TDR

\"Wait, wouldn't that be a 4 part trinity?\"

so, Douglas Adams IS god! A trilogy in four parts!

5/17/2006 6:55:55 PM

NonHomogenized

\"why dont you guys just leave the bible alone\"

I will if you will.

\"jesus didnt escape frome no tomb\"

Indeed. Which just goes to show, he wasn't even as powerful as Harry Houdini. Or any number of other magicians since.

\"he was risen up from the dead by his father which is god\"

So, he's more like David Blaine, instead.

\"and if he did have a son there wouldnt be no 3 part trinity\"

Well, I guess he didn't have a son, then, because there is, in fact, no three part trinity.

\"which is the father the son and the holy spirit it would be the father the son and the holy spirit and the son of jesus\"

So, any descendant of god's is, in fact, god? Doesn't the bible call mankind the \"children of god\"?

\"and because man can do miracles doesnt make him a decendent of the lord jesus christ\"

Clarke's law, sucker. Clarke's law. Any technology which is sufficiently advanced is indistinguishable from magic. If you put me in front of a bunch of people who lived 500 years ago, I could perform all kinds of magic.

\"which died and rose again on the third day and went to heaven to prepare a place in heaven for his people that we might have eternal life.\"

So, before Jesus, no one went to heaven?

\"now God Bless You and may you find the truth in what really happened in the life of jesus christ.\"

*shrug* I have a fairly good idea of what really happened in the life of \"Jesus\". Oh, not the specifics, but the general details of what sorts of things probably happened. Someday, I hope you will, too.

5/17/2006 9:12:04 PM

Julian

*cough* five *cough*

5/17/2006 9:21:38 PM

The Last Conformist

Run-On Sentence of Doom fifthed (or whatever).

5/23/2006 7:59:02 PM

LAchlan

All that stupid in one breath. I am impressed.

4/27/2008 3:27:26 PM

Philbert McAdamia

*gasp* AIR! GIMME AIR!

4/27/2008 3:55:35 PM