Why are you acting like I haven't heard this tirade 1000 times before?
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As in, dick in another man's ass. Homosexual sodomy and the LGBT lifestyle causes nothing but social decay, long term dissatisfaction and suffering, spread of disease, hedonism, and overall negative effects for suffering as a whole.
For the rather obsessive butt stuff I refer you to Sir Mix-A-Lot.
If I could draw - or better yet animate - worth a damn I'd love to do a satirical piece showing what the world would be like if we were to apply the same level of indignation and disturbed fixation on the lives of heterosexuals when they engage in activities heteronormative crusaders insist is "thrusting their sex lives in our faces" like sharing a peck on the cheek, or holding hands, or mentioning that you have a significant other, or putting said love interest's photo on your desk, or betraying any indication whatsoever you have any sexual or romantic inclinations whether or not they are acted on or expressed... or inferred or assumed or made up on the spot to bully you.
"And if you believe that God can't make you happy unless you can have sex with a man, you are a troglodyte primal creature of lust."
If you believe that some invisible and mythical deity alone can make someone else happy enough to live a life devoid of human love, and if you believe that YOU are entitled to tell them that, you are a loveless and judgmental prick.
The happiest and most fulfilled sexual deviants suppressed their sinful temptations and turned to God for guidance and happiness.
Yet, somehow, they don't seem very happy or fulfilled.
entropyofsaints: "Active vs. inactive choice. You need to know the difference! The intention is not itself that the gay is choosing to change his sexual attraction, but he actively chooses to act UPON it. As in, dick in another man's ass!"
Non-homophobe: "Does that go for female gays too? As in, vulva against another woman's vulva?"
entropyofsaints (lecturing tone): "What we're talking about here is *GAY SEX*! That term MEANS "Dick in another man's ass" AND THAT'S THAT!! The act you alluded to *isn't really sex* because none of the involved gets a dick, a *real* one, substitutes don't count, STUCK INTO THEM!!!"
We can't know what you've heard or haven't heard, dearie.
The straight is not choosing to change his sexual attraction either, but he also actively chooses to act UPON it. As in, dick in a woman's ass. Heterosexual sodomy and the straight lifestyle causes nothing but social decay, long term dissatisfaction and suffering, spread of disease, hedonism and overall negative effects for suffering as a whole, too. (Or rather, each person's life is different, regardless of sexual orientation and sexual preferences.)
How the f**k do you know who the happiest and most fulfilled sexual deviants are? Have you asked each and everyone, in the whole world? What is a deviant? Is not having children a deviance?
God hasn't made me happy so far (nor has Odin), but having sex with a man has.
Rapists are the troglodyte primal creatures of lust.
Edit. I removed "Male rapists" and said just "Rapists". Although they are few, female rapists are just as troglodyte as male ones.
@ the OP: Not all gay men (as you *conveniently* forgot about lesbians) have anal sex, and you don't be gay to do anal
@Passerby : I'm an artist. I will work on that for you...
The happiest and most fulfilled sexual deviants suppressed their sinful temptations and turned to God for guidance and happiness.
Yes, like Catholic priests, amirite
<And if you believe that God can't make you happy unless you can have sex with a man, you are a troglodyte primal creature of lust.>
I believe that God can't make you happy. At all. What does that make me, if there's no lust involved?
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