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[In reply to a post talking about why the number of homosexuals is increasing because of less social stigmas]

are you kidding me??? that's why you think homosexuality is around, im sorry, but, thats a crock of "you know what"

LOL the devil is into WIDESPEAD things, killing off and getting rid of who is in his way and fast, do you realize how long that would take...

I mean c'mon you know who was behind hitler and the mass murder of the jews...like i say he wants to kill as many , as fast as he can..

this isn't about who wins or looses, he knows his fate, it's about getting as many souls for his own gain.

night lights, Myspace 20 Comments [5/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Mestilf
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Dante's Virgil

I call Godwin.

And the devil's name is LOL? All hail LOL, keeper of the deep.

And did anyone else snicker at the thought of sex and the devil being \"into WIDESPREAD things\"?

5/16/2006 3:34:51 AM

Julian

Godwin squared - How the hell do you manage to Godwin Godwin?

\"In a discussion about Hitler, eventually someone will bring up Satan.\"

WTF!!!

5/16/2006 3:39:40 AM

Alex W.

If the devil is so powerful why doesn't he make every leader a crazy dictator? And if god is so powerful then why doesn't he get rid of him?

5/16/2006 4:29:22 AM

Nicole

If I were the/a devil, I wouldn't go and kill people. I'd throw parties. With stripper factories and beer volcanoes. Much cooler than mass murder.

5/16/2006 4:31:43 AM

NonHomogenized

\"this isn't about who wins or looses, he knows his fate, it's about getting as many souls for his own gain.\"

So... um... can someone explain to me what, exactly, Satan gains by getting as many souls as possible? I mean, doesn't he suffer the same fate as everyone in hell, ie, eternal damnation? Doesn't that mean it doesn't do him any good to get souls?

5/16/2006 4:34:50 AM

Napoleon the Clown

The AAotF strikes again!

5/16/2006 4:38:40 AM

Dante's Virgil

Nicole, I detect a bit of blasphemy against the Flying Spaghetti Monster. You wouldn't be insulting his noodly appendage, now would you??

5/16/2006 4:53:23 AM

Hadanelith

Napolean: you beat me to it...I love your new acronym.

5/16/2006 5:31:17 AM

God

Thats it Nicole, you are being thrown into the beer volcano naked.

5/16/2006 5:34:48 AM

NotMe

If I were the devil I'd deconvert as many people as possible from whatever religion they are on and keep them alive as long as possible. Because there will be no one left to preach your word if you kill all your followers.

[uote]LOL the devil is into WIDESPEAD things, killing off and getting rid of who is in his way and fast, do you realize how long that would take...[/quote]

Replace \"LOL the devil\" with God. Then we'll have an accurate account of biblical events. the killing of all firstborn, the flood, a few wars here and there and so on.

5/16/2006 6:11:01 AM

Shadows

You know if you actually believed in the \"devil\" and allowed for their god to exist then it is my firm opinion that i would rather be with the guy that used rational thought to question the asshole that lets all this bad stuff happen rather than let it go on without questioning it.

5/16/2006 2:41:07 PM

Rosie

\"the devil is into WIDESPEAD things, killing off and getting rid of who is in his way and fast\"

Um, why would gay people be \"in his way\"? Wouldn't he want them to live, because obviously being gay is infectious so they could turn lots more impressionable children gay and thus piss God off more?

5/16/2006 2:57:34 PM

Papabear

I sorry, but your right to express an opinion has been revoked. Research has determined that you are a big \"crock of 'you know what.'\"

5/16/2006 3:12:35 PM

gamerchick

Well, he's right about one thing: the acronym \"LOL\" is definitely the devil. (Witness the \"rape victims LOL\" classic quote for a good example of this...)

5/16/2006 3:59:27 PM

kmisho

ho hum...

God is evil too since he refuses to stop Satan from working evil.

god=satan

5/16/2006 4:43:03 PM

Dante's Virgil

Maybe LOL stands for Lucifer, Oh Lucifer. Hmm.

5/16/2006 4:43:38 PM

mad dog

Hey! I know how to get Satan out of this mess!

5/16/2006 6:47:16 PM

ssdexecutor

Originally posted by night lights

I mean c'mon you know who was behind hitler and the mass murder of the jews

Hitler?

5/17/2006 1:50:39 AM

Julian

No silly, Michael Moore!

5/17/2006 1:59:19 AM

Matt T.

<i>the devil is into WIDESPEAD things</i>

The Devil is into jam bands? I knew it!

5/17/2006 2:02:48 AM
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