 AM

#36101

Ice

How come that science is this wonderful thing that is doing its job in depicting the world, describing how we are here, what is going on, defining its laws, etc etc etc... but the moment we start talking about evolution, science is neither of these things?

5/13/2006 11:08:33 AM

#36107

Pike

I would like to know where they get the idea that science has disproved evolution. They seem to be passing this rumor amongst themselves, and then convince themselves that it's a widely known and accepted fact...

5/13/2006 12:18:53 PM

#36109

Trovore

The only reason scientists as a whole refuse to submit to the evidence is the realization that the only viable alternative is special creation. That's a pill some will never swallow.

Well then good news...its a suppository.

5/13/2006 12:33:10 PM

#36119

Prager

Dear Keith,
What scientific journals have you been reading? I must have missed all of the articles about the refutation of evolution. And since when did fantasy myth become a substitute for research?

5/13/2006 1:56:07 PM

#36122

mad dog

Originally posted by Jacob Syne

Yeah. Even if ID had any chance to be true, ALL my money would be on the designer-aliens, not on Yhwh.

Then who made the designer aliens?

5/13/2006 2:08:43 PM

#36134

Papabear

\"Evolution had its time as a reasonable theory, but science has advanced to the point where it ought to be totally discredited.\"

No, but if you substitute \"creationism\" for \"evolution\" your sentence reads true.

\"The only reason scientists as a whole refuse to submit to the evidence\"

We do not \"submit\" to evidence. We weigh evidence and throw out evidence that turns out to be untrue, like Genesis.

\"is the realization that the only viable alternative is special creation.\"

This must be some new Fundie definition of the word \"viable.\"

\"That's a pill some will never swallow.\"

Because creationism is crap. Swallowing crap is a bad idea.

5/13/2006 2:50:27 PM

#36141

Bobo

Wow'. I'm drunk and stoned, and I'm still not as stupid as this.

5/13/2006 3:28:50 PM

#36142

Napoleon the Clown

Originally posted by mad dog

Then who made the designer aliens?

Calvin Klein?

5/13/2006 3:48:15 PM

#36150

Jacob Syne

Yeah, Calvin Klein. Or maybe Aliens From the Future. We're talking wacky science fiction stuff here, as soon as we consider the possibility of evolution being somehow incorrect.

5/13/2006 4:14:21 PM

#36153

The Meromorph

No, all it takes is a little cool-ade.

5/13/2006 4:34:05 PM

#36154

mad dog

Originally posted by Napoleon the Clown

Originally posted by mad dog

Then who made the designer aliens?

Calvin Klein?

Then who made Calvin Klein?

5/13/2006 4:39:02 PM

#36172

Gerard

Does Calvin klein?

5/13/2006 6:40:41 PM

#36175

Napoleon the Clown

Originally posted by mad dog

Then who made Calvin Klein?

Well, he made a pair of time travel jeans, wen't back in time, designed the aliens, jumped to just before he came up with the design, gave it to himself with detailed instructions, and then went back to his time line. So, really, his parents did. As a result of the Desogner AliensTM

5/13/2006 7:04:29 PM

#36196

NonHomogenized

\"Evolution had its time as a reasonable theory, but science has advanced to the point where it ought to be totally discredited.\"

Ought to be. IOW, you don't like evolution, so you think that it SHOULD be wrong. You whiny little cocksucker.

\"The only reason scientists as a whole refuse to submit to the evidence is the realization that the only viable alternative is special creation.\"

No, scientists follow the evidence. You, on the other hand, are clearly too stupid to even identify the evidence, much less figure out what the evidence indicates.

5/13/2006 9:44:59 PM

#36249

Will.

No, fuck you.

Here's the scenario where evolution has been totally disproven. We would find some mechanism to make speciation impossible, and really prove that species can't change. The new theory WOULD NOT be \"special creation\" since that would be religious and outside of science.

5/13/2006 11:54:14 PM

#36398

Siral

Why do humans keep thinking they're designed? You aren't. I was designed, but it was in a Renscellen bio-lab, not by a god. The Renscellens, however, were evolved.

(Actually, the Renscellens were not evolved; they were created by a designer human who keeps coming up with characters and species he can never publish, partly because they're no good, and partly because he never writes them down. He sometimes posts under the name of one of his other characters, Maronan, but I don't know Maronan very well. He's from a completely different canon.) (My creator author is also into fourth-wall violations.)

5/14/2006 12:14:29 PM

#36400

Said Creator Author

I really should stop broadcasting my woes and/or semi-made up problems. This whole thing is

5/14/2006 12:20:36 PM

#36554

Mysteriously Anonymous Guy

Even if humans were created by aliens, with most Creationist 'proofs' amounting to \"We Don't have evidence of blank-to-blank\", what's to prevent the aliens from having evolved naturally?

But, of course, that requires an IQ above 10 :)

5/15/2006 2:16:18 AM

#36689

mad dog

Originally posted by Napoleon the Clown

Originally posted by mad dog

Originally posted by Napoleon the Clown

Originally posted by mad dog

Originally posted by Jacob Syne

Yeah. Even if ID had any chance to be true, ALL my money would be on the designer-aliens, not on Yhwh.

Then who made the designer aliens?

Calvin Klein?

Then who made Calvin Klein?

So if I traveled back in time to when Calvin Klein traveled back in time, before he made the designer aliens, and killed Calvin Klein with a sniper rifle, could I then wipe out all of existence?

5/15/2006 7:03:20 PM

#36702

Napoleon the Clown

Paradox, sorry. I think the gun would jam in a horrible fashion, causing it to explode and kill you.

5/15/2006 8:40:13 PM

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