If there is a benevolent God, you'd think he'd reward the seekers of truth and not \"The Truth.\"
5/16/2006 12:36:09 AM
And if that were an alternative, I'd be terrified.
5/16/2006 12:40:36 AM
That wouldn't \"sucK\" as much as kowtowing to the type of evil god that would send someone to eternal torment.
5/16/2006 12:54:14 AM
Oh John - you and your imaginary lake of fire again.
5/16/2006 12:57:33 AM
Didn't Johnny Cash sing about that? \"I fell in to a burning...
Oh shit, never mind!
5/16/2006 1:23:03 AM
Tak, the Hideous New Girl
Um, JohnR7, that's not really the way to convince anybody of anything.
5/16/2006 2:22:02 AM
\"Not as much as it is going to \"sucK\" to be thrown into the lake of fire. You always have to look at the alternative.\"
You proceed from an incorrect premise. You say it \"is\" going to \"sucK\" to be thrown into the lake of fire. However, the lake of fire is just part of your ancient, silly fairy tale. What really \"sucKs\" is that you think the mythology of ancient, desert bumpkins is true.
5/16/2006 3:22:29 AM
5/16/2006 4:16:43 AM
Am I the only one who thought that was really funny, in an untinential way?
5/16/2006 4:27:04 AM
Napoleon the Clown
I'm not worried. It doesn't exist.
5/16/2006 4:37:19 AM
Originally posted by JohnR7
Not as much as it is going to \"sucK\" to be thrown into the lake of fire. You always have to look at the alternative.
Translation: If you believe in evolution instead of Jesus, you're going to HELL!
5/16/2006 5:28:49 AM
So to sum up, reality and JohnR7's fantasy have been shown to be at odds. Now what does John do--investigate the evidence? Change his beliefs? Ha ha ha! John's faith is far too strong for those options. No, the best thing to do is to threaten others with torture for being so evil as to side with reality instead of John's fantasy. A few eons of agony will teach you the price of skepticism! Not that you'll have a chance to apply that lesson, since you'll be in Hell forever.
5/16/2006 6:09:48 AM
When those people die, heaven and hell are real and Jesus is going to judge them, he will smack them across the face with the book of life for being ignorant assholes who believe in a book which contained so many errors that it has no credibility at all while claiming moral highground over people who actually try and learn something.
5/16/2006 6:15:35 AM
Why is the \"k\" in \"sucK\" capitalised? Is there some hidden meaning?
5/16/2006 8:27:17 AM
I'm thinking a fucK gets better at the end!
5/16/2006 10:52:04 AM
I think it's just that JohnR7 is a stupider fuck than the usual variety.
5/16/2006 3:17:39 PM
So I should believe patent bullshit just to avoid being tortured by an evil god?
5/16/2006 4:44:39 PM
The Last Conformist
Heaven is for the stupid.
5/16/2006 8:58:21 PM
Uh\\, Just some guy....Ruler of Omicron Persei 8
Yeah, but you kinda hafta stick with real alternatives.
5/16/2006 10:59:09 PM
No you don't some guy - it helps if you want to carry any credibility though. Don't forget the only person retarded enough to fall for his shit is himself.
5/16/2006 11:09:18 PM
JohnR7, meet Reality. Reality, I'd like you to meet... where the fuck did he go? John? Johnny? Why do you always run and hide when Reality shows up? It's not going to hurt you. It wants to be your friend.
5/25/2006 5:52:23 AM
Scare tactics for jesus?
5/14/2009 7:01:28 AM
There are many alternatives. Why choose creationism or a lake of fire when you can be reborn as a beautiful butterfly? Or go on a spaceship? Heck, you can even make your own alternatives!
12/9/2009 9:55:36 PM
when logic fails, turn to fear mongering. this is the christian way
4/16/2012 8:16:00 PM