God doesn't approve of what we do sometimes... and having sex before marriage is one... however drinking to get drunk and drugs is the biggest of them all... because that is one of the more damaging factors in our world today... He cries over this every day all over the world... i can feel it... hard to explain... but... over the past few years... i have held feelings in my soul that are not that of my own... and I have come to believe that they are His... that is why my views, beliefs, and everything are so hard to understand to most... and why i seem to care for others more then i do myself...
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I am an atheist, but that is a recent development. I wish I could have gotten laid at eighteen, even though I was still Christian then. Seriously Timothy, have sex and repent. I swear you will be better off for it in the long run.
He cries over this every day all over the world... i can feel it... hard to explain...
That's commonly known as rain, there's a perfectly natural explanation for it, fuckwit.
.. over the past few years... i have held feelings in my soul that are not that of my own... and I have come to believe that they are His... that is why my views, beliefs, and everything are so hard to understand to most..
So the alledged creator of the universe has the same retarded views as you?
"im 18..."
I'm sorry, I can't help that.
"still a virgin..."
I'm really sorry, bit I can't help that either.
"and im proud of it..."
Yippy skippy.
"i hear my friends talking about getting drunk and having sex pretty much every week... and though i have had my temptations... i put them down cause it never felt right..."
OK, so what?
"its not because of how i was raised..."
Betcha it is.
"i know because it felt so much deeper..."
That may have just been indigestion.
"God doesn't approve of what we do sometimes..."
God? Oh, your imaginary friend. Well, I really don't care what you think he thinks.
"and having sex before marriage is one..."
However, if you're one of the "stars" of the bible, like David or Solomon, you're allowed to have hundreds of concubines.
"however drinking to get drunk and drugs is the biggest of them all..."
So, drunkenness is the biggest crime against your "God?"
"because that is one of the more damaging factors in our world today..."
Right. It's not murder or war or terrorism or rape or child abuse or or or...
"He cries over this every day all over the world..."
Well, that might explain why it's been so rainy lately, but probably not.
"i can feel it... hard to explain... but... over the past few years... i have held feelings in my soul that are not that of my own..."
Maybe a couple of beers would calm you down a little and help those feelings go away. Maybe the proper drugs could help you.
"and I have come to believe that they are His..."
If they are "His" feelings, why are you feeling them?
"that is why my views, beliefs, and everything are so hard to understand to most..."
Your "views, beliefs and everything " may be hard for others to understand because they are ridiculous.
"and why i seem to care for others more then i do myself..."
That's not so weird or hard to understand. I care more for others than I do for you.
I disagree that this posting is deserving of ridicule. This person is making a choice that affects only himself. He's not trying to force the choice onto other people. He's incredibly naive, but he's only 18.
I say this one should be yanked. The foundation of liberalism is personal liberty, and we shouldn't make fun of someone for exercising it. Save the ridicule for those who want to force everyone in the world to be like this kid.
JR,
I second that. This one should be yanked for sure. His reasons are silly, but he's not hurting anyone, and he's certainly not trying to force anyone else to wear the imaginary chastity belt.
<i have held feelings in my soul that are not that of my own>
This statement alone indicates that you, Timmy, need professional help. But barring this, I would suggest not listening to them. Especially if they tell you to take a high-powered rifle to a tall building and do some live target practice.
"however drinking to get drunk and drugs is the biggest of them all... because that is one of the more damaging factors in our world today... He cries over this every day all over the world"
Yes, that is, obviously, why god created yeast, hemp, cacti, fungi, poppies, and all sorts of other life which produces mind-altering substances...
I guess that, in the image of his creators, the fundie god has an utterly ridiculous persecution complex.
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