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The only ones doing brainwashing here are the homosexuals. Those who attempt to interfere with the brainwashing is falsely accused of the same. It was this brainwash that caused you to be gay, and you should be angry at the programmers and fight them, not join them like you have. So, what can I tell you but to run along and be a good little programmed homosexual sheep slave and leave the rest of us alone.

gurl_troll_4_u, Yahoo! News Message Boards 26 Comments [5/17/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Anti-Goth
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mad dog

I had no clue that homosexuals were programmed. I wonder if the software is written in C++ or Java. Another question in my mind is whether the code is compiled into one master program, or do the developers use dynamic runtime libraries?

5/17/2006 6:47:02 PM

Anti-Goth

Sigh...the irony here is suffocating.

I mean, don't you fundies call Jesus \"the Good Shephard\"? Who's the brainwashed sheep now, hmmm?

5/17/2006 6:59:26 PM

Sierra

\"The only ones doing brainwashing here are the Christians. Those who attempt to interfere with the brainwashing is falsely accused of the same. It was this brainwash that caused you to be Christian, and you should be angry at the programmers and fight them, not join them like you have. So, what can I tell you but to run along and be a good little programmed Christian sheep slave and leave the rest of us alone.\"

There, that makes more sense. What were you saying about falsely accusing people of brainwashing? You know what they say about people in glass houses.

5/17/2006 7:06:41 PM

g-21-lto

The \"you only feel that way because you were brainwashed\" argument...sweet (not).

5/17/2006 7:26:08 PM

Napoleon the Clown

Your delusions have been noted. They will be reviewed by our staff. We may decide to include them in the next patch for reality. Please go play on the train tracks until we can notify you.

5/17/2006 7:28:18 PM

David D.G.

You claim that these kids are \"brainwashed\" by the time they are preteens? By whom? Their parents are, almost without exception, strictly heterosexual, and the vast majority (especially until quite recently) would have done everything in their power to humiliate and otherwise punish any child of theirs who admitted to being gay (and many of them still do).

Sexual orientation is NOT a choice; it's an inherent feature of a person, like eye color.

And as for the brainwashing comment in the first place, others already have pointed out the \"Mirror, Mirror\" aspect of this wild assertion from a fundie.


~David D.G.

5/17/2006 7:34:40 PM

Hadanelith

mad dog: I was thinking Python, myself, but whatever floats your boat.

5/17/2006 7:40:16 PM

mad dog

Python is a good choice, but how well does it scale with homosexuality applications, considering that its interpreted rather than compiled?

5/17/2006 7:44:48 PM

Papabear

Mirror, mirror on the wall,
Whose the most brainwashed of all?

5/17/2006 8:12:59 PM

Anti-Goth

<Mirror, mirror on the wall,
Whose the most brainwashed of all?>

Katie Holmes!

5/17/2006 8:46:12 PM

Dante's Virgil

gurl_troll, please turn into stone and DIE now. Thank you.

5/17/2006 9:05:24 PM

Julian

I'm guessing troll yes, girl no!

5/17/2006 9:08:57 PM

whitewater55

More irony than a Chinese laundry?

5/17/2006 9:53:15 PM

godling

The phrase \"programmed homosexual sheep slave\" takes my mind to some very disturbing places.

5/17/2006 11:24:01 PM

Luffy

Trolllll.

5/17/2006 11:50:29 PM

mad dog

If you think he's a troll, just try listening to the far right sometime.

5/18/2006 12:08:55 AM

Anti-Goth

Dude...she IS the far right!

5/18/2006 12:36:39 AM

xMinionX

The screenname says it all, folks.

5/18/2006 2:35:24 AM

Mike

The screenname says it all, folks.
Did you also look at her profile? \"Occupation: Trolling\"

5/18/2006 4:03:41 AM

Prager

Dear gurl...,
By any chance are you from New Zealand (where the men are men and the sheep are nervous)?

5/18/2006 7:44:32 AM

bria

death by irony whouldve been nice for this one.

8/1/2006 3:50:31 AM

Rahab

\"Homosexual sheep slave\"...

For some reason, that sounds very kinky.

1/31/2007 1:53:11 AM



And homosexuality has made to him, what?, in which way is "brainwashing"?

9/2/2007 11:29:52 AM

DinDC

I'd LOVE to comment but I'm too busy brainwashing...

Or being brainwashed...

Huh?

9/2/2007 11:45:32 AM

Puck

Just replace 'homosexual' and 'gay' with 'fundie' and coherence asserts itself.

If this is a troll, it's a very uninspired troll...vapid, indeed...

9/2/2007 12:17:42 PM
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