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why dont you guys just leave the bible alone jesus didnt escape frome no tomb he was risen up from the dead by his father which is god and if he did have a son there wouldnt be no 3 part trinity which is the father the son and the holy spirit it would be the father the son and the holy spirit and the son of jesus and because man can do miracles doesnt make him a decendent of the lord jesus christ which died and rose again on the third day and went to heaven to prepare a place in heaven for his people that we might have eternal life. now God Bless You and may you find the truth in what really happened in the life of jesus christ.

choclateyhotcocoa, Mystery of the Martyr's Tomb: Part Two Comments 31 Comments [5/16/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Gadren

You know, a few periods can go a long way...or even some commas!

5/17/2006 1:46:33 AM

Julian

oh my! Jesus is rolling over in his grave as we speak!

5/17/2006 2:21:19 AM

CousinTed

To quote Penn Jillette:

\"Elvis didn't do no drugs!\"

5/17/2006 2:23:52 AM

Papabear

\"why dont you guys just leave the bible alone jesus didnt escape frome no tomb he was risen up from the dead by his father which is god\"

It depends which gospel one reads, some say God raised Jesus, some say Jesus raised himself.


\"and if he did have a son there wouldnt be no 3 part trinity which is the father the son and the holy spirit\"

As opposed to what a 5-part trinity? The only passage in the Bible which suupports the doctrine of the trinity (in I John 5:7-8)is a later interpolation (that is, a forgery).


\"it would be the father the son and the holy spirit and the son of jesus\"

That wouldn't be a trinity, would it?


\"and because man can do miracles doesnt make him a decendent of the lord jesus christ\"

If a man can do miracles, then they aren't miracles, are they?


\"which died and rose again on the third day and went to heaven to prepare a place in heaven for his people that we might have eternal life.\"

Warning - Bullshit alert - There is no objective evidence to support the previous statement.


\"now God Bless You and may you find the truth in what really happened in the life of jesus christ.\"

Thanks. No need for the blessing though, I've already found the truth.

5/17/2006 2:34:16 AM

whitewater55

ThisisthestupidestpieceofhorsehockeybullshitI'vereadhereinalonglonglongfuckingtime. Goddamnyouyoustupidfuckwit.

5/17/2006 2:34:57 AM

Napoleon the Clown

That sentence is fucking looooooooooooong.

5/17/2006 2:51:23 AM

shell

Run-On Sentence of Doom

5/17/2006 2:55:07 AM

Crosis

I should show this to my ninth grade English teacher. She'd go absolutely ape.

On second thought, I should show it to my third grade teacher instead. She'd still be visibly upset, but I don't think it would cause her brain to explode like the 9th grade teacher's might.

5/17/2006 2:59:46 AM

Hadanelith

I propose that we make the Run-On Sentence of Doom an actual award, and I will be the first to nominate this post.

5/17/2006 3:13:39 AM

mad dog

Maybe she forgot periods because she had a very big one when she wrote it (dodges tomatoes)

5/17/2006 5:17:47 AM

Jeremy PC

In Australia, we call it a full stop.

With Jesus apparently preparing places in heaven, does this mean he is the project manager of construction? Where is heaven? Why am I asking these questions?

5/17/2006 6:16:49 AM

NotMe

Run sentence, run!

5/17/2006 6:47:13 AM

Prager

Dear choclateyhotcocoa,
Always remember this: punctuation is your friend!

5/17/2006 7:19:34 AM

MD20/20

Would love to see choclateyhotcocoa read this out loud, then pass out about half way through from lack of oxygen.

5/17/2006 10:42:14 AM

Anti-Goth

I second the Run-On Sentence of Doom award!

5/17/2006 12:04:17 PM

Tiny Bulcher

Jesus was rescued from the tomb by Lara Croft!

5/17/2006 12:41:10 PM

JustinGG

My kingdom for some punctuation and grammar...

5/17/2006 1:48:36 PM

Anti-Goth

<Jesus was rescued from the tomb by Lara Croft!>

Reeeeeaaally scary image right there...

5/17/2006 2:21:50 PM

David D.G.

Dang, I felt myself desperately needing to take a breath there. \"Run-On Sentence of Doom\" Award nomination sec... uh, thirded, or whatever we're up to now.


~David D.G.

5/17/2006 2:40:43 PM

Bob

Originally posted by Cocoa

it would be the father(1) the son(2) and the holy spirit(3) and the son of jesus(4?)*


Wait, wouldn't that be a 4 part trinity?

*Numbering mine

5/17/2006 3:40:20 PM

Aixia

Actually, the theory is that Jesus had a daughter. So, no, it wouldn't be adding another male to the Trinity. There, don't you feel better?

5/17/2006 4:21:02 PM

Anti-Goth

Wait, so Lara Croft is Jesus's daughter?! Holy OMFG!

5/17/2006 4:43:58 PM

Shadows

You would think that god would get better spokespeople.

5/17/2006 5:03:06 PM

[url=http://www.amon-hen.com/]rlrr[/url]

Wait, wouldn't that be a 4 part trinity?

Why not? We already have 3 == 1. Why not 3 == 1 == 4 ?

:)

5/17/2006 6:09:14 PM

Duke Stronguy

English, motherfucker, DO YOU SPEAK IT?

5/17/2006 6:30:59 PM
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