why dont you guys just leave the bible alone jesus didnt escape frome no tomb he was risen up from the dead by his father which is god and if he did have a son there wouldnt be no 3 part trinity which is the father the son and the holy spirit it would be the father the son and the holy spirit and the son of jesus and because man can do miracles doesnt make him a decendent of the lord jesus christ which died and rose again on the third day and went to heaven to prepare a place in heaven for his people that we might have eternal life. now God Bless You and may you find the truth in what really happened in the life of jesus christ.
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"why dont you guys just leave the bible alone jesus didnt escape frome no tomb he was risen up from the dead by his father which is god"
I should show this to my ninth grade English teacher. She'd go absolutely ape.
Dang, I felt myself desperately needing to take a breath there. "Run-On Sentence of Doom" Award nomination sec... uh, thirded, or whatever we're up to now.
@Cocoa
it would be the father(1) the son(2) and the holy spirit(3) and the son of jesus(4?)*
Actually, the theory is that Jesus had a daughter . So, no, it wouldn't be adding another male to the Trinity. There, don't you feel better?
"why dont you guys just leave the bible alone"
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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