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Quote# 11694

[Between the Simpsons, Family Guy, Kitzmiller, the Dover elections, Ohio, Hurst v Newman, George Will, the Vatican's scientists, and the impending butt-kicking at the Kansas polls it must really suck to be a creationist right now.]

Not as much as it is going to "sucK" to be thrown into the lake of fire. You always have to look at the alternative.

JohnR7, Christian Forums 24 Comments [5/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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#36772
Jeremy

If there is a benevolent God, you'd think he'd reward the seekers of truth and not \"The Truth.\"

5/16/2006 12:36:09 AM
#36774
Mike

And if that were an alternative, I'd be terrified.

5/16/2006 12:40:36 AM
#36775
Luffy

That wouldn't \"sucK\" as much as kowtowing to the type of evil god that would send someone to eternal torment.

5/16/2006 12:54:14 AM
#36777
Julian

Oh John - you and your imaginary lake of fire again.

*shakes head*

5/16/2006 12:57:33 AM
#36786
whitewater55

Didn't Johnny Cash sing about that? \"I fell in to a burning...
Oh shit, never mind!

5/16/2006 1:23:03 AM
#36801
Tak, the Hideous New Girl

Um, JohnR7, that's not really the way to convince anybody of anything.

5/16/2006 2:22:02 AM
#36813
Papabear

\"Not as much as it is going to \"sucK\" to be thrown into the lake of fire. You always have to look at the alternative.\"

You proceed from an incorrect premise. You say it \"is\" going to \"sucK\" to be thrown into the lake of fire. However, the lake of fire is just part of your ancient, silly fairy tale. What really \"sucKs\" is that you think the mythology of ancient, desert bumpkins is true.

5/16/2006 3:22:29 AM
#36832
Savrin

When all else fails.. argumentum ad baculum!

5/16/2006 4:16:43 AM
#36835
Alex W.

Am I the only one who thought that was really funny, in an untinential way?

5/16/2006 4:27:04 AM
#36842
Napoleon the Clown

I'm not worried. It doesn't exist.

5/16/2006 4:37:19 AM
#36862
Yahweh

Originally posted by JohnR7

Not as much as it is going to \"sucK\" to be thrown into the lake of fire. You always have to look at the alternative.

Translation: If you believe in evolution instead of Jesus, you're going to HELL!

5/16/2006 5:28:49 AM
#36873
Kyle

So to sum up, reality and JohnR7's fantasy have been shown to be at odds. Now what does John do--investigate the evidence? Change his beliefs? Ha ha ha! John's faith is far too strong for those options. No, the best thing to do is to threaten others with torture for being so evil as to side with reality instead of John's fantasy. A few eons of agony will teach you the price of skepticism! Not that you'll have a chance to apply that lesson, since you'll be in Hell forever.

5/16/2006 6:09:48 AM
#36876
NotMe

When those people die, heaven and hell are real and Jesus is going to judge them, he will smack them across the face with the book of life for being ignorant assholes who believe in a book which contained so many errors that it has no credibility at all while claiming moral highground over people who actually try and learn something.

5/16/2006 6:15:35 AM
#36887
Prager

Why is the \"k\" in \"sucK\" capitalised? Is there some hidden meaning?

5/16/2006 8:27:17 AM
#36907
Julian

I'm thinking a fucK gets better at the end!

5/16/2006 10:52:04 AM
#36955
Papabear

I think it's just that JohnR7 is a stupider fuck than the usual variety.

5/16/2006 3:17:39 PM
#36971
kmisho

So I should believe patent bullshit just to avoid being tortured by an evil god?

5/16/2006 4:44:39 PM
#37045
The Last Conformist

Heaven is for the stupid.

5/16/2006 8:58:21 PM
#37076
Uh\\, Just some guy....Ruler of Omicron Persei 8

Yeah, but you kinda hafta stick with real alternatives.

5/16/2006 10:59:09 PM
#37081
Julian

No you don't some guy - it helps if you want to carry any credibility though. Don't forget the only person retarded enough to fall for his shit is himself.

5/16/2006 11:09:18 PM
#39301
Ragutis

JohnR7, meet Reality. Reality, I'd like you to meet... where the fuck did he go? John? Johnny? Why do you always run and hide when Reality shows up? It's not going to hurt you. It wants to be your friend.

5/25/2006 5:52:23 AM
#955355
Cynic

Scare tactics for jesus?

5/14/2009 7:01:28 AM
#1068612


There are many alternatives. Why choose creationism or a lake of fire when you can be reborn as a beautiful butterfly? Or go on a spaceship? Heck, you can even make your own alternatives!

12/9/2009 9:55:36 PM
#1393410
TheLastCenturion

when logic fails, turn to fear mongering. this is the christian way

4/16/2012 8:16:00 PM
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