Quote# 11690

I recently completed a spiritual gift test, and the #1 manifested gift on the list was miracles. Does anyone else out there have the gift of miracles? I currently cannot walk on water or anything, but I won't put it past God to use me sometime to help provide faith and sway people to believe.


I guess the main thing is I would like some proof that He's not going to make me look silly. Like, if He wants me to yell out and command the rain to stop (for example), I would like the rain to actually stop so people will not laugh at me or lose faith.

boonebytes, Bible Forums 31 Comments [5/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: Sungrazer

Username  (Login)
Comment  (Text formatting help) 

1 2 | bottom

mad dog

Walking on water ain't that miraculous. Just ask ninja warriors.

5/16/2006 8:52:16 PM


Here's an idea. Design a \"spiritual gift test\" and make sure that everyone's answer is \"Your spiritual gift is immunity to bullets.\"

10/24/2006 7:00:19 AM


Its now 2012 - Have you grown up now? yet!

5/24/2012 5:16:41 AM


If miracles come from your god, how can you be said to have a gift for miracles?

5/24/2012 6:03:43 AM


Too late, shit-for-brains. We have been laughing at you for six years now.

5/24/2012 6:11:19 AM


Look, Boony, if you're going to pretend to work miracles, you can expect to be laughed at. Get used to it or find a new hobby, your choice.

7/10/2017 10:32:51 PM

1 2 | top: comments page