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Nice fangs!
Jewish vampires do not react to the Crucifix, but to the Hexagram. I thought everyone knew that.
He is impersonating a priest - he obviously has no real divine support. Just bite or corrupt him.
Of course, given that they are just dressed up as vampires (and that supernatural vampires - as opposed to haematophagous animals and mortal madmen - do not exist), they are just roleplaying (pretending to be vampires), foolish fundie fascist.
And, er, well, shouldn't Mrs. Jewpire scream "Oy vey!" instead of "Aeeiii!"? (Sorry.)
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Thanks, @numeronean. Whenever I feel too happy, I'll just look at one of the unfunny, non sequitur cartoons on this site.
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Oh look, it's the worst webcomic ever.
Or at least that's what a Cracked article Ibuki read said about it. And to be honest, from what Ibuki's seen, she's inclined to agree with that statement!
I'm willing to guess this could be metaphorical, but it's in an 'autobiographical' webcomic, and also very bizarre. I mean, Jews being literal vampires ?
What I get from this is that Jews are able to transform into everything they dress up as. So not only are they secretly running the world, they also have amazing super powers. So much for the supremacy of that other “master race”
@Mimic Octopus:
Thank you for the Nachzehrer information, I didn’t know about that particular boogey-man!
Billy the Heretic has to be the worse webcomic ever. Totally antisemitic & racist and not funny at all. Not to mention that the guy who authors it obviously has serious mental and family issues. Supposedly he knows the "truth" about Jews after being adopted into a Jewish family, but it would appear that somewhere along the way he developed serious mental issues over his family situation and adopted racism to adapt.
@Ultimate Paragon
How exactly is that "fitting?"
Because he thinks all Jews do nothing but suck the lifeblood of the world in the form of money & power.
@The Mimic Octopus
Priest and plumber costumes are easy to confuse?
Is that a pipe in your pocket or are you just happy to see an altar boy?
@Doubting Thomas
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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