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My point your sceince book is like the Bible only more faulty.

and Maby there is no such thing as gravity but a downward compression of Air, that feels like falling, you dont know.

..,,/Jesus_Freak86..,,/, Myspace 49 Comments [5/13/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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shell

But I do know. I took a class.

5/13/2006 10:24:51 PM

mad dog

Its funny how things also tend to fall when close enough to the Moon, Mars, or any other planet, despite having no air.

5/13/2006 10:27:10 PM

Nick

And maybe gravity is caused by angels pushing things down. After all, if they're invisible how do you know they're NOT there?

5/13/2006 10:40:52 PM

Talisman

\"My point your sceince book is like the Bible only more faulty.

You misspelled factual.

\"and Maby there is no such thing as gravity but a downward compression of Air, that feels like falling, you dont know.\"

What are you, a moron?

5/13/2006 10:43:47 PM

Napoleon the Clown

No, sorry. See, atmospheric pressure is has been measured. They define it as somewere around 1000 millibars. And it pushes in all directions... And gravity has been observed where there is no atmosphere.

And you really aren't in a postion to try teaching anything. Your communication skills as a whole are... lacking.

5/13/2006 10:47:37 PM

Mike

So the Bible is a little bit faulty?

5/13/2006 11:18:19 PM

Gerard

Funny, I thought the phrase \"Christians don't believe in gravity\" was a joke.

5/13/2006 11:54:33 PM

Julian

Gosh, I always thought gravity is stronger at the poles because the earth is not exactly spherical, but no I find it's because there's a hole in the Ozone layer!

Hoo Wooda thunk it!

5/14/2006 12:00:19 AM

Julian

Gravity is a myth - this place sucks!

5/14/2006 12:00:51 AM

Julian

If I didn't realise exactly how gullible and retarded these people are, I suggest that gravity is merely people in hell pulling objects and other people towards them. The stronger their pull, the heavier you are. If you are without sin, you can ascend to heaven like Jesus and Elijah did. I would then suggest they try to fly - but that last bit could get me in a lot of trouble!

5/14/2006 12:03:43 AM

Julian

Psssst - the lack of the word \"Goddidit\" isn't actually a fault, it's one of it's biggest strengths!

5/14/2006 12:06:13 AM

Nightson

Wow... They've finally some to the point of admitting they don't think graviy is real.

5/14/2006 12:17:40 AM

Papabear

\"Maby\" you're an idiot, you don't know. You're too stupid to know.


Unless it comes from Dr. Dino, I can't imagine a science book more faulty than the bible.


Will this be the next target for the bible-thumpers? Attacking gravity? What is it then, \"intelligent falling?\"

5/14/2006 12:29:18 AM

Crosis

<<< My point your sceince book is like the Bible only more faulty. >>>

The two are nothing alike. The Bible contains a bunch of anecdotes that are unverifiable. A science book contains explanations of how things work that can be repeated and demonstrated.

<<< Maby there is no such thing as gravity but a downward compression of Air, that feels like falling, you dont know. >>>

Yes, we do know. Because it happens elsewhere, and other effects are observed that are perfectly explained by gravity but cannot be explained by \"downward compression of air\".

5/14/2006 12:40:03 AM

NotMe

and Maby there is no such thing as gravity but a downward compression of Air, that feels like falling,


And why is it that things appear to be lighter in water? The added water pressure should make them heavier.

5/14/2006 1:14:14 AM

David D.G.

Another contender for the \"Fundie Science Expert\" Award. This one is more simplistic than most, but by attacking a theory as basic as gravity, what it lacks in complexity it makes up for in sheer mind-numbing idiocy.


~David D.G.

5/14/2006 1:31:17 AM

Julian

According to this theory, you should fall faster with a parachute and a greater surface area than without one!

* Fundy skydiving 101 *

A basketball should be heavier than a bowling ball.

5/14/2006 1:53:35 AM

Hadanelith

Another vote for intellegent falling. How many more before someone actually attempts to publish this nonsense?

5/14/2006 2:36:44 AM

JadedRevenge

So it onlt feels like falling, maybe you should jump off a cliff and find out.

5/14/2006 2:53:30 AM

Jeremy PC

Must be homeschooled, or just retarded.

5/14/2006 6:24:47 AM

Aesmael

Shit, what's keeping the Moon up? *cowers*

5/14/2006 7:47:39 AM

Luffy

Intelligent falling.

5/14/2006 7:53:27 AM

Ace of Sevens

So what's pushign the air downward? I'm thinking this was sarcasm, though. At least, I hope so.

5/14/2006 9:19:43 AM

DC

... Which is why the fundamental effects of gravity are in effect in OUTER FUCKIN' SPACE, which is a VACUUM OF NOTHINGNESS!

5/14/2006 9:35:20 AM

NotMe

@DC: Technically outer space isn't a real vacuum. Just really, really close to one.

5/14/2006 12:40:33 PM
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