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God doesn't approve of what we do sometimes... and having sex before marriage is one... however drinking to get drunk and drugs is the biggest of them all... because that is one of the more damaging factors in our world today... He cries over this every day all over the world... i can feel it... hard to explain... but... over the past few years... i have held feelings in my soul that are not that of my own... and I have come to believe that they are His... that is why my views, beliefs, and everything are so hard to understand to most... and why i seem to care for others more then i do myself...

Timothy, Myspace 27 Comments [5/14/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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ryan

I am an atheist, but that is a recent development. I wish I could have gotten laid at eighteen, even though I was still Christian then. Seriously Timothy, have sex and repent. I swear you will be better off for it in the long run.

5/14/2006 8:50:25 AM

Jeremy PC

He cries over this every day all over the world... i can feel it... hard to explain...

That's commonly known as rain, there's a perfectly natural explanation for it, fuckwit.

.. over the past few years... i have held feelings in my soul that are not that of my own... and I have come to believe that they are His... that is why my views, beliefs, and everything are so hard to understand to most..

So the alledged creator of the universe has the same retarded views as you?


5/14/2006 10:57:24 AM

NotMe

[/quote]i hear my friends talking about getting drunk and having sex pretty much every week[/quote]

At least half of this is boasting, and it isn't the getting drunk part.

however drinking to get drunk


This is indeed a bit childish. Although it is fun to watch if you are the only one who is relatively sober.

and why i seem to care for others more then i do myself.

This has nothing to do with being a christian.

And what happened to commas and single periods?

5/14/2006 12:34:43 PM

Papabear

\"im 18...\"

I'm sorry, I can't help that.


\"still a virgin...\"

I'm really sorry, bit I can't help that either.


\"and im proud of it...\"

Yippy skippy.


\"i hear my friends talking about getting drunk and having sex pretty much every week... and though i have had my temptations... i put them down cause it never felt right...\"

OK, so what?


\"its not because of how i was raised...\"

Betcha it is.


\"i know because it felt so much deeper...\"

That may have just been indigestion.


\"God doesn't approve of what we do sometimes...\"

God? Oh, your imaginary friend. Well, I really don't care what you think he thinks.


\"and having sex before marriage is one...\"

However, if you're one of the \"stars\" of the bible, like David or Solomon, you're allowed to have hundreds of concubines.


\"however drinking to get drunk and drugs is the biggest of them all...\"

So, drunkenness is the biggest crime against your \"God?\"


\"because that is one of the more damaging factors in our world today...\"

Right. It's not murder or war or terrorism or rape or child abuse or or or...


\"He cries over this every day all over the world...\"

Well, that might explain why it's been so rainy lately, but probably not.


\"i can feel it... hard to explain... but... over the past few years... i have held feelings in my soul that are not that of my own...\"

Maybe a couple of beers would calm you down a little and help those feelings go away. Maybe the proper drugs could help you.


\"and I have come to believe that they are His...\"

If they are \"His\" feelings, why are you feeling them?


\"that is why my views, beliefs, and everything are so hard to understand to most...\"

Your \"views, beliefs and everything\" may be hard for others to understand because they are ridiculous.


\"and why i seem to care for others more then i do myself...\"

That's not so weird or hard to understand. I care more for others than I do for you.

5/14/2006 2:20:45 PM

Julian

Dear Tim.

It's called shame.

It was the way you're raised.

Get a life!

5/14/2006 2:25:31 PM

JR Muse

I disagree that this posting is deserving of ridicule. This person is making a choice that affects only himself. He's not trying to force the choice onto other people. He's incredibly naive, but he's only 18.

I say this one should be yanked. The foundation of liberalism is personal liberty, and we shouldn't make fun of someone for exercising it. Save the ridicule for those who want to force everyone in the world to be like this kid.

5/14/2006 2:40:35 PM

xMinionX

JR,

I second that. This one should be yanked for sure. His reasons are silly, but he's not hurting anyone, and he's certainly not trying to force anyone else to wear the imaginary chastity belt.

5/14/2006 3:00:37 PM

The Last Conformist

I don't give a shit about his sex life or lack thereof, but the last few lines suggests he's a troubled soul.

5/14/2006 3:09:40 PM

Puistokemisti

I agree that his sex life is his own. But that's not the point here.
He cries over this every day all over the world... i can feel it



It might not be bad idea to cut away first part of the quote though, it isn't really relevant.

5/14/2006 3:43:28 PM

Sierra

How's that?

5/14/2006 4:43:50 PM

Alex W.

I don't get it, where does it say getting wasted is such a sin?

5/14/2006 4:46:22 PM

Napoleon the Clown

Ah, another Myspace emo bitch.

5/14/2006 6:48:39 PM

dykitty

Enough...with...the...elipses...please!

5/14/2006 8:39:28 PM

CousinTed

So God is Nancy Reagan?

5/14/2006 10:12:58 PM

Julian

Jesus drank - did you just call him the world's biggest sinner?

Jesus also justified his drinking with:
\"Not that which goeth into the mouth defileth a man; that which cometh out of the mouth defileth a man.\" (Mat. 15:11)

And from (Psalm 104:15) God maketh stuff...
And wine that maketh glad the heart of man and oil to make his face to shineth.

5/15/2006 1:54:50 AM

Prager

<i have held feelings in my soul that are not that of my own>

This statement alone indicates that you, Timmy, need professional help. But barring this, I would suggest not listening to them. Especially if they tell you to take a high-powered rifle to a tall building and do some live target practice.

5/15/2006 7:44:40 AM

Luffy

I'm sure that 'caring for other' doctrine is all well and good until he sees a gay man or a non-Christian in need.

5/15/2006 12:35:14 PM

gregfl

That crying sound you \"feel\" is actually your inner reason trying to escape the dark stank dungeon you have placed it in.


5/15/2006 3:07:58 PM

mad dog

\"however drinking to get drunk and drugs is the biggest of them all.\"

You sure? Cause it seems like you use a lot of drugs

5/15/2006 9:28:53 PM

whitewater55

SEEK HELP !

5/15/2006 11:59:37 PM

NonHomogenized

\"however drinking to get drunk and drugs is the biggest of them all... because that is one of the more damaging factors in our world today... He cries over this every day all over the world\"

Yes, that is, obviously, why god created yeast, hemp, cacti, fungi, poppies, and all sorts of other life which produces mind-altering substances...

I guess that, in the image of his creators, the fundie god has an utterly ridiculous persecution complex.

5/16/2006 1:42:46 AM

themann1086

Teeth... trying... to eat... own brain.... gaaah

5/16/2006 5:27:14 AM

Lauren

okay, so now this guy thinks that God is inside of him? o_o talk about obsessive. He's going to be the sort that kills someone because \"God told me to.\"

5/22/2006 2:55:00 AM

Jo

I dont have a problem with listing here strange scientific/theological opinios,
but laugh at peoples feelings is quite pathetic IMO
I dont think this is what the lovely WinAce had in mind....:sigh:

5/30/2006 12:57:11 PM

Esjeur

I think God thinks of this planet as more like that \"special\" cousin you don't tell anyone about but is hard to hide.

12/26/2006 8:09:12 PM
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