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Sodom and Gamorah were destroyed for this very reason. Biblically it goes against God's word. Scientifically, the "main purpose" of every speices is to reproduce ( funny how God told us that first). That is why every speices has a male and female. If it was natural to be gay, then natuire would design it so that men could be with men and women could be with women and still reproduce. Considering that is not how it happens, homosexuality goes against nature and science. Even the animals that reproduce by themselves have a male and female organ for such reproduction.

To also back these facts, nature has a way of controling itself. If a particular anmal can not survive in an enviroment or is too heavily populated, then dieases start occuring to balance things out. 76% of all homosexuals have aids. This is God using nature to keep things the way that they are suppose to be. If humans were truly meant to be gay. then we would have been designed to be so and still reproduce. But considering that no man has ever had a babby, then I would say that homosexuality is not genetic or natural by any means. On the christian view point, well, there is a whole book against it so I don't really need to explain why and how it is wrong.

Jo-mama, Myspace 34 Comments [5/14/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Mandrake

You know 76% of all statistics are pulled out of someone's ass on the spot.

5/14/2006 9:58:24 PM

JohnRaptor

And where in the bible exactly does it say that Sodom and Gamorah were destroyed because of gay people?

And BTW, if god is using diseases to control overpopulation, why would he be giving it to gay people?

5/14/2006 10:06:13 PM

Anti-Goth

<76% of all homosexuals have aids. This is God using nature to keep things the way that they are suppose to be.>

Your God sounds like a sadistic little bitch. Especially when you consider that he's the one that created gay people in the first place.

5/14/2006 10:08:48 PM

shell

\"no man has ever had a babby\"

Wow. I'm a married hetero woman and I've never had a babby either. Does it hurt?

You know, these people who believe every argument about sexuality comes down to reproduction just flummox me. Say I get uterine cancer and have a hysterectomy tomorrow. Would that mean I should never have sex again, since there's no reason to do it unless it could make a \"babby\"? How do they not know how idiotic they sound?

S/he isn't even right about S&G, for chrissake.

5/14/2006 10:09:53 PM

CousinTed

>>That is why every speices has a male and female<<

Slugs.

>>Even the animals that reproduce by themselves have a male and female organ for such reproduction.<<

Sea Sponges!

>>76% of all homosexuals have aids. This is God using nature to keep things the way that they are suppose to be.<<

Funny how AIDs isn't having the same effect upon the lesbian population. I guess God likes teh wimmins.

>>If humans were truly meant to be gay. then we would have been designed to be so and still reproduce<<

And if we'd been meant to fly, we would've been born with propellers on our noses and wings growing out of our backs!

>>But considering that no man has ever had a babby<<

Not even going to to get into the MPreg fetish jokes here.

>>I would say that homosexuality is not genetic or natural by any means<<

Gay men can still have sex with women (as many gays have, whether it be because of confusion over their sexuality, or from having too much to drink and walking into the wrong bedroom), the vagina does not have a magic force-field around it to repel gay dicks. As well, genes don't have to be active within a parent to be passed on.

5/14/2006 10:11:59 PM

Gadren

If it was natural for humans to wear clothes, then cotton plants would grow pre-woven T-shirts!

5/14/2006 10:13:20 PM

Anti-Goth

<Not even going to to get into the MPreg fetish jokes here.>

ARRRGHHH!! FAN FICS! THEY BURRRRRN!! *gouges eyes out*

5/14/2006 10:27:22 PM

Papabear

No one has ever had a \"babby.\"


What Ted said.

5/14/2006 10:54:52 PM

Napoleon the Clown

Originally posted by Jo-mamma

That is why every speices has a male and female.

Wrong.

Now be a good little Myspace twat and go whine about your life.

5/15/2006 12:03:50 AM

Julian

Wow, so what about asexual reproduction and cloning, and hermaphroditic species and animals that can change sex as required.

Oh that's right, they don't exist in your incredibly narrow little world.

SO how many angels can God make dance on your pin head?

5/15/2006 12:43:29 AM

Julian

Lay Jo-mama,
May Jo-mama cry afterwards!

5/15/2006 12:49:11 AM

Crosis

<<< That is why every speices has a male and female. >>>

Not true.

<<< If it was natural to be gay >>>

It isn't? Try explaining that to the dozens, if not hundreds, of animal species homosexuality has been observed in.

5/15/2006 1:17:22 AM

Luffy

Has anyone mentioned the fact that there are instances of homosexuality in many species in the animal kingdom?

5/15/2006 1:29:18 AM

mad dog

How come I never hear of the sins of Gommorah? For all I know, they could have just been guilty of leaving the toilet seat up on a constant basis

5/15/2006 1:48:39 AM

Nekhbet

Whassa Babby? Are they anything like babies? I'm a dyke I've had three babies, no babbys as yet but I'm too old. Nobody can have babbys I'll bet.

5/15/2006 2:18:19 AM

Hadanelith

Crosis, Luffy: you beat me to it.

5/15/2006 2:23:48 AM

awhell

jo-mama's so dumb she's a christian

5/15/2006 3:09:34 AM

Phil

http://www.usbible.com/Sin/sodom_and_gomorrah.htm

\"This article explains the misconceptions upon which Sodom and Gomorrah got associated with homosexuality.\"

5/15/2006 4:48:25 AM

JadedRevenge

More importantly, does MySpace draw in the morons, or do people who use MySpace become morons?

5/15/2006 5:51:54 AM

Julian

I think it's a bit like a protoplanetary accretion disc - the bigger it gets, the more easily it attracts insignificant particles and the denser the collective becomes, so both.

Highly charged catalytic particles with sufficient momentum like Sierra will avoid being drawn down.

5/15/2006 6:00:38 AM

NotMe

That is why every speices has a male and female.


The first serious error.

homosexuality goes against nature


You know, if you care to make this kind of claim you should know that homosexuality is blatantly visible in the animal realm.

Even the animals that reproduce by themselves have a male and female organ for such reproduction.


Doesn't this contradict your statement about every species having a male and female?

76% of all homosexuals have aids.[quote]

Source?

[quote]But considering that no man has ever had a babby


As opposed to all those women having \"babbies\".

5/15/2006 6:28:38 AM

Prager

How about this: homosexuality is an in-built mechanism for population control. What do you think?

5/15/2006 7:35:49 AM

Omega3

BLESS THE GAY PEOPLE! The less reproduction, the less fuckwits like you turn up.

Luffy: Actually every species displays homosexual behavior. And animals don't shun each other for it. Enlightened beings.

Animals - guided entirely by instinct (that you presumably think your God gave them?) do not shun each other for being gay. What does that tell you? 1) rational thought produces irrational answers, and 2) your God is either really twisted and into paradoxes or an idiot. Or maybe both.

5/15/2006 5:00:04 PM

kmisho

I wonder if most homosexual paramecia have aids?

5/15/2006 5:04:50 PM

arensb

[blockquote]Has anyone mentioned the fact that there are instances of homosexuality in many species in the animal kingdom?[/blockquote]

To quote Samantha Bee on the Daily Show, \"Just because it happens in nature does not make it natural!\"

5/15/2006 10:30:23 PM
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