My point your sceince book is like the Bible only more faulty.
and Maby there is no such thing as gravity but a downward compression of Air, that feels like falling, you dont know.
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Its funny how things also tend to fall when close enough to the Moon, Mars, or any other planet, despite having no air.
"My point your sceince book is like the Bible only more faulty.
You misspelled factual .
"and Maby there is no such thing as gravity but a downward compression of Air, that feels like falling, you dont know."
What are you, a moron?
No, sorry. See, atmospheric pressure is has been measured. They define it as somewere around 1000 millibars. And it pushes in all directions... And gravity has been observed where there is no atmosphere.
And you really aren't in a postion to try teaching anything. Your communication skills as a whole are... lacking.
If I didn't realise exactly how gullible and retarded these people are, I suggest that gravity is merely people in hell pulling objects and other people towards them. The stronger their pull, the heavier you are. If you are without sin, you can ascend to heaven like Jesus and Elijah did. I would then suggest they try to fly - but that last bit could get me in a lot of trouble!
"Maby" you're an idiot, you don't know. You're too stupid to know.
Unless it comes from Dr. Dino, I can't imagine a science book more faulty than the bible.
Will this be the next target for the bible-thumpers? Attacking gravity? What is it then, "intelligent falling?"
<<< My point your sceince book is like the Bible only more faulty. >>>
The two are nothing alike. The Bible contains a bunch of anecdotes that are unverifiable. A science book contains explanations of how things work that can be repeated and demonstrated.
<<< Maby there is no such thing as gravity but a downward compression of Air, that feels like falling, you dont know. >>>
Yes, we do know. Because it happens elsewhere, and other effects are observed that are perfectly explained by gravity but cannot be explained by "downward compression of air".
and Maby there is no such thing as gravity but a downward compression of Air, that feels like falling,
And why is it that things appear to be lighter in water? The added water pressure should make them heavier.
Another contender for the "Fundie Science Expert" Award. This one is more simplistic than most, but by attacking a theory as basic as gravity, what it lacks in complexity it makes up for in sheer mind-numbing idiocy.
~David D.G.
This should really get an "Intelligent Falling" Award. Of course, if they say gravity is wrong, what can we do to parody them? They will reach Critical Nonsense, the point at which their position becomes its own parody.
Of course, a sheet of paper falls at a slower speed than a brick when inside the Earth's atmosphere. Obviously, there must be another intelligence counteracting the intelligent falling, but this is a problem; we must attribute consciousness to everything, but can't have anything resisting God. I suppose we could always try paper fairies. (My physics prof. actually came up with paper fairies in the first class to demonstrate the importance of an idea being falsifiable.)
"Then I had to go to the International House of Pancakes and get my teeth around some pancakes before they reached around and tried to eat my brain !"
"Fortunately, I had a spoon in my hand. So I shoved it up my ass. You may be wondering why? To distract myself from the pain. Cause if I'm gonna hurt that much, I'm gonna do it to myself."
Those 2 Lewis Black quotes flashed through my head as I read this. Gaaaaah....
@Late_Cretaceous
Can IQ be measured as a negative number?
It shouldn't be, but these people can be surprising.
"Um, Doug?"
"Yeah Bill?"
"Come look at these test results..."
"Negative fifty?! How the fuck did he do that?!"
"He added on some questions at the end... And was wrong. By a lot."
"Did he write in 'Prayt and ask God.' for all the questions?"
"Yes."
"Must save gene pool!"
@Late_Cretaceous
Can IQ be measured as a negative number?
It can be measured in increasingly small fractions of a point. 0.5, 0.1, .0001, etc.
Stop using transistors immediately.
Seriously folks, is anybody really that stupid?
If so the gene pool seriously needs a lot of chlorine.
Gravity is just the FSM pushing down on us with His Noodly Appendages.
Teach the controversy! (Ugh, I can't believe I just typed that...)
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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