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i cant beleave it!!!!!!! ok so i was at the computer and me and my friend are exchaning songs and what we think they ment......right?....ok so i get this song i have noooo clue on what i thought it meant.....so i tried over and over again and everything i tyepd when i read back didnt make seence at all.....so i was setting her like pshhh.......the i thought why not ask God hes always here for me right? threw tough and thin.....so im sitten here praying realy realy hard......and nothing was comming so i go outside and try to clear my head.....and the sun came out and a wind picked up and it felt like he was holding me so i desided to praise God for my confusion...and i asked God for cleation of mind and that he would speak threw me so i sat down and started typing after i was finished i didnt realy even remember that i typed all that........im lost in amazment.......its soo amazing i feel so intergized for some reason! this is so awsame!!! My God is so awsame!!!i love him sooo much!!!

Suzanna (IM ON FIRE FOR CHRIST!!!!), MySpace 69 Comments [5/13/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Napoleon the Clown

Learn to spell douche. And gain reading comprehension. And please, do not breed.

5/13/2006 5:55:27 AM

Amos

Intergized? Not only whole, but also negative?

5/13/2006 6:13:02 AM

NotMe

Exchanging songs? How do you need gods help to listen to a song? And I really, really hope that English isn't your first language. And i hope that if English is your first language, that you are not older than 10.

5/13/2006 6:22:32 AM

Oolon Coluphid

Originally posted by An obvious fan of self-immolation

everything i tyepd when i read back didnt make seence at all


No way! I find that very hard to believe.

5/13/2006 6:34:30 AM

ssdexecutor

Originally posted by Suzanna (IM ON FIRE FOR CHRSIT!!!!)

i desided to praise God for my confusion

Nothing more needs to be said.

5/13/2006 7:50:44 AM

Aesmael

Pretty little bird twittering away in its cage.

5/13/2006 7:54:59 AM

godling

Yeah, but the really amazing thing is that God thinks The Backstreetboys are \"awsame!!!\" too.

5/13/2006 8:16:28 AM

Babbleon

Apparently \"cleation\" means \"insertion of nonsense.\"

5/13/2006 8:54:19 AM

JadedRevenge

Trading songs?
isn't there some type of 'Thou shalt not steal' thing? Or do christians only abide by rulse that they feel like.

5/13/2006 9:32:33 AM

Jeremy PC

God loves illiterate morons?

5/13/2006 10:03:03 AM

Ice

Whaaaaaat?!

5/13/2006 11:10:10 AM

xMinionX

Wow, how ermazing! (See, I can make words too)

5/13/2006 12:01:02 PM

g-21-lto

Too bad the WTF??? Award is already taken -- although this post is a little too coherent to be a true contender.

5/13/2006 12:39:21 PM

nekhbet

Shame on you...... You're seventeen..... I thought you were twelve..... yr uh retard.........ifiggred it out when i cleated my mind..........

5/13/2006 12:40:18 PM

Hadanelith

Can I set you on fire for real?

5/13/2006 12:54:32 PM

JustinGG

Apparently fundamentalism isn't just trying to destroy science, but english and grammar too.

5/13/2006 12:57:17 PM

Dollfucker

[fstdt] Suzanna (IM ON FIRE FOR CHRIST!!!!)[/fstdt]

Suzanna really wants to fuck Jesus.

5/13/2006 1:22:41 PM

JR Muse

This one is definitely a troll, folks.

5/13/2006 1:41:45 PM

Papabear

Jeez! Worst spelling I've seen here in weeks and not much thinking involved either.


Suzanna - That \"on fire for Christ\" thing might just be a yeast infection. Get it checked out.

5/13/2006 2:58:15 PM

dykitty

Can your god please teach you how to spell?

5/13/2006 3:14:05 PM

Dan

It's funny that she doesn't say whether the stuff she typed after praying made any more \"seence\" than what she'd typed before....

5/13/2006 4:15:40 PM

Anti-Goth

Off Their Ritalin for Christ Award, anyone?

5/13/2006 5:01:49 PM

Alex W.

OH GOD!! I'M ON FIRE!!!!

5/13/2006 5:31:33 PM

Nowhere Man

One can only wish Suzanna was literally on fire.

5/13/2006 5:49:57 PM

Nowhere Man

Heh. Random observation: the infamous \"Justin Shanahan (I LOVE TECHNO, TRANCE, RAVE..etc)\" is on her \"Friends\" list.

5/13/2006 5:55:22 PM
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