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What your children learn in public school:
Heather has two mommies or two daddies
gay is a word that means family too
being homosexual and / or transgender are normal healthy choices
every vile word they can possibly be exposed to
dating and fornication are a normal part of a middle school, junior high, and highschoolers life
pornography on un-filtered unfettered internet hookups schools have
filthy reading material that if modern encourages pre-marital sex, drugs, drinking, and such - if classical portrays rape, incest, idol worship and much more.
Sex ed. classes with very pornographic literature and demonstrations of birth control
Meditation, visualization and all kinds of new age junk
all religions are the same
religion is the cause of all the evil in the world by dividing us all
absolutes of right and wrong are transient - wrong is what you think it is unless the courts decide it
how to be a watered down and wishy-washy christian [...]
how to be embarrassed of parents... [...]
relationships with the opposite sex are for trying lots of them on like clothes till eventually hopefully you will get a good fit later in life
being pure till the marriage bed is a joke, and makes you a nerd and weirdo, being pure is not normal
how to disrespect adults
rebellion = teenager
rebellion is normal
how best to accomodate the world and make it feel not offended about its sin
the list can go on and on....

AngelD, OnlineBaptist 49 Comments [5/17/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Jeremy

<< pornography on un-filtered unfettered internet hookups schools have >>

What school are your children at? Public schools and libraries are required to install filtering software to receive public money for technology. It was like a constant back-and-forth war between students and IT at my high school. We would find a new proxy, they would figure out what it was and block it, then we would find a way around it or a new proxy.

<< Sex ed. classes with very pornographic literature and demonstrations of birth control >>

Perish the thought that my child should know what is available to help her live a healthy lifestyle!

<< rebellion is normal >>

When you get old and crazy, you probably forget what it was like to be a kid.

AngelD seems to be describing some sort of extremely warped CATHOLIC SCHOOL more than a public school. The best way to turn a kid off to religion is to send him/her to Catholic school.

5/17/2006 1:37:49 AM

CousinTed

>>The best way to turn a kid off to religion is to send him/her to Catholic school<<

Speaking from experiance I would like to offer the following: Damn straight brothah!

5/17/2006 1:40:33 AM

Papabear

How 'bout we all chip in and get AngelD a big bucket of 15th century sand to bury her head in.

5/17/2006 2:01:32 AM

Julian

Angel needs to go back to school, her education is sadly lacking!

5/17/2006 2:03:16 AM

Alex W.

Oh, please. I'm sorry you had a bad time in high school but it's really not anything like you discribe.

5/17/2006 2:04:35 AM

Dr. Rosen

That damn hidden curriculum!

5/17/2006 2:08:12 AM

Babbleon

Wow, it was nothing like this when I went to school. Can I go back?

5/17/2006 2:09:00 AM

bjbj1991

\"Heather has two mommies or two daddies\"
Boohoo, gays have always been around and nothing you will do will stop it. Grow up and acept them as humans.

\"pornography on un-filtered unfettered internet hookups schools have\"
With the exception for a search on yahoo for 'black holes' I have never seen a porno image at a school.

\"every vile word they can possibly be exposed to\"
I guess 'shit' is harmful to society.

\"Sex ed. classes with very pornographic literature and demonstrations of birth control\"
Howelse are you gona tell Timmy what his special area is for when the time comes.

\"all religions are the same\"
The truth will set you free little one.

\"religion is the cause of all the evil in the world by dividing us all\"
I wouldnt say all but slavery, sexism, 9/11, WW2, crusades, and a few others over the history of man.

\"how to be embarrassed of parents\"
Most people dont like being called 'sweety' by their parents in public.

5/17/2006 2:16:36 AM

whitewater55

Never in the history of fundie evdeavour have so many words been typed with so little to say.

5/17/2006 2:39:03 AM

Mandrake

So public school is like real life, and we have to keep our kids away from real life to keep them safe, is that what I'm hearing here?

5/17/2006 2:40:47 AM

Crosis

<<< Heather has two mommies or two daddies >>>

She might, she might not. Does it matter?

<<< gay is a word that means family too >>>

No, it doesn't *mean* family, it's just not incompatible with the word.

<<< being homosexual and / or transgender are normal healthy choices >>>

1 for 3 ... not normal, not choices, but not unhealthy.

<<< every vile word they can possibly be exposed to >>>

No shit, fuckwit.

<<< dating and fornication are a normal part of a middle school, junior high, and highschoolers life >>>

And the problem with this is ... ?

<<< pornography on un-filtered unfettered internet hookups >>>

Not at my school. (Well, at least not if you weren't a geek and didn't have any geek friends who could get around the filters. The techies were notoriously incompetent - hell, it was almost two years at junior high before they disabled the guest account [which had access to all files!], over four years before they found the hidden network drive which had become a games and music hub [during my C++ class we held Quake and Worms Armageddon tournaments, in which the teacher participated!], and as far as I know it's still possible to get around the filters just by using a proxy.)

<<< schools have
filthy reading material that if modern encourages pre-marital sex, drugs, drinking, and such - if classical portrays rape, incest, idol worship and much more. >>>

News flash - the Bible has all that too (minus the drugs).
News flash #2 - most people have enough willpower not to re-enact everything they read.

<<< Sex ed. classes with very pornographic literature and demonstrations of birth control >>>

Drawings of reproductive systems != pornography.

<<< Meditation, visualization and all kinds of new age junk >>>

Not at my school. There were a couple of people who were into that, but they didn't learn it there.

<<< all religions are the same >>>

Funny how comparing ancient religions, noting both similarities and differences, was part of my world history class then.

I'd agree that they're all equally deluded, but you won't get that point of view from a public school teacher (at least not on the job).

<<< religion is the cause of all the evil in the world by dividing us all >>>

Not all, but you'd be surprised how much a good history class will show concerning religion as the cause of evil.

<<< absolutes of right and wrong are transient - wrong is what you think it is unless the courts decide it >>>

Bullshit. Unless you've got a philosophy class, it's unlikely that any of the teachers will go into any significant depth on ethics (aside from plaigiarism) - and in a philosophy class you're more likely to cover several different absolutist ethical views (by which I mean that right and wrong are objectively decidable; I don't know if absolutist is the correct term for that or not) than to preach moral relativism (though you may wind up covering that as well).

<<< how to be a watered down and wishy-washy christian [...] >>>

Bullshit again, as they won't teach you how to be a Christian at all. They won't teach you to be any other religion either, though.

<<< how to be embarrassed of parents... [...] >>>

You don't need school to learn that.

<<< relationships with the opposite sex are for trying lots of them on like clothes till eventually hopefully you will get a good fit later in life >>>

As opposed to what, opening the phone book to a random page and marrying the first girl (or guy) who's listed?

<<< being pure till the marriage bed is a joke, and makes you a nerd and weirdo, being pure is not normal >>>

It ain't normal - but if that's your choice, that's up to you and no one else.

<<< how to disrespect adults
rebellion = teenager
rebellion is normal >>>

Teenagers don't need any sort of class for those three. Trust me.

This person obviously never went to public school ... because he/she has no idea what it's actually like.

5/17/2006 2:45:02 AM

Napoleon the Clown

Originally posted by AngelD

Why yes, the \"D\" is for \"Dumbass!\"

5/17/2006 2:54:50 AM

Hadanelith

Crosis said it all.

5/17/2006 3:11:16 AM

mad dog

I'm gonna simplify my message for you to understand what is taught in public schools (nowadays):

Readin'
Ritin'
Rithmatic'
Football

5/17/2006 3:14:43 AM

Nightson

You don't choose to be a transexual you fucking moron, you're born that way, and it's people like you who make their lives living hells.

5/17/2006 4:54:05 AM

ssdexecutor

Where is this school?

5/17/2006 5:12:14 AM

TastyHamSandwich

As my good friend Betsy once quoted:

\"I went to Catholic school for twelve years. Subsequently I'm an alcoholic with anger issues.\"

5/17/2006 5:41:37 AM

Bob_Zimmerman

mad dog - Ha. At my school it was more like

FOOTBALL!!!1!!1one!
Oh yeah, all that other stuff, too.



Also, to Crosis - While homosexuality may not be normal for a single individual, it most definitely is normal for a population to have a certain number of homosexual members. Transgenderism is a lot more difficult to measure statistically, but it also seems to be relatively \"normal\" as opposed to deviating wildly from predicted prevalence.

Though yes. Definitely not a choice (in most cases), and definitely not an unhealthy existence. Except when it comes to gay-bashing turned literal.

5/17/2006 5:47:31 AM

NotMe

I wonder if they went to the Public School of Satan...

Or just doesn't know what she is talking about.

5/17/2006 6:44:46 AM

Prager

As the result of her own experiences in Catholic school, my mom decided not to send her own children to one. She took a loot of flak from people for this, but she justified it by saying that her time there was complete hell.

5/17/2006 8:38:37 AM

Aesmael

Fundie poetry is weird.

5/17/2006 9:21:00 AM

Luffy

What your children learn in Christian school:
Heyyyy kids! Hate and fear that which is different!
Don't ever be happy!
You're not normal! Stop it!

5/17/2006 11:04:28 AM

Tig

C'mon y'all. I think Xians should take over the public school system. We can put the kabosh on critical thinking like back in the golden years, 700 CE. Wouldn't that be great!! If anyone needs a Blood letting, call my number!! Its XXX-XXX-XXXX.

5/17/2006 1:56:57 PM

xMinionX

Gotta wonder when was the last time these people were anywhere near a school.

5/17/2006 2:07:24 PM

Anti-Goth

I'm guessing Angel gets all her information about public schools from Chick tracts.

hur kedz R humskoooled r1te!?!

5/17/2006 4:35:53 PM
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